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El Huesudo II wrote: [img width=600]http://i.imgur.com/5BlBq.jpg[/img]
Haibara: Okay, this prototype batch might be a failure, but I sure as hell am keeping the formula. Duuuuuuuuuude.
LMFAO Good one! XD
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Here's one from the much-loved Kaito sub-series.
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Conan: I thought Ran and I were the perfect match until you came into the picture...now the only one in my eyes is you.
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pikacutie25 wrote: Here's one from the much-loved Kaito sub-series.
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Conan: I thought Ran and I were the perfect match until you came into the picture...now the only one in my eyes is you.
XD
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From Episode 672
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Conan: Ouch! Why are you kicking me straight in my nuts
Woman: THAT'S FOR TOUCHING MY BUTT!!!


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Okiya: Shiho, I bring you my new cooking, the soup from antidote of APTX4869.


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Amuro: I'm going to Disneyland. Hahahaha!
Ran: ..........
Amuro: I AM THE BOSS OF BLACK ORGANIZATION! I AM THE BOSS OF BLACK ORGANIZATION! I AM THE BOSS OF BLACK ORGANIZATION!
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Let me try those pics! :P
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Conan: T-toilet! Please!
Woman: Sorry, little boy, but I know your secret. I know that you use the bathroom excuse to sneak off and do things you're not supposed to, and I'm not going to let you.
Conan: But...I actually have to go this time!


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Okiya: Actually, there's a reason I like cooking for you all the time. It's because... *lowers voice* I'm secretly gay.
Haibara: ...he's even more suspicious now.


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Amuro: Actually, there's a reason I like following Mouri-sensei around lately. It's because...
Ran: Oh no, not him too-
Amuro: ...I'm an undercover spy from a top-secret evil criminal organization.
Ran: That's...not at all what I expected.
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pikacutie25 wrote: Let me try those pics! :P
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Conan: T-toilet! Please!
Woman: Sorry, little boy, but I know your secret. I know that you use the bathroom excuse to sneak off and do things you're not supposed to, and I'm not going to let you.
Conan: But...I actually have to go this time!


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Okiya: Actually, there's a reason I like cooking for you all the time. It's because... *lowers voice* I'm secretly gay.
Haibara: ...he's even more suspicious now.


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Amuro: Actually, there's a reason I like following Mouri-sensei around lately. It's because...
Ran: Oh no, not him too-
Amuro: ...I'm an undercover spy from a top-secret evil criminal organization.
Ran: That's...not at all what I expected.
Pffft... pfft..... BWAHAHAHAHAHA! XD That was AWESOME!
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Agh I think sonoci's previous OCD-ness has officially spread to me...now I want to do every pic too...what does that say about all my future free time...? Guess I'll find out.
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Ran: Wow~! Such a pretty sunset! I've never seen anything like it!
Shinichi: *thinking* Hey, she's cute when she's like this. I wish we could stay young forever so that our relationship can never become awkward during our teenage years...


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Ran: Hey Shinichi, why is that hair thingy on the back of your head so tiny? I can barely see it!
Shinichi: Hey Ran, why is your hair horn so tiny? I can barely see it!


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Conan: Little does that arrogant thief know that this genius detective stalks him in his personal life. But I felt generous enough today to leave him a little present, courtesy of Mother Nature...


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Kaito: Why does my outfit feel ice-cold and wet...?
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These are probably lame compared to most:
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Conan: Oneesan, WHY DID YOU KICK ME IN THE NUTS?!

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Okiya: *thinking* The professor is about eight times the girl's size.. O.o
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pikacutie25 wrote: Agh I think sonoci's previous OCD-ness has officially spread to me...
Yes, me too. :-\
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Conan: I gotta go pee!
Woman: Going to use your voice modulator to talk to Ran on the phone as Shinichi? Sure, go ahead. Can't mess with your love life.
Conan: OK... wait.......
Woman: Don't you know? You're like, one of the most famous anime in Japan. My kids watch your show all the time.

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Okiya: Here Haibara, your birthday present. It's not spiked with sedatives at all. I'm not planning to do anything with you at all...

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Amuro: And that's when I killed Okiya. What, it's not like I can let him have Haibara, right? SHE'S MINE  >:D

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Kudo: Wow, what a beautiful sunset.
Ran: *Horn grows larger*

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Conan: It's OK guys, I don't need skiing lessons. My dad already taught me in Hawaii!
Detective Boys: Um...does it even snow there...?

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Conan: So Ran, you took the APTX too?

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Thoshe god damn animatorsh. They meshed up muh freakin moutsh and now I dont make any shenshe.
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Jefufuh wrote: Image
Kudo: Wow, what a beautiful sunset.
Ran: *Horn grows larger*
But... but he's not deducting at all! XD
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@Callid: XD!!


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KID: Another episode with this Spider showing up... just won-der-full  >:(
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Ran  : The dance of DEATH where death come to take a damsel away? I will pass.

Death:  Ok, maybe Sonoko will dance with death!
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Jefufuh wrote:
pikacutie25 wrote: Agh I think sonoci's previous OCD-ness has officially spread to me...
Yes, me too. :-\
Well, with having midterms right now, I'm glad there are other people handling the captions \o/ I do love this thread <3
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