"I swear to drunk I'm not God." - Colonel Roy Mustang [from a fanmade icon]
Al: So what's your strategy, Brother? Ed: I told you, a fist in his face!
Hughes: Yo, Ed! Getting it on with a girl in your hospital room? Ed: She's just my automail mechanic! Hughes: Ah, so you've seduced your mechanic? Not bad, midget.
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