The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Callid]

All your base are belong to us!!

Fixed. It's "are", not "now"

[Graywolf]

*looking at the mirror*
"Ha, I'm so handsome."

^^^This is so much win! xD

[sstimson]

KID (Thinking) :  How did I let Conan talk me into this?

[redangelran]

*looking at the mirror*
"Ha, I'm so handsome."

XDD

[Kleene Onigiri]

Welcome to Japanese 101 with your new teacher, Mr. Tonic!


...You know those teachers they tell you to watch out for? ...Yeah.

<3

[Toast]

Welcome to Japanese 101 with your new teacher, Mr. Tonic!


...You know those teachers they tell you to watch out for? ...Yeah.

<3

:')

[sstimson]

Welcome to Chemistry 101 with your new teacher, Mr. TOXIC!


...You know those teachers they tell you to watch out for? ...Yeah.

Minor change. You are thinking or one kind of danger ( Being blinded by the hair), I am think of a different one ( Just think, with Gin personality, Can you see him starting class like this ...)

Good Morning students. Today we are going to vote for the student that will help me with an experiment. Okay student 12, ... please come up here. Now eat this sandwich. Okay students watch closely as student 12 starts to develop the symptoms of Hydrogen cyanide poisoning. Now watch closely. We will have a test on this, next Monday  

[sonoci]

@sstimson: I...am really not sure where you're coming from but uh

In case it wasn't clear: Mr. Tonic is a reference to Gin & Tonic.
It was Japanese 101 because of the Japanese letters
And the watching out part...was because it's Gin.  :|

[sstimson]

@sstimson: I...am really not sure where you're coming from but uh

In case it wasn't clear: Mr. Tonic is a reference to Gin Tonic.
It was Japanese 101 because of the Japanese letters
And the watching out part...was because it's Gin.  :|

Okay. But with Gin's personality, he would likely NEVER be a language teacher ( he might kill someone for accidentally saying a good word.) As a chemistry teacher, he could  make killing people a learning experience. As when you say Gin Tonic. Note that there is a Drink called a GIN & TONIC, but tonic has the meaning of

ton·ic  (tnk)
n.
1. An agent, such as a medication, that restores or increases body tone.
2. An invigorating, refreshing, or restorative agent or influence.

From Free Dictionary

and that word and those definitions do not fit gin IMO

And tonic water which is the tonic part of a Gin and Tonic is used to hide the taste of the quinine that is used to to treat malaria (a serious or life-threatening illness that is spread by mosquitos in certain parts of the world).

Sorry Mr tonic as in Mr Help, or Mr. Cure does not fit Gin

My example like I said I can see him killing students and requiring others students to watch as they will be tested on it.

As my hair comment see here

[nomemory]

@sstimson: No idea what you are babbling about, it was a great caption which made perfect sense~

[sstimson]

Except that tonic is the wrong word as my misunderstanding shows. I thought HAIR TONIC. Using my above words mister tonic becomes

Mr. Restore, Mr. Invigorate, Mr. Refresh, Mr. Restorative, or Mr Cure, Mr. Save, and Mr. Heal

[sonoci]

But with Gin's personality, he would likely NEVER be a language teacher ( he might kill someone for accidentally saying a good word.) As a chemistry teacher, he could  make killing people a learning experience.

...I...am just going to assume this is a joke. It has to be. If it's not: look it over. It's an argument saying that Gin shouldn't be a language teacher but a chemistry teacher. I...I have the personal rule not to spell out jokes, but it seems necessary: the joke is that Gin not only likely NEVER be a language teacher but that he'd like NEVER be a teacher. ...Period. End part. It's like...how he would never dance, let alone with Vodka and Conan, but for the sake of humor:

Spoiler: They have :I

[img width=600]http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4497/logicj.png[/img]

It's like arguing the above koma by saying Gin wouldn't dance like that but to the tango: it's pointless 

As when you say Gin Tonic. Note that there is a Drink called a GIN & TONIC

Though the weirdest thing is this. ...Right there. Right above. In that quote. In the bold. In the underline. Your own words. Unedited. You...you got the joke. ...that's all it was. I assumed that most people knew that the man in the picture was Gin, I assumed that most knew what a Gin & Tonic was, and I assumed they would all make the connection. And...my assumption was right...sort of. You got the whole Gin & tonic thing...but didn't seem to get the joke 





...in short

@sstimson: No idea what you are babbling about, it was a great caption which made perfect sense~

[sstimson]

In not explaining the joke think this Mr Kill is now called Mr Heal . is that your version of Irony? Or like the first time I read it - Mr Hair Gel.

[sonoci]

. . . Okay, one last stab at the dead horse before going back to topic

Material given for the caption:

This picture

Thought process of sonoci while captioning:
Hm, let's see. The Japanese text is a bit distracting. Maybe I can do something with that? ...Oh yeah! All those 101 classes that are around...that could be funny! Oh Oh! And Gin could be the creeper teacher that every kid needs to avoid! Hm, now what could his teacher name be? Not Mr. Gin, that'd just be stupid. Oh, I know! Gin & Tonic is a drink! So I'll call him Mr. Tonic because pretty much everyone should make the connection to the drink! It'll be funny! Haha!

And that has been your look into the mind of sonoci, please leave with your traumatization to this next caption below:


Kogoro: Damn, I can't believe we've been superglued together like this
Conan: *whistles "innocently"*

Picture courtesy of the "Screencaps of Edogawa Conan" thread

[sstimson]

Time to unfortunately explain the joke. Changing your drink to a "Name to run away from very very fast" even without the rename this would be true as such name often has the opposite in character (Miss Nice is really very mean)

Funny thing about your little joke. While most only see the drink, I also see "Name to run away from very very fast" and Mr. Hair gel. (look at his hair and then say tonic). Your joke is possibly a triple Entendre.

Anyway Horse is dead. and King Richard is now looking for a horse. Anyone got one? He will give you a kingdom for that horse. But make sure it has a horse shoe nail.

Enough jokes on that current


Korogou watched as Conan swallowed a fly. Do you think he will die?