The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Genta: What's up with Haibara's hair?
Ayumi: Bad animation budget!
Mitsuhiko: We may be next!
Conan: Hah, that's nothing. You should see the Shirigami special.

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Ayumi: What the-? Guys, what's wrong?
Genta: There's a guy in there with some weird gun!
Mitsuhiko: G-Guys, I think it's shrinking us!
Conan: HAIBARA
Haibara: I had nothing to do with it this time!

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Ayumi: You don't think Conan died, do you?
Haibara: *thinking* Why does everyone worry about him? He's the main character. He'll be fine.

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Genta: Why's there a helicopter outside?
Haibara: ...You phoned the number didn't you?
Conan: ...Man, they are fast.

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Ayumi: Guys, wouldn't it make more sense to used our flashlights one at a time to conserve the energy?
Haibara: Ayumi, please.
Genta: What kind of idea is that?
Mitsuhiko: Yeah, geez Ayumi. If that were the smart thing to do, Conan would have thought of it.
Conan: *thinking* ...Damn it, she's right.

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Mitsuhiko: Conan will know what to do.
Conan: Yeah, I will, but...Seriously, how did you guys survive without me around?

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Conan: ...Wow, when was the last time we had black shadows in this show? The power of lightning is impressive.

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Mitsuhiko: Conan, it's horrible, look!
Conan: ...What?
Mitsuhiko: It's a door!
Conan: ...Yeeeah, and?
Mitsuhiko: Don't you get it? Doors are evil! Whether they're open, closed, there or not, broken, locked, unlocked - there's always someone dead on the other side!
Genta: ...You know, technically to anyone on the other side, we could be the dead ones.
Mitsuhiko: ...NOT HELPING

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Haibara: All right, what's this about?
Conan: Well, I thought that since people die everywhere I go, I might as well bring a coffin with me.
Ayumi: Conan, that's just wrong!
Genta: Kind of stupid, too. Coffins are expensive and how are you supposed to carry it around?
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the helicopter one! XD
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This is the reason there are no child Shadow children: Conan kills them all.

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Conan: Damn it, Haibara, stop going off model.
Haibara: I can't help it that my hair is complicated. Seriously, have you ever tried to draw it?

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Ayumi: Pft, Conan. You're so bad with music, you really shouldn't try to play the piano...let alone in the dark.
Conan: Huh? I can play the piano. In fact, I was practicing some Chopin.

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Genta: My mom says it's bad to draw on walls.
Mitsuhiko: Well, be honest here, who has more influence on your life at this point?
Genta: ...Have a marker?

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Little did Sonic know, not even superpowering himself up with the Chaos Emeralds would allow him to face off against Conan.

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Agasa: What are you guys up to?
Conan: Geez Agasa, way to miss everything. Seriously, the only reason you're not famous as our babysitter is because--well, frankly you never babysit us. We just run off and do amazing things after your car and/or inventions break.
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Conan: ...Wow, when was the last time we had DARK shadows in this show?
Ayumi: The cost of lighting is impressive.
Mitsuhiko: Do not open that coffin. Vampire Barnabas Collins will be inside!
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Mitsuhiko: Conan-kun look! Genta doesn't have a reflection!Do you think that he's...
Conan: Could it be...? But that's impossible!
Genta: Must...resist...eating Mitsuhiko's finger

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Conan:Sorry everyone, but now that you've woken me from my slumber and seen my true form, I have to eat you now.
Genta: You can't get us here, the sun will burn you up!
Ayumi: He's still coming, it's not working!
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Everyone: Conan's actually wearing long sleeve pants instead of shorts, and they're even glowing!!

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Conan: All right guys, I know basically everything else, so now we're studying how cavemen made the wheel.
Ayumi: Conan, I don't know about this-
Conan: Shhhhhh, this is amazing.

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Conan: Hey, Haibara, your backpack is a different color.
Haibara: ...So is Ayumi's, Mr. Observant.

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Ayumi: Oh my gosh Conan died!
Haibara: *thinking* Whoa, never mind about what I said before.

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Mitsuhiko: Whoa, guys...
Genta: It's dark in here.
Conan: What? I thought the new TV rule was all about "bright colors". Something must be up in there.

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Haibara: You know, I think we're being pretty amateurish right now, Kudo.
Conan: What makes you say that?
Haibara: Well, Mitsuhiko is trying to look through Genta, we've got our lights on which totally reveals our location, and I just called you Kudo a few seconds ago.
Conan: Huh, you're right. ...At least we're on model.
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Guys, you're on fire! :o
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The day that not a hype was given.

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Kogoro: But I want it!
Ran: No! Bad! It's mine!
Conan: *thinking* Thanks for considering that I might want it guys...

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Ran: These new strawberry contacts are just the cutest~

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Everyone: ....That is one huge strawberry.

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Conan: Yeah! Ran just phoned and there's a case! Best part: I think Gin was the victim! Finally! A possible lead and one of the most dangerous people on my list: Gone!

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In one of her more depressed moments, Ran had an imagine spot where Shinichi ran off to marry his copy of A Study In Scarlet. The saddest part was that it was believable.

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"Conan": You know, it's great that so many years ago we defeated the Organization but it seriously sucks that Haibara died in the end.
Agasa: Do you say that because you couldn't go back to Shinichi?
"Conan": ...Nah, it's more the fact that no matter where I go, she haunts me.
Haibara's ghost: Don't make me scissorhand your eyes again.
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Double transparent character ftw.

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the continous stream of ballz just cracks me up

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Oh no, one of my glass light isn't working!

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Ran: Give me back my strawberry!
Kogorou: Ouch! Geez, it's just one strawberry!
Conan: Oi, oi, stealing the last strawberry is a crime punishable by death, you know.
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