The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Loudlol]

First, I'd like to point out that me and Kyuu racked our brains trying to find a way to make this sound snarky enough for Haibara.  Sadly, we couldn't think of anything so I just went with the basic thought.

Not likely to be better, but my try on that picture.





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Lol!  Better than what I had.    Chiba shouldn't have put in "That Tape"  Also, in the second picture I put... I realize there's typo's.  Before anyone jumps the gun there, I had to rewrite the stuff several times to make it fit, so along the way I stopped caring about spelling.

[Borealis]

Little story again:

Spoiler:

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Ran: My unicorn senses are tingling. Shinichi must be here. Shinichi, where are you?!
Takagi&Sato: WHAT?!
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6623.png[/img]
Conan: Uh, Ran-chan are you ok?
Ran: Hum? Oh yea, fine.
Conan: It's just, you have been following me for a while...
Ran: Yea, Yea, must find Shinichi
Conan: Ehr...
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6622.png[/img]
News reporter: I am reporting live from Tokyo, where a young woman can be seen *interrupted*
Ran: Shinichi, where are you??!!

Conan thinking: Damn it, Haibara, get on the phone! I need the antidode!

@Loudlol: The second *HAHAHA*

[Supernatural Delight]

Loud, that was so darn funny! I love it when you post in here even though it is not very often.



Ran: So you really are Shinichi? Will you turn back if I pour some hot water on you?
Conan: Uh Ran, wrong show.

[dumytru]

[Aokochan]

Wow Loudlol the second one is simply awesome!!!

[DCSera]

This thread is so funny XD

[sstimson]

Loud, that was so darn funny! I love it when you post in here even though it is not very often.



Ran: So you really are Shinichi? Will you turn back if I pour some hot water on you?
Conan: Uh Ran, wrong show.

Actually Ran, He will turn into a Sonoko clone

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 664

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[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6641.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6642.png[/img]

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[aly_angelflight]

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Genta: I bet I can swallow this hard candy in one go! (swallows and then starts choking on it)
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6643.png[/img]
Conan: Genta, that was a star sapphire, not a piece of candy!
Ai: Oh, you didn't know? Gosho-sensei was receiving so much hate mail about Kojima-kun that he decided the poor boy would be the victim in the latest case. Now, who gave Kojima-kun a star sapphire and told him it was a piece of hard candy, and why did they do this? Go find that out, Mr. Detective.

Spoiler: I didn't think that was a star sapphire or a hard candy at first, though...

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6640.png[/img]
Genta: Bad Egg Candy--so bad that it's good.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6643.png[/img]
Conan: People will actually buy a candy with that name?!
Ai: Oh, don't underestimate the power of merchandise tie-ins from a popular series, Edogawa-kun.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6642.png[/img]
Conan (off-screen): Popular series? What are you talking about?
DB: What?!
Ayumi: Conan-kun hasn't seen Shugo Chara yet?!
Mitsuhiko/Genta: (thinking) Ayumi hasn't forced him to watch that show yet?!
Ai: And now you will be subjected to watching countless hours of a magical girl anime with as much double entendre as a Pixar film... Hope you're happy now.

[pikacutie25]

Spoiler: 664

Conan:  Mitsuhiko, what are you doing?
Mitsuhiko:  I sense a disturbance in the force...something terrible is about to happen!
Ayumi:  *thinking* OK! Today's the day I ambush Conan-kun and make him my hostage of love! <3
Genta:  *thinking* Wow, that car looks like it's coming straight towards us.
The viewers may decide which event is more terrible.



Haibara:  Kudo-kun, I know all about your love of yaoi. I even know that you keep a secret stash of it in the basement of your house over there.
Conan:  *thinking* Crap! I thought they were well-hidden behind my mystery shelves...!



Conan finally decided to come out with the truth about his adoration of yaoi. Their expressions are appropriate.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 664

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6641.png[/img]

Conan:  Mitsuhiko, what are you doing?
Mitsuhiko:  I sense a disturbance in the force...something terrible is about to happen!
Ayumi:  *thinking* OK! Today's the day I ambush Conan-kun and make him my hostage of love! <3
Genta:  *thinking* Wow, that car looks like it's coming straight towards us.
The viewers may decide which event is more terrible.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6643.png[/img]

Haibara:  Kudo-kun, I know all about your love of yaoi. I even know that you keep a secret stash of it in the basement of your house over there.
Conan:  *thinking* Crap! I thought they were well-hidden behind my mystery shelves...!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6642.png[/img]

Conan finally decided to come out with the truth about his adoration of yaoi. Their expressions are appropriate.

These are pretty good, although I am kinda suprised nobody made a joke about Mitsuhiko's ManPurse yet.

[pikacutie25]

These are pretty good, although I am kinda suprised nobody made a joke about Mitsuhiko's ManPurse yet.

Well, I suppose it looked like more of a tote bag to me...that and I thought that what I wrote would probably be funnier than something I would write about a "murse." :/

[MDavid]

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Conan: You said what?!
Ai: Oh, here she comes.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6621.png[/img]

Ran: Shinichi, you!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6640.png[/img]

Genta: With this gem I am sure to catch KID!

[Aokochan]

I just saw this now:

Welp. The day has come

I'm retiring guys. No more captions from me

My OCDness has made me overwhelmed for a while and now plain exhausted. For some reason there's no spark left when I make captions. Though people have made remarks on the contrary, I'm finding my stuff stale and uninspired recently. It's just not fun anymore 

So, while I'll be dropping by and reading captions, I doubt I'll be doing any more. Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but it's an executive decision.

Keep having fun, that's what this place is all about guys \o/

I'll miss your captions so much! I loved them!!

[sstimson]

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Genta: I bet I can swallow this hard candy in one go! (swallows and then starts choking on it)
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/6643.png[/img]
Conan: Genta, that was a star sapphire, not a piece of candy!
Ai: Oh, you didn't know? Gosho-sensei was receiving so much hate mail about Kojima-kun that he decided the poor boy would be the victim in the latest case. Now, who gave Kojima-kun a star sapphire and told him it was a piece of hard candy, and why did they do this? Go find that out, Mr. Detective.

I know you meant star sapphire as a rock, but did you know there is another kind? A what if that star sapphire is really a Zamaron Star Sapphire? What does that mean for Genta? Will he keep it and experience a few changes, or will he give it to either Haibara or Ayumi?

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