The poster above you's deepest darkest secret

[Kaito Lady]

has dementia

[Walnutdinosaur]

Is a giant moth so eats fingers.

[Kaito Lady]

is a giant finger that eats moths

[Walnutdinosaur]

Wears wigs in the shower while doing the dougie.

[Kaito Lady]

is a shower that wears wigs

[Ariel]

Is a balding old man wearing a miniskirt and high heels.

[Kaito Lady]

is a high heel wearing a miniskirt

[phreak_91]

Preforms surgery with her hammer.

[Kaito Lady]

thats no secret...

[phreak_91]

Actually thinks that my darkest secret is that her secret is no secret.

[Ariel]

Is actually a dog.

[Kaito Lady]

is also a dog

[Ariel]

is another dog

[Kaito Lady]

is a dog with 48 heads, 937 legs, 387 paws, and 38 tails

[Ariel]

Sure, let's go with that. Surrender and join my empire or die. I'm also huge, and I can fly to make up for the fact that I have more legs than paws.

Is a cockroach.