The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Philoux]

I found both the image and the comment at a Chinese website:



This is a horse face of God! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ?
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Original comment: 这是神马表情ï¼

[dumytru]

Well, here are some captions... well I kinda exagerated, so....
there are 20 of them

Spoiler: 20 Captions

[redangelran]

Sonoko: Ran, I got a headache. Could you please wear these magic gloves and explore my head?

[sonoci]

Spoiler: 20 Captions

Haibara: Alright all of you, are you ready for an episode of Detective Haibara?
Kids: But I thought that Conan was the main character...
Conan: J-Just a change of pace, that's all. No threats. Nope.


Ran: (on the phone) Oh hey, it's Conan! He's on the phone! I wonder who he's-
Conan: (as Shinichi) O-Oh uh, I can see you! Turn around! P-Pay no attention to the kid with the bowtie!

Ran: ...I'm at home, actually, near the window. There's no way for you to see me... and no way for me to see... "Conan".

Conan: ...Damn, she's sly.


Ayumi: Whoa, what? We're in a cartoon?
Mitsuhiko: We must be, look!
Genta: Holy crap, it's true! A floating lightbulb!


Ran: *other side of the field* Sonoko! Sonoko! Sonoko, I'm ready to serve! Sonoko!!

Ran: SONOKO!!!!

Ran: ...............................Damn, it's out of bounds.


Conan: Oh pofa, not another fangirl.


Haibara: ..............................................
Conan: ....fine, damn it all, I'll get you another purse.


Sonoko: Oh my gosh, Ran, I think I just saw the Kaito Kid. <3
Ran: Actually, that was a flying squirrel.


Shinichi: Man, this sucks.
Ran: I know...but our contract says we can't make any development in our relationship in flashbacks...let alone movies.
Shinichi: But it's such a beautiful day, imagine all of the cheesy romance things we could get up to right now.
Ran: I know, but...word of Gosho and all.
Shinichi: *sigh* There better be a murder soon to get my mind off of this.


Sonoko: I can't believe...you hit me in the face.
Ran: Well, that's what you get when you invite me to play tennis and you don't actually play.


Woman: You. You are a strange little nut. I heard that you're the devil's spawn.
Conan: Okay lady, my parents aren't exactly rate A but that's just insulting.
Haibara: I think she's referring to the whole "Death follows you like a lost puppy" ordeal.
Conan: Oh. ....well, can't argue there.


DB are playing charades
Ayumi: Love!
Mitsuhiko: Angel!
Conan: ...A...sandwich-?
Genta: CORRECT!


Ayumi: Did...Conan fall asleep?
Haibara: *prepares to wet-Willy*


Shinichi: .....................................
Conan: Okay...I think it was G...or was it D? Gah...
Shinichi: ...Never thought I'd see the day my good conscience was Conan playing the violin. ...I don't even want to know what the devilish side is-
Haibara: *devilish side* Sure you want to know, turn over here and see my awesome piano skills!


Conan: To be honest, a few of my deductions I BS my way through, just for s***s and giggles.


Kogoro: DO I LOOK IMPRESSIVE YET?
Ran: ...I don't know why, but that face will haunt my nightmares.


Girl on the far left: Don't you just love not having names and being side characters not effected by all the murder in town?
Other kids: OHOHOHOHOHO, YEAH!

[dumytru]

[quote="sonoci"]

Spoiler: 20 Captions

Haibara: Alright all of you, are you ready for an episode of Detective Haibara?
Kids: But I thought that Conan was the main character...
Conan: J-Just a change of pace, that's all. No threats. Nope.


Ran: (on the phone) Oh hey, it's Conan! He's on the phone! I wonder who he's-
Conan: (as Shinichi) O-Oh uh, I can see you! Turn around! P-Pay no attention to the kid with the bowtie!

Ran: ...I'm at home, actually, near the window. There's no way for you to see me... and no way for me to see... "Conan".

Conan: ...Damn, she's sly.


Ayumi: Whoa, what? We're in a cartoon?
Mitsuhiko: We must be, look!
Genta: Holy crap, it's true! A floating lightbulb!


Ran: *other side of the field* Sonoko! Sonoko! Sonoko, I'm ready to serve! Sonoko!!

Ran: SONOKO!!!!

Ran: ...............................Damn, it's out of bounds.


Conan: Oh pofa, not another fangirl.


Haibara: ..............................................
Conan: ....fine, damn it all, I'll get you another purse.


Sonoko: Oh my gosh, Ran, I think I just saw the Kaito Kid.

[Hitsugaya936]

Ayumi so cuuute! :3

Spoiler:

[Partsu]

Spoiler: 20 Captions

Haibara: Alright all of you, are you ready for an episode of Detective Haibara?
Kids: But I thought that Conan was the main character...
Conan: J-Just a change of pace, that's all. No threats. Nope.


Ran: (on the phone) Oh hey, it's Conan! He's on the phone! I wonder who he's-
Conan: (as Shinichi) O-Oh uh, I can see you! Turn around! P-Pay no attention to the kid with the bowtie!

Ran: ...I'm at home, actually, near the window. There's no way for you to see me... and no way for me to see... "Conan".

Conan: ...Damn, she's sly.


Ayumi: Whoa, what? We're in a cartoon?
Mitsuhiko: We must be, look!
Genta: Holy crap, it's true! A floating lightbulb!


Ran: *other side of the field* Sonoko! Sonoko! Sonoko, I'm ready to serve! Sonoko!!

Ran: SONOKO!!!!

Ran: ...............................Damn, it's out of bounds.


Conan: Oh pofa, not another fangirl.


Haibara: ..............................................
Conan: ....fine, damn it all, I'll get you another purse.


Sonoko: Oh my gosh, Ran, I think I just saw the Kaito Kid. <3
Ran: Actually, that was a flying squirrel.


Shinichi: Man, this sucks.
Ran: I know...but our contract says we can't make any development in our relationship in flashbacks...let alone movies.
Shinichi: But it's such a beautiful day, imagine all of the cheesy romance things we could get up to right now.
Ran: I know, but...word of Gosho and all.
Shinichi: *sigh* There better be a murder soon to get my mind off of this.


Sonoko: I can't believe...you hit me in the face.
Ran: Well, that's what you get when you invite me to play tennis and you don't actually play.


Woman: You. You are a strange little nut. I heard that you're the devil's spawn.
Conan: Okay lady, my parents aren't exactly rate A but that's just insulting.
Haibara: I think she's referring to the whole "Death follows you like a lost puppy" ordeal.
Conan: Oh. ....well, can't argue there.


DB are playing charades
Ayumi: Love!
Mitsuhiko: Angel!
Conan: ...A...sandwich-?
Genta: CORRECT!


Ayumi: Did...Conan fall asleep?
Haibara: *prepares to wet-Willy*


Shinichi: .....................................
Conan: Okay...I think it was G...or was it D? Gah...
Shinichi: ...Never thought I'd see the day my good conscience was Conan playing the violin. ...I don't even want to know what the devilish side is-
Haibara: *devilish side* Sure you want to know, turn over here and see my awesome piano skills!


Conan: To be honest, a few of my deductions I BS my way through, just for s***s and giggles.


Kogoro: DO I LOOK IMPRESSIVE YET?
Ran: ...I don't know why, but that face will haunt my nightmares.


Girl on the far left: Don't you just love not having names and being side characters not effected by all the murder in town?
Other kids: OHOHOHOHOHO, YEAH!

Sonoctacular!
Can I worship you?

[Kleene Onigiri]

Spoiler: 20 Captions

Haibara: Alright all of you, are you ready for an episode of Detective Haibara?
Kids: But I thought that Conan was the main character...
Conan: J-Just a change of pace, that's all. No threats. Nope.


Ran: (on the phone) Oh hey, it's Conan! He's on the phone! I wonder who he's-
Conan: (as Shinichi) O-Oh uh, I can see you! Turn around! P-Pay no attention to the kid with the bowtie!

Ran: ...I'm at home, actually, near the window. There's no way for you to see me... and no way for me to see... "Conan".

Conan: ...Damn, she's sly.


Ayumi: Whoa, what? We're in a cartoon?
Mitsuhiko: We must be, look!
Genta: Holy crap, it's true! A floating lightbulb!


Ran: *other side of the field* Sonoko! Sonoko! Sonoko, I'm ready to serve! Sonoko!!

Ran: SONOKO!!!!

Ran: ...............................Damn, it's out of bounds.


Conan: Oh pofa, not another fangirl.


Haibara: ..............................................
Conan: ....fine, damn it all, I'll get you another purse.


Sonoko: Oh my gosh, Ran, I think I just saw the Kaito Kid. <3
Ran: Actually, that was a flying squirrel.


Shinichi: Man, this sucks.
Ran: I know...but our contract says we can't make any development in our relationship in flashbacks...let alone movies.
Shinichi: But it's such a beautiful day, imagine all of the cheesy romance things we could get up to right now.
Ran: I know, but...word of Gosho and all.
Shinichi: *sigh* There better be a murder soon to get my mind off of this.


Sonoko: I can't believe...you hit me in the face.
Ran: Well, that's what you get when you invite me to play tennis and you don't actually play.


Woman: You. You are a strange little nut. I heard that you're the devil's spawn.
Conan: Okay lady, my parents aren't exactly rate A but that's just insulting.
Haibara: I think she's referring to the whole "Death follows you like a lost puppy" ordeal.
Conan: Oh. ....well, can't argue there.


DB are playing charades
Ayumi: Love!
Mitsuhiko: Angel!
Conan: ...A...sandwich-?
Genta: CORRECT!


Ayumi: Did...Conan fall asleep?
Haibara: *prepares to wet-Willy*


Shinichi: .....................................
Conan: Okay...I think it was G...or was it D? Gah...
Shinichi: ...Never thought I'd see the day my good conscience was Conan playing the violin. ...I don't even want to know what the devilish side is-
Haibara: *devilish side* Sure you want to know, turn over here and see my awesome piano skills!


Conan: To be honest, a few of my deductions I BS my way through, just for s***s and giggles.


Kogoro: DO I LOOK IMPRESSIVE YET?
Ran: ...I don't know why, but that face will haunt my nightmares.


Girl on the far left: Don't you just love not having names and being side characters not effected by all the murder in town?
Other kids: OHOHOHOHOHO, YEAH!

Sonoctacular!
Can I worship you?

You can do that officially here now: http://forum.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?t=7772.0

[Aokochan]

Ayumi: Ai-chan, what are you doing?
Ai: I want to cover Conan's nose to prevent him from sneezing.

[sonoci]

Picture courtesy of eva


Everyone come and get your novelty Conan marbles! Around for a limited time only!

[sstimson]

Picture courtesy of eva



Conan got too close to the peekhole and was sucked into another dimension.

[redangelran]

Ayumi: Ai-chan, what are you doing?
Ai: I want to cover Conan's nose to prevent him from sneezing.

XD

[sstimson]

slight change for mine (From Aokochan)

Ayumi: Ai-chan, what do you think you are doing?
Ai: If I tickle this hidden spot behind the ear, Conan can
temporary sing in tune.

[Supernatural Delight]

I'm sorry if this is now allowed but I was talking to my friend on Skype today while goofing around with putting Kid on top of her picture & it just ended up so cute I couldn't help myself. Again sorry if this isn't allowed.



Conan *thinking*: First they drag me to the amusement park then Ran makes me wear this stupid Kid hat she won in that game & now I am forced to ride the marry-go-round! This has to be one of the worst days ever.



Shinichi: Ran, you need to help me drink Sonoci's Coke.

[oxen221]

Shinichi: Although my family is worth millions I only bought you this cola ha ha. And you still need to pay for our wedding.