Today's Weird Stories...

[KainTheVampire]

Lestat's cat followed me to the kitchen! o.O He didn't hide, a miracle has occurred!

[Edogawa4869]

[spoiler=Just..... Disgusting.]...... Anyone else think that it's downright scary that a 17-year-old senior guy lost his virginity to a 26-year-old girlfriend who he's been talking to for a year and a half, lives 3 hours away in New York City, already has a boyfriend, and I'm pretty certain that is just using him for sex?  ....... Can you say PEDO?!

Seriously, this kid on my bus, Joe, comes onto the bus Monday afternoon and begins talking to the bus driver about how he started the weekend a boy and came out "a man."  It just... It sickens me. I mean, I'm not going to claim that I'm saintly, but this is just sick! DX[/spoiler]

[mangaluva]

Is that guy carrying a whole wardrobe on his head?

[Silver1412]

My weird story? Anime people coming out of TV ~nya!

[Suutashi]

Things I've learned from talking to Fran today:

Spoiler: WARNING: Do not read unless you are ok with reading comments of a sexual nature

1. She likes her 16-month boyfriend's best friend now
2. Her boyfriend is horrible in bed.
3. Girls are much better kissers than guys.
4. She is starting a book club with me invited.  The book (in transparent text)? The Kama Sutra

..... I've got some weird friends, lol.

...And here I thought the "Amish Bob: The Astronaut/Computer Technician" thing a friend of mind and I thought up was weird. 

[Callid]

I said this before, and I'll say it again: be careful of the guy. He may be completely harmless, or he could be a creep, and at this point you don't know.

It sounds weirder and creepier when seeing it in writing, he is a sweet guy. He just has a weird sense of humour sometimes. And he has never done any other creepy things and we basically live together and spend most weekends almost alone with each other.

... I don't like the sound of that. Definitely not.

Weird, they have a "Callid" label :V

I never said it was my pants

...
YOU were the one who took them? I thought it had been Conia all the time! *can't believe it*
And then forgetting them on a church in Poland! That, on the other hand, is totally like you
The shirt is not mine, though

[nomemory]

I said this before, and I'll say it again: be careful of the guy. He may be completely harmless, or he could be a creep, and at this point you don't know.

It sounds weirder and creepier when seeing it in writing, he is a sweet guy. He just has a weird sense of humour sometimes. And he has never done any other creepy things and we basically live together and spend most weekends almost alone with each other.

... I don't like the sound of that. Definitely not.

There is nothing creepy about him, he is a really nice guy.

[Callid]

I said this before, and I'll say it again: be careful of the guy. He may be completely harmless, or he could be a creep, and at this point you don't know.

It sounds weirder and creepier when seeing it in writing, he is a sweet guy. He just has a weird sense of humour sometimes. And he has never done any other creepy things and we basically live together and spend most weekends almost alone with each other.

... I don't like the sound of that. Definitely not.

There is nothing creepy about him, he is a really nice guy.

...
That's the problem. That and the second half of the last sentence (bolded)

[nomemory]

...
That's the problem. That and the second half of the last sentence (bolded)

Oh, that.. I didn't think about it that way.

[Callid]

...
That's the problem. That and the second half of the last sentence (bolded)

Oh, that.. I didn't think about it that way.

>:(

[nomemory]

>:(

Don't worry, he is too good-looking for me anyway.

[Akonyl]

>:(

Don't worry, he is too good-looking for me anyway.

sounds like someone's saying Callid isn't good looking 

how can you resist that stick figure and disconnected head?!

[Silver1412]

Noodles... Noodles! NOODLES!!! NOODLES OF DOOM!!! Oh wait! Just a dream ~nya.

[KainTheVampire]

...
That's the problem. That and the second half of the last sentence (bolded)

Oh, that.. I didn't think about it that way.

>:(

There, there I hope you're not too jealous so you'll cancel your engagement with sis, it would be awesome to have you as my BIL Bil = car XD

[Callid]

>:(

Don't worry, he is too good-looking for me anyway.

... well, I'll trust you

sounds like someone's saying Callid isn't good looking 

Not necessarily. That guy is too good-looking, that doesn't necessary mean I'm not. I might just be not that good-looking - which is something I would agree on without hesitation.

There, there I hope you're not too jealous so you'll cancel your engagement with sis, it would be awesome to have you as my BIL Bil = car XD

Now that'd definitely be overreacting. After all, nothing has happened. I hope...