The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

I have one from a long time ago:

[Roguish Charm]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
U ROCK

[Roguish Charm]

Heiji:Don't I Just Have THE Best YOYO?
Conan:Haibara Do Something..
Haibara:(off screen) I'm next Heiji OK?

[monsi]

The moment it was revealed that Anokata is actually Conan, not Agasa nor Megure, and Vermouth is actually Chekhov. :V

Vermouth: Yes, I'm actually Chekhov MacGuffin, the one who kidnapped Gosho Aoyama (thanks to Gin and Vodka, BTW), and locked him at the basement of BO HQ. I am also the one who always tells him how the plot should go. Since the idea of Agasa or Megure being Anokata is too mainstream, I decided that it would be great if Conan is Anokata. :V

Conan: Nice plot twist, Vermouth/Chek. Creepy, but I like it. :V

Gin and Vodka: Hahaha...Who's laughing now, fools?

Agasa: T-THAT'S STUPID!! I AM ANOKATA!!

Inspector Megure: No, Agasa, I AM Anokata!

Sato: No, Inspector, I AM Anokata!

Takagi: No, Sato-san, I AM Anokata!

Kogoro: Why you, Vermouth...!

Ran: No, Dad. Stop it. There's no use doing anything to change Vermouth's--I mean Chek's--plot.

Sonoko: Ran, I don't know what else to do so I'll just imitate your pose.

Haibara: Damn you, Kudo-kun and Vermouth. Well, I'll just glare at you guys like this for the rest of the series until you guys make me Anokata.

Conan: Glare all you want, Haibara. I'm already immune to them so I don't care and I won't give a f***.

Ayumi: What? Conan is Anokata? That can't be...err...wait, what does that even supposed to mean?

Genta and Mitsuhiko: We don't know, but we'll just go look angry like everyone else here just to blend in.

Yukiko: Um, dear, aren't we supposed to join the commotion?

Yusaku: Nah, let's just watch them. This commotion is giving me ideas for my next Night Baron Series, "The Night Baron Meets Anokata of Black Organization Which Is Actually My Son, not Agasa nor Megure nor Sato nor Takagi".




Kogoro reveals Officer Takagi's secret that the latter is currently dating Inspector Megure since Sato doesn't express any interest towards Takagi. Their expressions are appropriate. :V

And TakaGure continues...

[El Huesudo II]

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Kogoro reveals Officer Takagi's secret that the latter is currently dating Inspector Megure since Sato doesn't express any interest towards Takagi. Their expressions are appropriate. :V

And TakaGure continues...

Ran: But wait, I thought the Inspector and the Professor were an item-
Conan *thinking*: Don't say any more don't say any more DON'T SAY ANY MORE

And AgaCon continues...

[sstimson]

When we last left Conan, the BO had drugged him (again) and placed him on a cliff with no way down but for a 100 foot drop and this cliff is only 5 feet across.

The BO for fun (and watching too Many Batman reruns) left a clue to Conan's whereabouts The Riddler style.

Now the race is on. An unknown person has offered 100 million yen to the person rescuing Conan and returning back in one hour.

Will the reward be claimed? Who if anyone will rescue Conan? Will someone film the race and then release " It is a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world take 2"?

Watch today's episode and learn the answers!

[Roguish Charm]

Conan: yes my ball is pink the other one is pink as well .. why do ask Ran

[Roguish Charm]

Haibara: You HAVE TO take a shower once in a while you understand
Conan: Yes ma'am

[angelranchan]

Spoiler:

caption on the video below ..hehe not good

Spoiler: Video..ofcourse with sound and Dramatic Confession etc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAgEWFUTums

[Jecka]

Spoiler:

caption on the video below ..hehe not good

Spoiler: Video..ofcourse with sound and Dramatic Confession etc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAgEWFUTums

At first I was wondering, who?
And then that line XD I remembered instantly
XDDDDDDDDD

[sonoci]

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Conan: ...Ran. Remember how I said I wasn't allergic to bees and there was nothing to worry about?
...I think I was wrong.

[El Huesudo II]

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Ran: So you mean Conan is...
Kogoro: And he's been using me for...
Sonoko: Not only you, even!
Haibara *thinking*: Oh man. Shit has officially hit the damn fan.
Genta: He's not even our age!
Mitsuhiko: And the way he acted all cute... He thinks kids our age are like THAT?!
Ayumi *thinking*: Does this mean he was seducing me? Can this be called sexual harrassment?
Megure: Kudo-kun... I thought you were better than this!
Sato: Such unlawful activity, right under our noses!
Takagi: I KNEW there was something off about that kid! I KNEW IT!
Agasa *thinking*: Worst case scenario, right here! Damn it all to hell!
Yuusaku: Okay, Yukiko, this is it. You have the tickets and the fake passport?
Yukiko: Everything is ready. Initiate operation "let's get the hell out of Japan ASAP".

[sstimson]

Ran    :  Conan, you do know that they use pink balls for the girls and blue balls for the boys?
Conan: But I like pink.

[IHKF]

Spoiler:

caption on the video below ..hehe not good

Spoiler: Video..ofcourse with sound and Dramatic Confession etc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAgEWFUTums

*Twitches*

I'm... going to go for a walk now...

[El Huesudo II]

Wow. I'd never actually thought about it, but it seems to me that you not only hate ShinRan, but you seem to hate Ran herself.

(Implying she's a Mary Sue (in your sig) is kinda stretching it, though...?)