Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[mangaluva]

We do not need pink bunny wallpaper. Even if it is on sale. Savings that big are not "inherently evil" and therefore mandatory.

[Suutashi]

I will not impersonate Hannibal Lecter whenever I have to talk to Chianti. The same goes for everyone else.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not do impersonate Hannibal Lecter whenever I have to talk to Chianti. The same goes for everyone else.

I will not try and recruit Hannibal Lecter.  Cannibals in HQ are a no-no.

[Suutashi]

I will not put a live ferret in Gin's bed while he sleeps.

[mangaluva]

I will not recruit cats.

[Suutashi]

If someone new joins the Org and receives the codename of Champagne, I will not hum "Kir Royale" when they are in the same place as Kir.

[someone somewhere]

I should not pour water or aim a fire hose at Gin's head when he is smoking while saying "Oh, no, you are smoking hot!"

_I have no idea what have gotten into my brain_ -.-

[Suutashi]

I will not sew black dog ears onto Gin's hat.

[mangaluva]

If the thought makes me giggle, I am not allowed to do it.

Anokata is not interested in why I have a kilt, an inflatable sheep and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car, and I am not to plant such items in Gin's.

I must not store delicious candy in my gun holster.

Gin is Gin, not "Agent G".

[IdentityUnknown]

I will not burst out laughing when Vermouth is trying to speak English.

[redangelran]

I will not undergo plastic surgery to copy gin's face, then wear a frilly dress while dancing a Hawaii song

[someone somewhere]

I will not undergo plastic surgery to copy gin's face, then wear a frilly dress while dancing a Hawaii song

That's if you can see enough of his face to copy it ;p

[Commi-Ninja]

If the thought makes me giggle, I am not allowed to do it.

Anokata is not interested in why I have a kilt, an inflatable sheep and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car, and I am not to plant such items in Gin's.

I must not store delicious candy in my gun holster.

Gin is Gin, not "Agent G".

Nor is he "Papa G", and uttering either in his presence will earn me a quick trip to the morgue.  If he leaves enough of me to send.

[mangaluva]

I will not ask if Vermouth is the terrorist known as V, nor will I ask her to give his introductory monologue.

[Kaito Lady]

I will not undergo plastic surgery to copy gin's face, then wear a frilly dress while dancing a Hawaii song

XD haha!