What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

[bluekaitou1412]

2012 ~ : Evolved type of zombies, brought about by some lab accident
They are much faster than humans, has inhumane strength, can barge in walls, has supreme intelligence, can create colonies, and plans out every attack. This is the hellish type, all hope is lost, better kill yourself than be captured and tortured before they turn you into a one of them.

Reavers?

LOL, Pretty much.

[Yurikochan]

We can always go after the zombies too?

[Kleene Onigiri]

@Akonyl

Judging by Kleene's replies in this thread, we'd probably end up like this guy instead:

I'd probably get trapped by zombies a week in and be forced to kill myself.

I'd probably get trapped by zombies a day in and turned into a zombie myself.

THE ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE RICEBALL

Well, I guess like 90% of the population would die and/or turn into a zombie (when the zombies aren't the slow-dumb-type)
And people that know zombie-stories have a better chance to survive XD

Once because they would go for the critical spots like heads etc. Second, they probably wouldn't go rampage but try to survive themself. And for that you need the help of others too.

And on a side note. I read in a WW2 book roman that the new recruits learned on the battlefield that you never stab the enemy into the torso. Because your weapon get's stuck then D: You aim for the stomach instead D:

[xpon]

JUST BEHEADED THEM!

zombie dont feel pain.. just blow their head

[baka1412]

You'll gonna be wasting a lot of strength bludgeoning  their head...

Unless you got a finely sharpen Katana (Gosh, how i love wielding Katana during Zombie massacre.. )

[xpon]

yeah.. and we have kenshin himura here as the helper

[Commi-Ninja]

[Beastly]

Didn't get the joke (:

[Commi-Ninja]

Most people would die in a zombie apocalypse.  That's what it's saying.

[Beastly]

I wonder what is the feeling of being a zombie (:

[Tanner-kun]

what if when you became a zombie you still think normally and can go about your normal working lives just being a rotting corps.

[Beastly]

what if when you became a zombie you still think normally and can go about your normal working lives just being a rotting corps.

Ill stay home and keep away from the Sun :>

[TheBlind]

I would casually walk over to the nearest Mansion that is hidden in the woods, zip up my S.T.A.R.S. jacket, and get down to business.

[Conia]

New plan: Be an undercover zombie

[Akonyl]

I like how this graph claims you're just as likely to discover a cure to the zombie apocalypse as you are to kill a zombie.

Either zombiness is a really simple infection, or zombies are really, really hard to kill.