The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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It's been almost two years since the first Funny Conan Captions tread, and you all have been amazing at coming up with hilarious material for the odd pictures I've posted.  There are 99 previous threads, and each one links to the one before it, so if you start with #99, you can work backwards and see two years worth of funny captions.

Over time, popularity of these threads has grown and faded, and it's to the point that I don't think multiple threads are the best method going forward.  So, I've decided to have one main thread, and open it up to others to post screenshots.  I'll continue to post my own screenshots twice a week, along with the remainder of the ones that others have sent me.  Now, before you start posting your own screenshots, please read the following rules for posting:

Rules for Posting Screenshots

1) Screenshots may not contain any captions already
If the image you want to post already has a caption, find a way to remove it, or crop it out.

Spoiler: Example

Don't do:


Do:

2) You may post images from the manga as long as they abide by the following:
a) All word bubbles have had their text removed.

Spoiler: Example

Don't do:


Do:

b) The case which you are posting has been subbed and released by DCTP or another fansub group.  No exceptions.

3) The screenshots or manga images must be from Detective Conan
No images from other series.  

Remember, you're posting screenshots and manga images so that everyone can caption them, so they need to be clean so people to quote and use them.

That's it!  Happy posting and happy captioning.  And to start things off, here are two screenshots for this week:

[sonoci]

I've loved these since the moment I've found them. It's a smart idea to combine them,  it took a bit of time going through all of the weeks

Anyway~


Kogoro: Boooku ga iruuuuu~
Audience: My god, he's worse than Shinichi...


Mitsuhiko: Guys, I can't take it. Those two...Those two are too insane.
Conan: What happened this time?
Mitsuhiko: Genta just went along with Ayumi, but she was saying that you two are actually shrunken adults!
Haibara: *thinking* Damn, I thought I swore Ayumi-chan to secrecy...

[Walbuls]

Mitsuhiko: Can I open my eyes yet!?!
Conan: I told you we weren't doing anything
Mitsuhiko: You two were under the covers together!
Haibara: *sigh*

[kentasaiba]

Ran: Shinichi really confesses to me! omg omg omg!!!

[KainTheVampire]

Spoiler: File 768 character

The image was bored and decided to go for a ride.

XD <3

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Very nice captions! 

EDIT Does this count? I know this isn't in an episode, but I love the joke I can also remove it if it's really too much of a spoiler, but I don't think it is as it's just one of the character's first appearances

Spoiler: File 768 character

The image was here...

Yes, please remove it and save it for when the episode has been subbed.  Thanks!

[shihokudo]

Mitsuhiko: MY EYES MY EYES!! WHY WERE YOU YOU GUYS IN A MOVING LUMP UNDER THE BLANKETS HUH??

[Loudlol]

Spoiler: File 768 character

The image decided it was a good idea to stay abroad.

XD <3

+1,

[kkslider5552000]

Ran: Shinichi really confesses to me! omg omg omg!!!

Ran's sudden Sawako Kuronuma expression amuses me. That even sounds kinda like something she would say.

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FYI, I've added some examples to the top on how to post screenshots.  Please be sure to read the rules and see the examples before posting.  Thx!

[sonoci]

Yes, please remove it and save it for when the episode has been subbed.  Thanks!

Okedoke~ ...But er...people quoted it D: I did remove it from my post but...  :-[

EDIT Question: for manga images, is it that we have to put a caption under it like we do for pictures or that you want us to have a talking version along with a blank for others to use? It just seems a little weird if we aren't supposed to use the blank speech bubbles is all.

EDIT EDIT I have a caption to contribute~!


Conan: *thinking* Man, I really hate it when Haibara experiments on me. Now not only do I have a mouse for a hand, I see everything in green.
Haibara: *also thinking* Don't forget you're telepathic with me now. And it's teal, not green.

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Yes, please remove it and save it for when the episode has been subbed.  Thanks!

Okedoke~ ...But er...people quoted it D: I did remove it from my post but...  :-[

EDIT Question: for manga images, is it that we have to put a caption under it like we do for pictures or that you want us to have a talking version along with a blank for others to use? It just seems a little weird if we aren't supposed to use the blank speech bubbles is all.

EDIT EDIT I have a caption to contribute~!


Conan: *thinking* Man, I really hate it when Haibara experiments on me. Now not only do I have a mouse for a hand, I see everything in green.
Haibara: *also thinking* Don't forget you're telepathic with me now. And it's teal, not green.

Ha ha!!    That's a good one.

To answer your question, you could do it both ways.  People can either write their captions in below the image, or take the image and put their own captions in the speech bubbles.  But the first post of the image should always be with blank bubbles so others can use them.

[sonoci]

Ha ha!!    That's a good one.

To answer your question, you could do it both ways.  People can either write their captions in below the image, or take the image and put their own captions in the speech bubbles.  But the first post of the image should always be with blank bubbles so others can use them.

Thanks~

Alright then. Thanks for answering :3 I'll be sure to contribute more now that I'm understanding it all! >D

EDIT Got one~!



No real punchline, but yeah

Spoiler: blank version

[saintmi]

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I can't see the image!  Try fixing the link to it.