Today's Weird Stories...

[nomemory]

Yeah, I'm not going to search anything that includes the word "pedo", though I suppose wikipedia should be safe.

[mangaluva]

The image is from 2chan, it was 4chan that made it a pedophile. Of course.

[PhoenixTears]

So this guy that I've worked with for three years now (awesome guy, not a creeper) came into my little office place today and looked at me and asked "You're a girl, right?"

I wasn't sure whether to be confused or amused or weirded out by that seemingly random question, so I went with an automatic response: "...I think so."

(Turns out he was trying to find some hand lotion for his new tattoo and he figured since I'm a girl I'd have some. Lucky for him, there was actually some in the office. And I saw him later in the day and said "Still a girl!" XD)

[sonoci]

So this guy that I've worked with for three years now (awesome guy, not a creeper) came into my little office place today and looked at me and asked "You're a girl, right?"

I wasn't sure whether to be confused or amused or weirded out by that seemingly random question, so I went with an automatic response: "...I think so."

(Turns out he was trying to find some hand lotion for his new tattoo and he figured since I'm a girl I'd have some. Lucky for him, there was actually some in the office. And I saw him later in the day and said "Still a girl!" XD)

That's awesome xDD I love those weird questions actually. Gives you an excuse to let out a weird answer

"Do you like toasters?"
"Depends, do I like toast?"

[mangaluva]

Still endlessly amused by the fact that the Japanese have an actual standard sound effect for "the noise that evil plants make", according to the translation notes of the FMA scanlations I was reading. (They didn't say was the noise actually was, thought- they added "use your imagination" XD)

[sonoci]

Still endlessly amused by the fact that the Japanese have an actual standard sound effect for "the noise that evil plants make", according to the translation notes of the FMA scanlations I was reading. (They didn't say was the noise actually was, thought- they added "use your imagination" XD)

"Blearrcck"? xD That's my guess :I

[Akonyl]

a quick google search reveals that "gi gi, giiee = sounds Kurama's plants (and other evil plants) make. (for other menacing sounds see go go go and uzo uzo) "

[Abs.]

So this guy that I've worked with for three years now (awesome guy, not a creeper) came into my little office place today and looked at me and asked "You're a girl, right?"

I wasn't sure whether to be confused or amused or weirded out by that seemingly random question, so I went with an automatic response: "...I think so."

(Turns out he was trying to find some hand lotion for his new tattoo and he figured since I'm a girl I'd have some. Lucky for him, there was actually some in the office. And I saw him later in the day and said "Still a girl!" XD)

So if you didn't have the lotion...!?!? D:

[PhoenixTears]

See, I would have thought this guy knew me well enough to know that I'm not really the type to carry hand lotion on me at all times. He's just lucky one of the other ladies that works in that office brought a bottle to work and leaves it there for people to use.

But, had I not had the lotion, I probably would have had to explain all that to him anyway. (Or it just means I'm not a girl... which... I'm pretty sure I am. I mean. 22 years... you'd think I'd know by now.)

[xpon]

*xpon have lost of joke that he want to say about PT case but because most of it is perverted or rude, he decide to keep silent*

[Suutashi]

I was walking around in the clothing depart of a store where a man riding a motorized wheel chair with a young boy asked me where the men's clothing depart was. I pointed it out and directed the man with the boy in the direction of men's cloths. What was weird was that this was a store where the employees wear a very specific uniform both style and color wise. I wasn't wearing anything like it and I didn't even act like I worked there. Plus there was an actual employee not far from where I was standing.  ???

[mangaluva]

I think we gave some tourists at the Palace a weird moment. The patch of grass we were sitting on was a bit below the Old Entrance (Which is now halfway up the Eastern Wall) and we kept waving whenever we saw tourists standing there and looking at the view and old drawbridge mechanisms until we got a wave back XD

[nomemory]

I think we gave some tourists at the Palace a weird moment. The patch of grass we were sitting on was a bit below the Old Entrance (Which is now halfway up the Eastern Wall) and we kept waving whenever we saw tourists standing there and looking at the view and old drawbridge mechanisms until we got a wave back XD

There's nothing like waving to total strangers. One of my classmates waves to just about anyone when he is driving, their confused faces are always fun

[mangaluva]

I think we gave some tourists at the Palace a weird moment. The patch of grass we were sitting on was a bit below the Old Entrance (Which is now halfway up the Eastern Wall) and we kept waving whenever we saw tourists standing there and looking at the view and old drawbridge mechanisms until we got a wave back XD

There's nothing like waving to total strangers. One of my classmates waves to just about anyone when he is driving, their confused faces are always fun

When I was on the hockey team, we had to get up REALLY early to get the bus to away games at other schools. So we played the wave game to keep ourselves awake; whichever side of the bus got more waves off randomers on the pavement and in cars won XD

[nomemory]

When I was on the hockey team, we had to get up REALLY early to get the bus to away games at other schools. So we played the wave game to keep ourselves awake; whichever side of the bus got more waves off randomers on the pavement and in cars won XD

Now that sounds just awesome