What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies) stop

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What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies) stop crying?

Hit them
1
5%
Tape their mouth :P
1
5%
Give them sleeping pills (NOT recommended) :P
2
9%
Leave the room and wait until they shut up
1
5%
Ignore them and keep on doing what you're doing
1
5%
Try to sooth them with incentives
3
14%
I can't be near babies when they are crying, I have tendencies to kill when annoyed :P
3
14%
Other (comment plS)
10
45%
 
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby Tanner-kun » August 24th, 2010, 10:14 pm

I lot of online community flam over stupid crap but dctp discuses how to take care of babies :P i love this place.
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby PhoenixTears » August 24th, 2010, 10:14 pm

Abs. wrote:I can't figure out any other way the "lie to them" option would work.
Which is why it shouldn't be used, especially if they're old enough to understand what you're saying.
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby KaitoGirl » August 24th, 2010, 10:15 pm

PhoenixTears wrote:
Abs. wrote:I can't figure out any other way the "lie to them" option would work.
Which is why it shouldn't be used, especially if they're old enough to understand what you're saying.


I can't stop laughing everytime I read this, even when it would be mean I kind wanna see how the baby will start crying even more XDD
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby Edogawa4869 » August 24th, 2010, 10:20 pm

xpon wrote:if the child that cry is 7 years old and a girl..

just say..

"If you dont stop crying, i'm going to bath with you!"


xpon, we're not obsessed with lolis like you are.  Besides, that would make her cry even longer!
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby baka1412 » August 24th, 2010, 10:23 pm

Edogawa4869 wrote:
xpon wrote:if the child that cry is 7 years old and a girl..

just say..

"If you dont stop crying, i'm going to bath with you!"


xpon, we're not obsessed with lolis like you are.  Besides, that would make her cry even longer!


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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby Abs. » August 24th, 2010, 10:25 pm

Pretty sure he passed the 'lolicon' stage and is a full-blown pedophile.
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby PhoenixTears » August 24th, 2010, 10:26 pm

*facepalm* So, I thought you only liked 12-15 year old girls? 7 is a little young, even for you. ::)
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby Edogawa4869 » August 24th, 2010, 10:27 pm

Abs. wrote:Pretty sure he passed the 'lolicon' stage and is a full-blown pedophile.


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Postby Akonyl » August 24th, 2010, 10:29 pm

if only I could connect the baby's brain to mine so that I could siphon my empathy directly to them, then this would be easy.

unfortunately, this isn't The Matrix and we don't have jacks in the backs of our heads.

But as it is, my only abilities are trying to cheer it up by doing something "funny" for them, or if the correct things are nearby, shaking a rattle or something in front of it. If it's too old for this, then, I dunno. But if they're old enough that a rattle won't distract them, they're old enough to be able to say what they need, so if they're crying it's not a big deal and they can be mostly left alone. :P
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby Eve » August 24th, 2010, 10:30 pm

PhoenixTears wrote:
xpon wrote:if the child that cry is 7 years old and a girl..

just say..

"If you dont stop crying, i'm going to bath with you!"
*facepalm* So, I thought you only liked 12-15 year old girls? 7 is a little young, even for you. ::)


AWWW man.... this is low, even for xpon.... [s]next thing we know, he's a baby-con DX[/s]

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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby Tanner-kun » August 24th, 2010, 10:31 pm

PhoenixTears wrote:
xpon wrote:if the child that cry is 7 years old and a girl..

just say..

"If you dont stop crying, i'm going to bath with you!"
*facepalm* So, I thought you only liked 12-15 year old girls? 7 is a little young, even for you. ::)
its because i get the 13-15 year olds. :P but its not wrong for me to do it.
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby baka1412 » August 24th, 2010, 10:32 pm

Abs. wrote:Pretty sure he passed the 'lolicon' stage and is a full-blown pedophile.


So he's stepped into a place where no one from DCTP has entered before...

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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby breva » August 24th, 2010, 10:33 pm

I will go with Tape their mouth or give them their favorite toy or something to eat
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby Edogawa4869 » August 24th, 2010, 10:33 pm

baka1412 wrote:
Abs. wrote:Pretty sure he passed the 'lolicon' stage and is a full-blown pedophile.


So he's stepped into a place where no one from DCTP has entered before...

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Hey, I already did that joke!

Edogawa4869 wrote:
Abs. wrote:Pretty sure he passed the 'lolicon' stage and is a full-blown pedophile.


Then I guess he is now
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Re: What do you think you would do/or did to make baby(ies)

Postby baka1412 » August 24th, 2010, 10:34 pm

Edogawa4869 wrote:
baka1412 wrote:
Abs. wrote:Pretty sure he passed the 'lolicon' stage and is a full-blown pedophile.


So he's stepped into a place where no one from DCTP has entered before...

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Hey, I already did that joke!

Edogawa4869 wrote:
Abs. wrote:Pretty sure he passed the 'lolicon' stage and is a full-blown pedophile.


Then I guess he is now
Spoiler:
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