What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby xGinx » July 12th, 2010, 7:18 pm

conia wrote:Climb a tree.


Khinkhun wrote:Set off the nuclear war head in the yard


ROFLMAO xD




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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby Tanner-kun » July 12th, 2010, 7:22 pm

baka1412 wrote:Btw, i was just thinking... Zombies were basically : a Walking DEAD BODY isn't it ? Then all we have to do is just trying to survive for 1 years (2 to be safe), and all those dead body would've decomposed already (especially since those who exposed to sunlight, rain, and other stress everyday)
also in the summer the the heat will cause them to rot and their limbs will literally fall apart.
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby xGinx » July 12th, 2010, 7:23 pm

Xcommando wrote:I live on a military base so i would be one of the first evacuated  :P

but if not for that i would...

I would take my dads motorcycle find duck tape, 2 chainsaws, a spear, and 2 riot shields. attach the chainsaws to the ends of the handle bars and the spear above the front tire, and riot shields on the sides. get a bad ass zombie killing motorcycle.
Find a cute girl and some weapons then start a out post (name it Commandos Point) where i will block of a part of the town with strong barricades and gates. kill all the damn zombies inside and have a large zombie free area witch i will slowly expand until i took back the hole city. then start a anti- zombie force to go out and exterminate the rest of the infected and find survivors.


Too much Dead Rising 2 right??
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby Akonyl » July 12th, 2010, 7:25 pm

Xcommando wrote:
baka1412 wrote:Btw, i was just thinking... Zombies were basically : a Walking DEAD BODY isn't it ? Then all we have to do is just trying to survive for 1 years (2 to be safe), and all those dead body would've decomposed already (especially since those who exposed to sunlight, rain, and other stress everyday)
also in the summer the the heat will cause them to rot and their limbs will literally fall apart.
Remember though that they're zombies. They already don't make sense, who's to say they have to obey the whole rotting rule?

They're zombies, they don't care about your "logic" and your "rules". They just want your brains.
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby Tanner-kun » July 12th, 2010, 7:34 pm

Akonyl wrote:
Xcommando wrote:
baka1412 wrote:Btw, i was just thinking... Zombies were basically : a Walking DEAD BODY isn't it ? Then all we have to do is just trying to survive for 1 years (2 to be safe), and all those dead body would've decomposed already (especially since those who exposed to sunlight, rain, and other stress everyday)
also in the summer the the heat will cause them to rot and their limbs will literally fall apart.
Remember though that they're zombies. They already don't make sense, who's to say they have to obey the whole rotting rule?

They're zombies, they don't care about your "logic" and your "rules". They just want your brains.
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby GinRei » July 12th, 2010, 7:51 pm

xGinx wrote:I'd go to the Winchester xD (A Cookie for the one who gets the Reference ;D)


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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby Conia » July 12th, 2010, 8:01 pm

xGinx wrote:
conia wrote:Climb a tree.

ROFLMAO xD


Have you ever saw a zombie climbing a tree? ;D
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby CTU » July 12th, 2010, 8:17 pm

Well they are good at making music videos :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ#
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby xGinx » July 12th, 2010, 8:20 pm

conia wrote:
xGinx wrote:
conia wrote:Climb a tree.

ROFLMAO xD


Have you ever saw a zombie climbing a tree? ;D


I've seen them climbing the Eiffel Tower in LA, is that enough??
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby Tanner-kun » July 12th, 2010, 8:22 pm

Ctu wrote:Well they are good at making music videos :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ#
WTH!!!
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby Conia » July 12th, 2010, 8:23 pm

xGinx wrote:
conia wrote:
xGinx wrote:
conia wrote:Climb a tree.

ROFLMAO xD


Have you ever saw a zombie climbing a tree? ;D


I've seen them climbing the Eiffel Tower in LA, is that enough??


Not enough. I'll stay on the tree till I see a zombie climbing one :D
EDIT: I just re-read this post. EIFFEL TOWER IN LOS ANGELES? Or LA stands for something else? ???
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby ranger » July 12th, 2010, 8:24 pm

GinRei wrote:
xGinx wrote:I'd go to the Winchester xD (A Cookie for the one who gets the Reference ;D)


I'm telling you, dogs can look up.


NOW that's a slice of fried gold

Spoiler:
isn't it that they can't look up?
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby Abs. » July 12th, 2010, 8:25 pm

conia wrote:Not enough. I'll stay on the tree till I see a zombie climbing one :D


Hope it's a fruit-bearing tree!
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby Tanner-kun » July 12th, 2010, 8:27 pm

conia wrote:Not enough. I'll stay on the tree till I see a zombie climbing one :D
What if they grow wings?
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Re: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Postby Conia » July 12th, 2010, 8:42 pm

Xcommando wrote:
conia wrote:Not enough. I'll stay on the tree till I see a zombie climbing one :D
What if they grow wings?

They won't learn to use them before they decompose.
If birds turn into zombies, I'm screwed :-X

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