Mafia Round 13 - Unlucky Days in Akonyland (BO wins on Day 1

[Commi-Ninja]

I'm a part-time bodyguard, so I can help if need be.

[Detective Tommy]

That household needs at least three adults.

Well... conia is 19, right? So that's one. And Yuriko is also an adult, so two. And, well, I'm watching all the Baby Abs.es(TM) anyway, so I might as well watch Abs. too. So there's three. Any other volunteers?

I'll volunteer. Just to keep an eye out for any illegal happenings.

*PMs Gin, CC'd to Kleene* "I, Shiratori, will arrest the mafia stats table, Akonyl, and Abs.'s new signature for killing pofa on Night 1."

Will: "Lol I told Gin and Kleene my role."

Day 1 lynch results:
26--Kleene
1--Gin

*is Gin* I see my plan to frame Kleene worked perfectly... heh.

But Kleene is actually Gin, and you're actually Vermouth disguised as Gin.

Actually, after xpon's muteness regarding this subject, I request Yurikochan and me to be the legit protectors of this creature.

*puts on lawyer hat* Granted.

Lawyers don't have power with that kind of decision. -puts on judge robe- Granted.

[Yurikochan]

Oi, oi, Conia is male cause I'm his girlfriend!

Wait, so are you gonna be Abs.'s new second mommy?

Actually, after xpon's muteness regarding this subject, I request Yurikochan and me to be the legit protectors of this creature.

We will do everything we can to take care of him and I of course the babies too.

[Conia]

Actually, after xpon's muteness regarding this subject, I request Yurikochan and me to be the legit protectors of this creature.

*puts on lawyer hat* Granted.

Glad we could write a good ending to this chapter

[Detective Tommy]

No wonder I don't know...for a sec I thought it was mine

No, he was talking about mine.

...what the hell is a lawyer hat?

A hat that a lawyer wears.

[Vylash]

No wonder I don't know...for a sec I thought it was mine

No, he was talking about mine.

...what the hell is a lawyer hat?

A hat that a lawyer wears.

no hats allowed in court! 

[Eve]

That household needs at least three adults.

Well... conia is 19, right? So that's one. And Yuriko is also an adult, so two. And, well, I'm watching all the Baby Abs.es(TM) anyway, so I might as well watch Abs. too. So there's three. Any other volunteers?

I'll volunteer. Just to keep an eye out for any illegal happenings.

*PMs Gin, CC'd to Kleene* "I, Shiratori, will arrest the mafia stats table, Akonyl, and Abs.'s new signature for killing pofa on Night 1."

Will: "Lol I told Gin and Kleene my role."

Day 1 lynch results:
26--Kleene
1--Gin

*is Gin* I see my plan to frame Kleene worked perfectly... heh.

But Kleene is actually Gin, and you're actually Vermouth disguised as Gin.

Actually, after xpon's muteness regarding this subject, I request Yurikochan and me to be the legit protectors of this creature.

*puts on lawyer hat* Granted.

Lawyers don't have power with that kind of decision. -puts on judge robe- Granted.

*Slapped a wig on Tommy* You need this! It's High Court Decision!

Spoiler: in the middle of something

[Detective Tommy]

no hats allowed in court! 

I'm the judge! I say hats are allowed!

Lawyers don't have power with that kind of decision. -puts on judge robe- Granted.

*Slapped a wig on Tommy* You need this! It's High Court Decision!

Thank you.

[PT]

...what the hell is a lawyer hat?

A hat that turns me into a lawyer.

I'll volunteer. Just to keep an eye out for any illegal happenings.

...but you're not an adult, so it doesn't count. You can still help out though.

But Kleene is actually Gin, and you're actually Vermouth disguised as Gin.

Darn, you figured me out! *kills Tommy on Night 2*

[Detective Tommy]

...what the hell is a lawyer hat?

A hat that turns me into a lawyer.

THEY HAVE THOSE? I NEED ONE!

I'll volunteer. Just to keep an eye out for any illegal happenings.

...but you're not an adult, so it doesn't count. You can still help out though.

I look old enough to be an adult. So I'll help.

But Kleene is actually Gin, and you're actually Vermouth disguised as Gin.

Darn, you figured me out! *kills Tommy on Night 2*

I'm a Bishop remember? RESURRECTION!

[Yurikochan]

Actually, after xpon's muteness regarding this subject, I request Yurikochan and me to be the legit protectors of this creature.

*puts on lawyer hat* Granted.

Glad we could write a good ending to this chapter

Maybe TheBlind should write up documents too.

[xpon]

what.... i'm dead before the prep phase even start???

[PT]

THEY HAVE THOSE? I NEED ONE!

No, there's only one in existence, and it's mine.

I look old enough to be an adult. So I'll help.

Alright then. But just keep in mind it won't be an easy job. This is Abs. and his babies we're talking about, after all.

I'm a Bishop remember? RESURRECTION!

A dead person resurrecting himself? Nah, I don't think that works. Now if someone else resurrected you, then fine.

what.... i'm dead before the prep phase even start???

Didn't you hear about the new rule? xpon dies during the subscription phase.

[Detective Tommy]

what.... i'm dead before the prep phase even start???

Yes.

THEY HAVE THOSE? I NEED ONE!

No, there's only one in existence, and it's mine.

Well I'm a judge, which means I grant myself the authority as a lawyer.

I look old enough to be an adult. So I'll help.

Alright then. But just keep in mind it won't be an easy job. This is Abs. and his babies we're talking about, after all.

It's okay. I have super baby sitting powers.

I'm a Bishop remember? RESURRECTION!

A dead person resurrecting himself? Nah, I don't think that works. Now if someone else resurrected you, then fine.

My powers are that great, I healed myself.

what.... i'm dead before the prep phase even start???

Didn't you hear about the new rule? xpon dies during the subscription phase.

Yes. +1

[Eve]

THEY HAVE THOSE? I NEED ONE!

No, there's only one in existence, and it's mine.

I look old enough to be an adult. So I'll help.

Alright then. But just keep in mind it won't be an easy job. This is Abs. and his babies we're talking about, after all.

I'm a Bishop remember? RESURRECTION!

A dead person resurrecting himself? Nah, I don't think that works. Now if someone else resurrected you, then fine.

what.... i'm dead before the prep phase even start???

Didn't you hear about the new rule? xpon dies during the subscription phase.

you've got my vote on the new rule about xpon