Ao-kun and RJ Divorce Thread?

[Yurikochan]

*starts to wake up, but falls right back to sleep and is very weak*

[PhoenixTears]

*sees Yuriko start to wake up, then fall back asleep*

Yuriko....? Wake up! Don't die! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *insert overly dramatic wailing here*

[bluekaitou1412]

Sheesh. I'm trying to read here. *continues to read How to take your own Life Undetected*

[PhoenixTears]

What?! How can you sit there and read when someone's life is hanging in the balance?! You heartless jerk! *steals your book* Now, worry about the half-dead girl!

[Yurikochan]

Sheesh. I'm trying to read here. *continues to read How to take your own Life Undetected*

*Gin burns the book, somehow cause he was never put back in his pokeball*

Yurikochan: *still fast asleep, or past out or half dead, one or the other*

[bluekaitou1412]

Hey, my book... *gets extremely depressed and pessimistic*

It's no use, Yuriko... you will die, like the human that you are... People die, you know... Like me... It's no use *gloomy aura surrounds him*

[nomemory]

Hey, my book... *gets extremely depressed and pessimistic*

It's no use, Yuriko... you will die, like the human that you are... People die, you know... Like me... It's no use *gloomy aura surrounds him*

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[Yurikochan]

Hey, my book... *gets extremely depressed and pessimistic*

It's no use, Yuriko... you will die, like the human that you are... People die, you know... Like me... It's no use *gloomy aura surrounds him*

*wakes up, fighting for her life*

A...Ao-nii...never give...never give...up *falls back to sleep/deathly coma, Gin just watches hovering and being a Spiritomb*

[PhoenixTears]

Hey, my book... *gets extremely depressed and pessimistic*

It's no use, Yuriko... you will die, like the human that you are... People die, you know... Like me... It's no use *gloomy aura surrounds him*

Well, that's certainly not going to cheer anybody up...

Alright, that's it. *goes to bake cake or cookies or something*

[bluekaitou1412]

Hey, my book... *gets extremely depressed and pessimistic*

It's no use, Yuriko... you will die, like the human that you are... People die, you know... Like me... It's no use *gloomy aura surrounds him*

*wakes up, fighting for her life*

A...Ao-nii...never give...never give...up *falls back to sleep/deathly coma, Gin just watches hovering and being a Spiritomb*

*hugs Yuriko* I won't forget you... *puts flowers beside her bed and prays* *calls funeral service*

[Yurikochan]

Hey, my book... *gets extremely depressed and pessimistic*

It's no use, Yuriko... you will die, like the human that you are... People die, you know... Like me... It's no use *gloomy aura surrounds him*

*wakes up, fighting for her life*

A...Ao-nii...never give...never give...up *falls back to sleep/deathly coma, Gin just watches hovering and being a Spiritomb*

*hugs Yuriko* I won't forget you... *puts flowers beside her bed and prays* *calls funeral service*

*lays there half dead, wondering if she will ever truly wake up*

[PhoenixTears]

*lays there half dead, wondering if she will ever truly wake up*

Alright, this calls for desperate measures...!

*uses all her skills as a mad scientist to revive Yuriko*

[Yurikochan]

(SEES PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCES COMING)

*still fast asleep, isn't going to die, maybe*

[bluekaitou1412]

Already called funeral service. Um, I chose a white coffin.

[PhoenixTears]

(SEES PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCES COMING)

*still fast asleep, isn't going to die, maybe*

She's only mostly dead!

(alternatively: You need a miracle!)

Already called funeral service. Um, I chose a white coffin.

That won't be necessary. I'll find a way to revive her!

*researches*