Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Aokochan]

Ah Ok! (I'm not much into alcoholic drinks) LOL, then I will surely not ask Gin what a Martini is!

[sstimson]

A martini is generally a mixture of Gin and Vermouth, if I'm not mistaken.

Ah Ok! (I'm not much into alcoholic drinks) LOL, then I will surely not ask Gin what a Martini is!

Sorry I just had to post this after reading the above

Spoiler:

I will not read Detective Comics while at a Bo meeting.

[IHKF]

I will not quote Inspector Gadget every minute of ever day.

I will not make "Yo Mamma" jokes directed at Vermouth.

I will not, every time a member has a hangover, quote Snooki. "Oh my god like what did I do... like what...did... I do?"

I will not try and give everyone their own NEW nicknames based off of the novel Twilight. (Yick. DX)

I will not sing "Alvin and the Chipmunks" while on duty. It will just get on everybody's nerves and make them question my sanity and my ability to do my job.

[Commi-Ninja]

If the thought of something makes me giggle for more than ten seconds and it is directly related to anything regarding the Organization, I am to assume I am not allowed to do it.  Doing so could result in getting myself fired or killed or worse.

[IHKF]

I will not sing LMFAO songs while on duty- and if I dare to I will skip the lyrics "Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle".

[redangelran]

i will not play Nyan Cat in the hideout loudly.

[Suutashi]

I will never mention Michael Westen under any circumstance.

[sstimson]

As it is normal for the Bo to kill people, I will not drop my suggestion, when others can see me, that maybe we might need a company Doctor to help with all the personality disorders, and PTSS some members might have, and if this suggestion is accepted, I WILL NOT VOLUNTEER for the job.

[redangelran]

I will not give Korn a new pair of glasses XD

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not steal Korn's glasses and leave an eye patch in their place.  He will not find this amusing.  At all.

[redangelran]

^ +1000000!!!

[mangaluva]

I will not "accidentally" send Gin homoerotic fanfic about him and Vodka instead of my mission report.

Nor will I do so to Vermouth. She might like the fanfic.

[sstimson]

For the Org. Christmas Party, I will not request that Gin play Santa. He is not jolly enough. Now Vermouth on the other Hand . . .

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not steal Vodka's hat, then try to rub his head like a crystal ball.  I'm the only person who will find this amusing, and it would be unwise to anger certain other members.

[believer08]

I shouldn't ask Gin about which hair product he uses...