The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Mareliini]

WARNING. HUGE AMOUNT OF PICTURES

Spoiler:

My new OTP

*dies*
I finally watched every single one filler episode btw. o/

[IHKF]

Haibara: Yoshida-san. I promised you I'd stay off your man... now can you respect that deal and stay off of MINE please?

[sonoci]

WARNING. HUGE AMOUNT OF PICTURES CAPTIONS

I'm going to go by fives to make things easier :V

Spoiler: 1

Kogoro: Man, that hit the spot.
Conan: You...You finished off the Baigar! D:
Kogoro: Yeah, so?
Conan: T-T


Conan: ...Geez, I'm so small I could totally be Ratatouille.
...except I'd need cooking skills for that.


Conan found one of Haibara's hidden cameras.
He was not amused.


In one filler episode, Conan had to step aside and ultimately join Ran in her usual role.
Conan: My god, this is so boring. How do you do this case after case?
Ran: Well, I was patient at first, but now I've found ways to get by. ...Challenging this chair and purse to a "Most Bland" contest for example.
Conan: ...That's depressing.
Ran: It's more depressing that I'm winning :<


Taking a picture for fun at the Detective Agency.
Once again, Conan was missed "by the slightest of margins"

Spoiler: 2

Behold: That "Oh Crap" moment when you realize many people just witnessed you do something you'd rather they hadn't.


Conan: "Improve your vision" my a$$! I can't see a damn thing with the sun burning my eyes!


Ran: C-Conan...what is that?
Conan: Must...obey...


Guy: I just saw some awesome Blues Brothers cosplayers if you'd rather not-
Conan: Depths of Hell, here I come!
Ran: C-Conan!?


Kogoro: Hah! I told you Chiba! My Miniature Mooch Detective is much more powerful than your Fake Zombie Mask! Look! His barrier even ransacked the room and killed a man!
Conan: Wh-What am I!? A Yugioh card!?

Spoiler: 3

Mitsuhiko: Hey, who's that guy with the long hair and black clothing?
Haibara: ...............Well you two, I'd like you to know you guys were amazing friends while I knew you.
Ayumi: What do you mean Ai?


Genta: Come on, Ayumi, Mitsuhiko! Maybe if I find my bumblebee I can return to my normal size!
( reference  :-X)


Chef guy: Whoa, is that a DC cap? Man! I want it...!
Guy in the back: *thinking* Oh no you don't, I'm getting that hat!


Genta: ...Uh, guys?
DB: *offscreen* What?
Genta: Conan...just turned into a glowing ball of light.
Conan: Shut up, I have to go and do the 38th ending, alright?


Conan: ...It will never cease to amazing me how many times I forget to move my futon away from his bed. You'd think I'd learn.

Spoiler: 4

On opposite day, Kogoro turns into a gangster, Ran is a tsuntsun tsundere instead of deredere, and Conan is actually an adorable psychotic demon.
Kogoro: This joint isn't in my tastes.
Ran: Hmph, well maybe you shoulda read the brochure, idiot.
Conan: I will kill you all~! <3  :D


Kogoro, after sitting down, was promptly left alone by the ladies that had been sitting there.
Sad Kogoro is sad :<


Conan and Kogoro are having a race. Somehow Kogoro didn't notice the bench.


Ran: C-Conan what are you doing get away from there!
Conan: Wh-Wh-Wh-What are me and the Kaitou Kid doing on the covers of those books!?


Ayumi x Genta
It's rockin' b*****s

Spoiler: 5

Conan: ...So now that you know what I've been up to, I suppose you shouldn't beat on me so much, huh? I mean...not only could your constant punches damage my precious brain, if I get annoyed enough, I might not help you anymore.
Kogoro: You are such an as-
Conan: Yes?
Kogoro: ...........asset.
Conan: That's more like it.


Kobayashi: *to Haibara* One...Just one! I need one of those!
Haibara: Alright, alright. That'll be 200000 yen for your "Days of KaiShin: Super Deluxe Ultra Sexy Edition" Doujinshi.


Conan: Worst.
Kogoro: Restaurant.
Both: Ever.
Ran: ...How do we eat like this? ._.


Sonoko: Whee! Spin me faster, faster!
Guy: I'm trying!
Yamamura: ...And then say I'm the annoying one...


Yamamura: Listen up, girlie. I'm not too fond of you cramping the Sleeping Kogoro's style.
Sonoko: You've done it too!
Yamamura: That is besides the point!

Spoiler: 6

Yamamura: This is me, being you!
Sonoko: This is me, being annoyed.


Yamamura: Those tennis balls...they're out to get me.
Everyone else: *thinking* Everything and everyone is out to get you.


Yamamura after being pantsed.


Yamamura: "There is only one truth!"

Yamamura: Baha! How's that for an awesome imitation?
Ran: ..........Conan, look away for a second, things may get ugly.
Conan: ........no need, I'll help you.
Other guy: I think I might too...

Spoiler: 7

Yamamura: You are the culprit!
Ran: ..."You are going to be the culprit" would be more accurate...


Conan: Remove your hand from the bag or I'll remove it from your wrist.
Ran: *speechless*

Conan: I warned you.
Ran: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Blond: My god, children these days.
Other girl: ...So...So violent.
Sonoko: *speechless*


Ran: ...Dad, you've been drinking again, haven't you?
Conan: ...Probably. *thinking* Though, granted, his sleep schedule is probably pretty messed up because of me.


Kogoro: There's nothing left to live for! Yoko hasn't been in a manga file for forever!

Spoiler: 8

Kogoro: ...................................................Uh, yeah, Eri...I...have to phone you back.
............Yeah, bodies falling from the sky again.


Ran: Dad! Will you EVER have a sense of balance?!


For once, Conan was the one who was ditched rather than the other way around.
He's trying to figure out how to respond.


Below, behold Kogoro kicking himself in the crotch.

Spoiler: 9

Kogoro cracked his back.

....and now he's defying gravity.


Kogoro: I'm sorry...your grandfather is dead.
Kid: NOOOOOOOO! TAT
Conan: *thinking* Boy...or girl? ...Girl...or boy? pofa damn it, this is more frustrating than the case!


Conan: Y-You...can let go of my hands now.
Girl: Nope, you're mine now honey.
Conan: ......... mother, why does this always happen to me...?


Kogoro: You've gotta help me, man! My tie's alive and it's going to kill meeeeee!

Spoiler: 10

Woman: Hey...you got more than I did, didn't you?
Ran: *thinking* pofa pofa pofa, whereisherneck?


Ran: Conan, you're better at this than I thought you'd be.
Conan: Yeah, while I was looking through sports to use as my forte, I tried yoga. For a while I enjoyed it but then I realized that it wouldn't help me kick ass at all. So soccer it was.
Ran: ...Soccer still isn't that kicka$$.
Conan: It's better than "Hey! I'm going to be more flexible than you! Ha ha!"


Conan: Ha! Best hand ever!
Ayumi: Wow, Conan, of all things I'd never thought you'd suck at Goldfish...


DB: We are the Cloud Brigade!
Conan: ...I think I just got diabetes.


Ran: Sonoko...did I just hear you say what I think you-?
Sonoko: Yeeeeeeeah, I might be playing around with Shinichi behind your back. ...Sorry? <3
Ran: I...thought you hated each other?
Sonoko: We do, it's more of an...experiment.

Spoiler: 11

Ayumi: Conan, you might want to see what's over there.
Conan: Pft, probably just something boring.

[yamiangie]

you there what do you think of my Interpreter Zennigata cosplay?

[Callid]

It's raining men!

[Citan]

Kogoro : "I know, Megure! I can't believe it either. A whole week without a single mur..."



Yamamura : Bitch!
Sonoko : Moron!
Yamamura : Bimbo!
Sonoko : Crybaby!
Yamamura : Meanie-head!
Sonoko : I know you are, but what am I?
Yamamura : ...You win THIS round little girl!

[Mareliini]

@Sonoci. what's with that reference? DDD:

(still cannot make cool captions so this message was totally off, sorry)

[redangelran]

It's raining men!

LOL XD

[sstimson]

Ayumi Royal Flush beat Conan's Pair.

Amyumi: Conan you lost so pay me my kiss.

[Supernatural Delight]

Genta: Is it just me or does that Coke machine look funny?

Mitsuhiko: Shh! We don't want the creators to know we escaped.

[sstimson]

Korogou started to leave the room then realized he was now in the space-time continuum

[pofa]

Kogoro: Did you guys do that damn "get me drunk and move my furniture" routine? I knew that brat was trying to kill me!

Spoiler:

On the other hand, I could use this for my avatar too.

[skyechan]

Copy paste captions I've done for my DC rewatch posts so far. :3

Spoiler: Group 1

“HE’S SHOOTING A LASER!â€

[Supernatural Delight]

Nice Skyechan! I found myself singing along to the Talespin theme song. I'm a big fan of most Disney Afternoon shows. I'd do a couple captions right now but my brain is fried from... lets just go with too much thinking. It's a little too complicated to explain.

[Borealis]

Spoiler: captions (loats of - not all funny)

Kogoro: Mhmmm.... Beer


Conan: ... Hy head is.... smaller than a head of lettuse.... T_T


Conan, the blue ninja!


Ran thinks: I know of an awkward elevator scene. But an awkward hallway scene?


Since buisnes hadn't been running smoothly in the last months, Kogoro decded to add more sex-apeal into his advertisement.
However, Ran refused to show some leg and the only other "model" he found was Sonoko.....


The plan of the member of the Detective Conan production cast was perfect, but little did this culprit know that the role of Conan was in fact played by Conan.


Conan: Kneel before your god!

or:
You have seen too much.


Ran: Do not worry, Shinichi..... Soon we will be united again..... In the next life...


Conan: You are together with that guy?! I can't live with that!!
Ran: Wait, it is not what you are thinking!


Kogoro: See, that guy was alive six minutes ago. You are the god of death
Conan: Oh My God!


Ai: Mitsuhiko, what have I told you about talking with other girls?
Ayumi: But Ai-chan, we have known each other for ages. we are just friends.
Mitsuhiko (whispers): Don't worry, I like what she does when she is like that


Because he has seen it in various intros, Genta tried to catch a glowing ball as well*


Cook: Ah, why is a whole camera crew behind you and why are you wearing a DC-cap?
Conan: Oh, the anime-drawers aro on strike so the studio broke down the fourth wall. The cap is because I look slightly different and they don't want to mistake me by accident.
Cook: And why are you... cooking?
Conan: Well, the writers are on strike as well...


* He didn't manage to catch it


Conan had wittnessed a lot of Kogoro's strategies to sneak out unnoticed to drink. But the inflatable Kogoro-doll was new.


Ran was so angry at Kogoro for sneaking out that she didn't notice the Conan-double Conan had used to sneak away.


At a sunny Friday afternoon, a headless Kogoro was sitting on a bench...


He had runn by a bowing man (he was french)...


Ran: What are you doing, Shinichi, this is not for small.... Ups!


You want this guy killed and someone else blamed? The head of the BO and DB are the persons of your choice!


Conan: ... So when I am back to normal, you will be a useless Detective again and I will have taken down one of the biggest criminal organisations of the world. You sure you don't want to approve my marriage with Ran?


Teacher I can't recall the name of: Please don't tell anyone that I am Anoata!


Ran: Uhm... I don't mind holding hands but....
Kogoro: ... WHY?!


Random Police officer: Please remoove yourselfe from this area.
Sonoko: No way, that so called "Police officer" is more incompetent than the fleas on his head!
Yamamoto(?): It is "Superintendant" (*Or whatever he is right now*)


Yamamoto(or whatever his name is): Hey, girl, get off, you don't even recognise a murder when you see it.

Y.: Which is different than MEEEEEeeee!
Sonoko thinks: Different than you, I recognise a future murder victim when I see it.


Yamamoto: TO THE YAMAMOTO-MOBIL!!!!!1!
*chirp chirp chirp*


... He was joined by a headless Zombie of incompetence...


Yammamoto: OBJECTION!!!!

Yamamoto: I always wanted to say this
Ran: Conan...
Conan: Yes...
Ran: Get the duct tape.
Conan: You get the fishing wire, I get the duct tape.

Yamamoto: OBJECTON!
later...

Ran: Where did you learn that one with the three centimeters of duct tape?
Conan: You don't watch much TV, do you?
some minutes earlyer:

Sonoko: Whoa
Woman right: Oh my god, what are they...?
Woman left: He deserved it.


Ran wanted a nice photo with all three of them and Mt. Fuji.
Kogoro wanted a nap.
He got his nap. In a hospital bed.


Modyfied caption of someone else:
Kogoro: THE LACK AOF YOKO HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!!!!


... when another headless fell onto the fence.

Kogoro: Ok, Borealis, enough headless jokes.


Ran: How DARE you betray me?!


RobCon: Mistress Haibara, asking for permision to move....


Kogoro: WHRAH! I just had a nighmare! Conan was in reality Shinichi and that girl at Agasa's was in reality a member of a secret organisation and...

*Kogoro collapses*
Conan thinks: Wow, he IS a good detective when unconcious...


Kogoro: Steady, Steady....

Kogoro: I'M FLYING!!!


Kogoro: I am sory, but I can't be with you.
Girl: But WHY?!
Conan: Don't worry, it is all going to be alright.
(replace any name with a DCTP member ;P)


Conan: Eh, *insert DCTP member here*, you can let go now.
*insert DCTP member here*: No, you are mine.


Kogoro: Why do I have such a ridiculous tie?!!


Woman: How do you have such a waist with that bust?
Ran: Eh... The animators?


Conan thinks: Why am I doing ths? And why would Ran hardly have space for lying down on her matress while mine is three times my lenght?


Conan: Do I look like I had no clue about poker?!
Ayumi: You aren't supposed to show your cards, Conan.


Random grown up: You are such cute towell ghosts, children. Do you want something?
Ayumi: Can I have a glas of juice please?
Mizuhiko: Can I have one too, please?
Genta: Do you have eel?
Conan: Could the floor devour me, please?


Sonoko: I just think it's unfair since your boyfriend is freeloading in your house and mine is somewhere in the world...
Ran: Shinichi is...
Sonoko: Uhps.


Ayumi: Hey, Conan, pull my.... Why are you suddenly standing on this side?
Conan thinks: Darn, I have to be more attentive when I freeze time.


... Someone is deffenitely on crack here.
It is not me

Spoiler: another one

After having gone through the fourth wall, the three DB-members got lost.
Unfortunately for them they found the fanart section.
Ayumi: Isn't that Shinichi-nichan? What is he doing with....