Grant a wish game

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Granted, the game had absolutely no appeal to your gaming senses, and you rather throw it in the garbage than write a beta testing result back to Microsoft.

I wish for Chuck Norris Facts List #3 and #4 to decorate the walls of my house.

[mangaluva]

Granted, but the walls collapse under the awesome of CHUCK NORRIS!

I wish I had a milkshake.

[Mystery_angel801]

Granted, but it's a flavor you hate.

I wish for help in math:p

[4869]

Granted but you're now a fictional mathematician that helps the FBI.

I wish school less boring.

[nomemory]

Granted, it is now a matter about life and death. Answer wrong and you'll get shot in da faec. That should spice things up.

I wish for an easy way to turn of my emotions.

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Introducing...

Spoiler: The emotion switch!!

With the touch of a button, you can redirect the neuron firing targets in your amygdala to avoid it reaching the hippocampus. No longer will you feel bad when your whole family is murdered in front of you. No longer will you feel frustrated when people don't do what they told you they'd do. No longer would you care about people's opinions of you. For a simple $352.99, it can be yours. Installation into the brain is free and painless--not that you'd remember any of the procedure.

In the next version update, we'll put in the "on" button.

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I wish that I have more time to read the books I want to read.

[Tanner-kun]

Granted. You where kidnapped by ninjas and are being held in a library for several days.

I wish I wouldn't get stuck on TVtropes for hours.

[nomemory]

Granted, the site is shut-down forever D:

I wish for more courage.

[Tanner-kun]

Granted.

Spoiler:

I wish for a better processor for my computer.

[Mystery_angel801]

granted, but it's so complicated that you pressed the wrong button and that processor exploded

I wish for a coat

[mangaluva]

Granted. You are now covered in a coat... of paint.

I wish I could sing.

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Granted. You are now covered in a coat... of paint.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but no one will ever hear you and you'll be stuck in a prison forever by yourself, and definitely no Prince Charming to rescue you. That's a even worse fate than it was for her.

I wish for a shadow writer to do my writing work for me so that I don't have to worry about it and do other work I have.

[Silver1412]

Granted but it sucks. 

I wish that I could be within the world of DC, but NOT as a murdered victim. Mor like the way Haibara is. Not in every one but quite often. Oh! And NOT a BO member. Maybe an ex-one. But no more.

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You're the good conscience (angel as opposed to devil) voice in Ran's head. Too bad she never listens to you and you get to see her make all the wrong choices in her love life.

I wish that I could figure out my friend to help her.

[Silver1412]

Granted but thanks to it she doesn't want to know you anymore. (Dn't ask me why ~nya!)

I wish I could have powers to teleport myself in and out of every story ever drawn, wroten or shown ~nya!