Grant a wish game

[mangaluva]

Granted. Every liquid that you're near turns to water. Have fun in the pub.

I wish that my internet connection was faster.

[nomemory]

Granted, you have unlimited internet speed for one second per millennia.

I wish to lose weight.

[mangaluva]

Granted. You are now just a finger, and much lighter.

I wish I had a tan.

[nomemory]

Granted, you now look something like this [spoiler][/spoiler]

I wish for the new Zelda to come out now.

[mangaluva]

Granted. However, it is not fully translated so you'll have to settle for a Chinese version full of bugs.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

[aly_angelflight]

Granted, though now you are blind.

I wish I could get more sleep.

[Kaito Lady]

Granted, but you turn into sleeping Beauty II


i wish i could read all the mangas that have ever existed (that are good)

[aly_angelflight]

Granted, though you forget what happened once you start a new series.

I wish I was a morning person.

[Silver1412]

Granted. But an annoyed neighbor kills you for your perkiness ~nya! (That's what I would do...)

I wish I could be thrown into the Sands of Timw Trilogy and NOT as a Sand Creature.

[Kaito Lady]

granted but you die in your way to there



i wish i could be Wonder Woman

[Hoshi, tantei-chan]

Granted. Now you're a life-size Wonder Woman cut-out.

I wish my teeth would stop hurting because of my braces.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but that's because you no longer have teeth

I wish I wasn't bored

[Aokochan]

Granted, but that's because you're a wax figure and you can't do anything
I wish I had magic powers

[Hoshi, tantei-chan]

You now have the power to fly but it's you may only use it while holding your breath.

I wish it'll rain slightly tomorrow.

[Aokochan]

Granted, but it will rain in another place than where you are.
I wish I had shinichi's deductive skills.