Funny Conan Captions 97

[Stopwatch]

Well, I've not done this before so I decided to have an attempt (it's a bit pathetic but it could be worse I suppose)

Ayumi: C-Conan-kun?
Offscreen (fanfic writer): Shh!! That's his new thinking position, it was too boring with the 'hand on chin' thing so I changed it a bit. Hmm... maybe it should have more of a yaoi theme... 

[c-square]

Well, I've not done this before so I decided to have an attempt (it's a bit pathetic but it could be worse I suppose)

Thanks for contributing!  It was a pretty good one too.  I hope we see more of you around.

Oh, and Mid-week pics are up!

[shihokudo]

Ran: Dad, I have to tell you soon..Me and Araide-sensei are having a baby
Araide: uhh....

[sonoci]

Ran: O-Oh...Sh-Shinichi. I...can explain.
Kogoro: Wow. I didn't ever think you'd actually choose someone other than that detective kid.
Araide: You know, Ran-chan, holding my arm like this isn't really helping.
*offscreen* Shinichi: HOW DARE YOU.


Random guy: Curse you kids nowadays and your crazy sports stunts!
Conan: Whee~!

Alternately~

Latest DC murder: death by skateboard to the face.


Yeah

[oxen221]

Conan: I learned this from playing Tony Hawk Kinect Ya!

[Silver1412]

Me: I told you that m-preg doesn't only happen in fanfics!
My cousin: It's an anime idiot...



Ayumi: Conan-kun... What are you doing?
Conan: Dancing makarena. (I think that's how you write the name of that stupid dance...)



Ran: Um... Dad, I just decided to move in with Araide-sensei.
Kogorou: Thinking Who is this guy?
Shinichi (off-screen): No! Ran you said you'll wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Weather forecaster: Although tomorrow there will be no rain, please watch out for flying shrunken detectives. Thank you.

[Wakarimashita]

Ran : Don't mind me Dad, I'm just holding on to him really tight because I don't want Aoyama-sama to make him disappear permanently.

[Mead]

Conan: (Ran has been hanging out with that Araide lately... how can I keep her as Conan?)
Ayumi: What are you doing Conan?
Conan: N-nothing... just thinking.
Ayumi: Did you hear?
Conan: No, what?
Ayumi: I saw it this morning...


Kogoro: Okay, I'm just going to come clean, Araide is actually your brother.
Ran: That's impossible...
Araide: But... how?

Kogoro: It all started after I volunteered to test some new kind of drug, Atpx something or other, we were trying to have a kid at the time and well... we did...



Kogoro: Just not in the way we thought... We couldn't keep him, he was a man baby, sometime after we had you, we never imagined he'd come back.
Ran: ... That is really weird.

Ayumi: And that's what happened... Conan? Where did you go?


Conan: YIPPEE!

[Kleene Onigiri]

Nice ones XD



Ran: Dad, I need to tell you something. I'm actually into women.
Kogoro: Huh? But Araide is male?
Vermouth disguised as Araide(thinking): How... how did she know?

[c-square]

    Those are great!!

[kirite]

EXTREME dominos!  Now with bad man dominos and a skateboard.

[Shelling]

what episode is the last caption from?

[Wakarimashita]

I think it's OVA 10.

[scineram]

Do you want my Gates that desperately, Conan-kun?