“Double, double, toil and trouble, fires burn and cauldron bubble...” Recited the words of the tired minion.
“Don’t start with that again.” Meme blinked quickly.
“Fillet of a fenny snake, in the caldron boil and bake...” An axe went flying at the minion stirring the pot.
“But it’s a classic.” Kamite whined, as the cauldron boiled a strange blackish color. “Why do witches even make potions.”
“Because...” She glared, causing him to shush. “Besides, we have a party tonight.”
“It’s a Christmas party.” Kamite flatly stated.
“I thought it was a golf party.” She thought for a minute.
“You should join us in Smash. You’d fit well as Bayonetta.” He smirked.
“I wanted to golf, it will be much more fun and we can scream at each other.” She grinned again.
“‘Cool Candy, Bruh’ it is again.” Kamite wrinkled his nose. “We should probably check if they fixed it...It hasn’t been working right.”
“A shame, I miss playing. Hopefully tonight.”
“Yeah, we should!” An unannounced voice came through. PT waved to Meme, toting in a Nintendo Pro controller.
“Or maybe a Pokemon fun battle...” Another voice said as well, carrying the same controller.
“This is probably where quote 32 should come in.” The female next to Conia placed her finger against her chin. “Or Triforce, but pretty sure Meme didn’t join us for that.”
“That was Raifuujin!” SA announced with a smirk.
Yuriko shook her head and waved happily to Meme.
“Mite’s not done cooking.” She shook her head.
“Burn him at the stake.” Vylash, from who knows where yelled.
Everyone, but Kamite randomly started to sing about killing Kamite. Meme had to admit, it was a fun song.
“You’re a witch, can’t you just Abrokodobro it...” Abs. smirked.
“It’s Abrakadabra, and it doesn’t exactly work like that.”
“I mean we can all dress in our PJs and watch Disney movies all night...” Eko lifted a glass, no one really knew how they showed up.
“We can have a sing along.” Blurf agreed even though she doesn’t sing that much.
“What’s the best Disney movie to sing...”
“We can play Disney: Cards Against Humanity.”
Meme perked up. “Watch Disney and Cards! Awesome!”
“And drink!” Abs. was already passing out the alcohol.
“I didn’t buy that...” Meme thought quickly.
“It just appeared so it’s like Godot’s coffee.” Some of the group looked at Raiden and several others at Fuji, who were quietly sipping some tea and coffee respectively.
The alcohol was passed out, most people had some, the Disney movie was turned on, The Lion King was chosen.
Jecka flicked through previews. “We don’t need to watch them...or well actually we do, maybe I’ll catch a different voice actor!” She let them play and the old advertisements sounded.
“So who has the black box.” Meme asked quickly.
“The cards are in a box.” Gio shrugged.
“They are always in a box, I thought.” Yuri stated flatly.
“Mine are.” Yuriko shrugged as well, sipping whatever concoction was in the cauldron.
“Why are you drinking that?” Conia asked and shook his head at his wife.
“My question is how do you plan to play Cards against Humanity in a story?” Kamite glared, totally breaking the fourth wall.
“If there’s a will, there’s a way.” Meme grinned, as PT started dealing the cards.
“Ooh that’s a good one!” Jecka exclaimed, excited to play.
The first black card came out, “When you wish upon a star...( blank ) do come true”
The large group played some strange cards, but this is a PG story so we’ll just skip over this dirty part.
Jecka played her card “Witches.” Of course, Jecka won that answer.
The next one was “what did Ariel give to the sea witch.” Raiden played the cards ‘cats’ though we were unsure if it was a blank card or the actual card. Someone oddly enough said Eric as well...Probably Kamite to get a laugh out of it.
By the time they decided to look up to the TV: *SPOILERS* Mufasa was thrown to his death. Some tears were cried as well in many directions. Someone screamed “NOO!” But apparently it was actually someone not paying attention to the game, but watching the actual movie.
Meme shook her head, and just poured them some alcohol. “So we should do this again soon.”
“But the movies not over!” The person whined.
“Neither is the game.” Abs confirmed.
“But the curfew says you all have to be out by midnight, or you become my pet, like Kamite. He was the unfortunate one to stay.
With that everyone ran to the door to escape.
Kamite looked at Meme. “You didn’t mean that right...”
Meme just grinned happily and went back to stirring her cauldron. She had an amazing Christmas. “Too bad I didn’t even get to bring out the cleaver.
( The End...or is it )
Merry Christmas, Meme!!! <3