Mafia Round 18: Jungle Bells (Town wins)

[PT]

D:

....see if protect you from DT anymore.

[Vylash]

D:

....see if protect you from DT anymore.

Quoted for rare bad Feenie grammar. 

[PT]

I'm drugged up and posting from my phone. A missing word is the least of my worries atm.

[Dus]

Being drunk/on drugs is not an excuse for bad grammar!

[Dus]

The Poll hath Spoken!

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Tonight, you actually manage to sleep fairly well and have pleasant(?) dreams of Pаrkur and xpon making out. So when you wake up, you actually feel quite refreshed.

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Meanwhile, Dus is still fast asleep in his quarters. He is severely hung-over. Suddenly, his phone rings. Dus groans, but eventually picks it up.
„Pulau Rakun Resort, you are speakin‘ with the owner of this hotel, how can I help you?“
The voice on the other end of the line giggles.
„You‘ve been wondering why he isn‘t dead already, haven‘t you? Teehee...Guess you should have killed me yesterday! You better go check his room.“
„What the hell are you talking about? Are you still there? Hello?“
But he doesn‘t get an answer.
After a while, Dus‘s head clears and he realises, that this was probably about Akonyl. He called for Watson and Chuffy and then went to the part of the house where Akonyl‘s room was.

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When Dus arrived at the room he was still wondering what was going on. He didn't know why he did go to check on Akonyl in the end, but something in the caller‘s voice had been giving him goose-bumps. The door was ajar and a flickering light was seen through it, but no-one dared to glance inside. Something just didn't feel right.
Finally, Watson cried out: "Hey, if you are zere, zen open z..."
The door slowly opened with a creaking sound. The first thing they noticed as they walked in were the roses, hundreds of red roses had been put in beautiful vases and they gave off a sweet, almost sickening smell. Candles were lit all over the place and all-in-all it was quite a romantic but somehow spooky feeling. Classical music was playing in the background and the objects on the table indicated that a romantic dinner for two had taken place. The Burgundy wine left in one of the glasses matched the lipstick on the other glass perfectly. The smell changed as they moved further into the suite.

On the balcony they found Akonyl sitting in a chair, he was was dressed in a fancy suit and holding a glass filled with some kind of liquor. As they walked out he was smiling serenely at them.
Dus addressed him: "Didn't you hear us raving on the door? Why didn't you open? I had a call, saying.."
Something was off. Despite Akonyls neat appearance and serene look, something just wasn't right about this scene. Before they could examine him more closely Chuffy said: "Guys, I think you better see his bedroom."
The smell got even worse when they got closer to the bedroom and after opening the door it became painstakingly obvious, why this place was reeking. The entire room was covered in blood, it was if someone had tried to paint the whole room red but right in the middle of the job, the painter had either ran out of blood or the blood had been too coagulated to continue. Even here the room was filled with roses but these were white in colour. Other than that the room, was completely empty expect for one thing. On the floor a message had been left, written, not in blood, mind you, but in intestines:

At least you didn't have to suffer.
                  This doesn't end here.

Suddenly, something exploded outside. When they got back to the balcony, Akonyl had been splashed all over the place. As they watched the local wildlife came to feast on tiny bits and pieces of the man formerly known as blue-bars.

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In the dinning hall, people were chatting happily. After all, they were on holiday and Schillok would have died soon anyway. How old was he anyway? No-one knew and no-one gave a fuÑ

[Detective Tommy]

D:

....see if protect you from DT anymore.

What?

[Vylash]

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[PT]

@DT: you threatened to kill Abs last night.

@phase change:

[Detective Tommy]

Was it really a threat? Or was it more of a... intended plan?

[Shin101]

I'm confused... why is Snarky's role not revealed?

[Kleene Onigiri]

Nooooo! Akonyyyyl! >.<

But why are there 2 deaths? +1 GM?! D:

[Vylash]

At least that crappy raccoon is dead.

[nomemory]

That was weird D: Where they lovers? Weird suicide then.. and Dus was a lover too?

[Detective Tommy]

Wow... I completely missed the phase change earlier when I posted.

[Conia]

As I read it: AkonylxParkur and Dus dediced to make it a ménage à trois.