Today's Weird Stories...

[KainTheVampire]

Good for you

[nomemory]

sounds like someone's saying Callid isn't good looking 

how can you resist that stick figure and disconnected head?!

He might be too good-looking to, I don't know.

... well, I'll trust you

[Silver1412]

... There is a bra on the lmp across the street of my university ~nya!

[PhoenixTears]

Was late to work for the first time ever. XD (Well, second, but the first doesn't count because they changed my schedule without me knowing. And even if it did count, that was two and a half years ago.) I accidentally read next week's schedule for Saturday instead of this week's - which had me in half an hour later that I should've been.

I was expecting at least that disapproving look you get like when parents are scolding their children. You know - that look?

What I got was my supervisor laughing at me and giving me a piece of candy. XD (And then mocking me because apparently being late to work at least once makes me a normal person. Or something.)

[KainTheVampire]

Some kid that's not older than 9 years just told me that I was good-looking Kids scare me

[Callid]

Some kid that's not older than 9 years just told me that I was good-looking Kids scare me

So you aren't good-looking?

[KainTheVampire]

Some kid that's not older than 9 years just told me that I was good-looking Kids scare me

So you aren't good-looking?

I don't think that But I guess I would have been flattered if a person that's more in my age would have said it, now it just me think that kids these days are going desperate I mean he tried to flirt with an older complete stranger

[Callid]

*revives*

I tend to take long showers (30 min.) which then tend to make every surface in the bath wet. Apparently wet enough that mosquitoes choosing to land can't get off the wall again...

[alicetama]

Ah, I forgot about this thread. Well, anyways, what I'm about to type about didn't happen today, but rather, about a week and a half ago.


It was spring break, and I was in San Francisco with my family. We were at the J-center, in the elevator, when this old Japanese guy (who didn't speak much English) Came in. He was standing next to my sister and I, saying 'up' (as in, he wanted to go up), and then he groped my sister's BOOB. And when we were getting off, he grabbed my butt.

He was extremely creepy.

[Abs.]

^ You guys should have made with the killing

[Edogawa4869]

Ah, I forgot about this thread.

Anyway, my weird story: My extremely awesome friend Fran decided to tell me her entire history with boys since freshman year.  I did not need to know some of them.

[bluekaitou1412]

What I got was my supervisor laughing at me and giving me a piece of candy. XD (And then mocking me because apparently being late to work at least once makes me a normal person. Or something.)

Awesome supervisor!

[Akonyl]

Ah, I forgot about this thread. Well, anyways, what I'm about to type about didn't happen today, but rather, about a week and a half ago.


It was spring break, and I was in San Francisco with my family. We were at the J-center, in the elevator, when this old Japanese guy (who didn't speak much English) Came in. He was standing next to my sister and I, saying 'up' (as in, he wanted to go up), and then he groped my sister's BOOB. And when we were getting off, he grabbed my butt.

He was extremely creepy.

well, elevators are sorta like train cars, they just go in a different direction. He probably just thinks that's normal conduct. :V

[nomemory]

I got molested by an old lady... Not that she meant to do that, she was just really drunk and had problems keeping her hand where it should be. Well that sounds wrong.. I mean that she was first keeping her arm around my waist, then it slid down to my ass. Later she put it around my shoulder and her hand slid down to my boob. Nothing serious, it was just.. an uncomfortable situation...

[PhoenixTears]

Do I need to go beat up the drunk old lady for you, nom? Cause I will.