Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Suutashi]

I will not trick Gin into seeing a therapist.
If Gin does see an Org assigned therapist; I will not make the therapist think Gin's obsession with Sherry is a manifestation of either dipsomania or methymania.

[mangaluva]

I will not do anything that I have seen Remi Gaillard do.

[Chekhov MacGuffin]

So premature but...

Spoiler: Manga 793 spoilers

I will not stiff Bourbon when he is working as a waiter as part of his cover.

[Suutashi]

I will not steal Gin's Hairbrush of Evil.
I will not decorate H.Q. using a My Little Ponies theme.
I will not ask Vermouth what her day of birth is. Doing so means forfeiting my life.

[redangelran]

hahaha!!

I will not decorate H.Q. using a My Little Ponies theme.

and put mini-stuff toys of Rainbow Dash as displays XD

[mangaluva]

We do not need elevator music. Not even evil elevator music. And really not "Always" by Ereasure.

[Suutashi]

I will not call Calvados the Angel of Music.
I will not steal Calvados's box of Apple Jacks.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not give Gin a white mask and then only refer to him as the Phantom of the Opera.

[Suutashi]

I will not try to figure out a way to talk in 3l33t.


(Should I be surprised by the fact that the computer apparently doesn't think 3l33t is a typo?)

[mangaluva]

I will not "add to dictionary" obscene words on Org members' phones, no matter how funny the autocorrect typos may be.

I will not order pizza to any secret bases, nor will I charge it to my business expenses. The same goes for any other delivery food or anything I bought on eBay.

I will not order decommissioned Russian nukes on eBay. Yes, they are on there, no, we do not need any, and no, not even if I claim it's just to test our defensive software against FBI tracking software. The test is unnecessary. As is the nuke.

[Suutashi]

I will not leave a beaker full of colored liquid labeled "Chemical X" in Sherry's lab.

[mangaluva]

I will not fill the beaker with WKD and then drink it in front of Sherry before she has a chance to test what it actually is.

I will not drink WKD at any time at all. We're classier than that.

[redangelran]

I will not asak gin how he manages that long hair without split ends

[Suutashi]

I will not label Gin's shampoo bottle as Rogaine.

I will not expect anyone to "ph33r my lack of b33r".

I will not try to create a "Rent-a-Zilla" service.

I will not stencil any of the ninja symbols from Naruto onto Gin's or Vodka's hat band and then start a betting pool for how long it takes them to notice.

I will not try to get any Org. members on Judge Judy, American Idol, X Factor, Jerry Springer or Jersey Shore.

I will not bribe Vermouth into disguising herself as Gin for a day.

[PokerFace312]

I will not ask Gin if he actually has hair extensions.