The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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sonoci wrote:
Corpse Reviver wrote: Pardon my intrusion, I also wanted to join this particular thread if I may.
No intrusion at all, everyone's welcome \o/
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Conan: What...is Agasa doing?
Haibara: He's taken up gardening.
Conan: That's...supposed to be a plant? o_o It's charred and smoking!
Haibara: Let's just say that he doesn't exactly have a green thumb.

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Yukiko: Yes~ I've always wanted a daughter. When's the wedding?
Haibara: ...What?
Yukiko: You're marrying my Shinichi, right? That's why he left us to talk, right?
Haibara: ...................uh. No. Actually he just left to go to the bathroom.

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Agasa: Nooo! Not again!
Haibara: Wow, that's already the third invention this week to blow up into violent smithereens. ...And today is Sunday.
Conan: Yeah, Agasa's gadgets don't really have a good track record when it comes to not blowing-Ohgoddamn.
Haibara: What?
Conan: ...Do you realize how many of those inventions I have on me right now? They could blow at any minute. ._.

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Yokomizo (I think): *thinking* All right, just calm yourself. It's not a big deal.
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For the good of mankind, I've got to figure out what this thing on his head is! It's just not natural!
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No, damn it, no! It's just too weird!
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O-Okay, just calm down and control yourself. Just...take a little step towards him-
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AW DAMN, TOO BIG A STEP
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AW F*** AW F*** AW F***
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Wait, no, wait! I just kicked him, that's it! Not weird at all!


.........Okay, this next one I don't know why, but it's pretty dirty. Please excuse it :X

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Mitsuhiko: Conan, you're not going to believe this! Ayumi and Haibara...we heard them talking about something baaad!
Ayumi & Haibara: *GASP* Oh, they heard that!?
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Genta: Rope...tape...handcuffs-
Mitsuhiko: No keys! It's gotta be a bondage fetish!
Conan: Guys, calm down, I don't understand. Who were they talking about?
Ayumi: *thinking* Oh no you don't you bastards!
Haibara: *thinking* It'll take more than two seven-year-old boys to ruin my glorious threesome!

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Sera is creeping up on Conan with a smile on her face.
Conan is disturbed.

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Conan: ....Oh lord, Gin is right there, isn't he?

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Ran: ...Conan, are you listening to me? I'm telling you for the last time: stop sneaking into dad's drinking supply!
Conan: *thinking* Heheheh...boobs.

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Heiji: Who's the one looking down now, Kudo?
Conan: Uh, you. ...and you always will until I can get the antidote for this poison. ...Or a stepladder.

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Sera: It's tough being considered a guy all the time, but I can't blame them. I mean, I'm more manly than half the cast in this show.

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Heiji: It never ceases to amaze me how blood never really smears on the victims.

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Jodie: What the hell? How am I in the car but out here at the same time?
James: *facepalm*

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Heiji: Kudo, is there something you're not telling me?
Conan: No, it's just that painting is gorgeous. I've never felt this way about art before.

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Heiji: I didn't say Kudo, I said, uh-
Conan: *sigh* *thinking* Guh, you really didn't say Kudo this time, you idiot. You're just too used to covering that, aren't you?
Ah, thanks. owo"
Hilarious stuff by the way~  :D

Here's a couple more then.
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You'll grow into a great Kaito someday! While I take victory over the detective line!
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Ran Blaaarghs pastel colored rainbows while Sera's eyebrow grows extensively manly.
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Sera: ...But you see...I can also grow this magical horn you speak of..
Heiji asks the audience: which way is my hat REALLY going? No Sera-if it were true I would have 2 horns by now, which
no one would dare sneak behind me.

I just noticed the "snow" falling in some of my captions. Sorry about that.  :P
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Conan wanted to be a star so Yokomizo decided to help him on his way.

Wanting to change two statements

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Mitsuhiko : "Conan-kun! Haibara's pregnant!"
Conan : "What? You're kidding! Who's the father?"
Haibara : "A better question is how did I become pregnant"
Ayumi : "Ai-chan? What's intercourse?"
Haibara : "What we are doing."

As for why well look at the first definition
And you will understand that Haibara is currently having intercourse!
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in·ter·course  (ntr-kôrs, -krs)
n.
1. Dealings or communications between persons or groups.
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Asaga will be more careful about letting parties in his pants get out of control.

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Ayumi : Look, Haibara, Mitsuhiko on lines on his face.

Haibara: Yes, that is the first stage of the Red Face, A disease only girls get.

Ayumi: Yes, the next stage is a red face like Haibara, and I currently have.

Mitsuhiko: I do feel a little different.

Haibara: Mitsuhiko, your mom just got a daughter. You will come dress shopping with us Wednesday, right?

Ayumi: Mitsuhiko, Congratulations, and welcome to the sisterhood. You're a girl!
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Santa-san : yahay! hahaha! A Unicorn! A Unicorn!
Ran : huh?!
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angelranchan wrote:
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Santa-san : yahay! hahaha! A Unicorn! A Unicorn!
Ran : huh?!
Hilarious! :D
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Santa-san : yahay! hahaha! A Unicorn! A Unicorn!
Ran : huh?!
NYAHAHA!!! I can't believe nobody thought of that one yet ~nya...
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Heiji: New character that won't go the frack away.
Conan: New character that won't got the frack away. I can't tell if she's tiring to out me or is just into Shota or Yuri.
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kei wrote:
angelranchan wrote:
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Santa-san : yahay! hahaha! A Unicorn! A Unicorn!
Ran : huh?!
Hilarious! :D
Silver1412 wrote:
NYAHAHA!!! I can't believe nobody thought of that one yet ~nya...
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angelranchan wrote:
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Santa-san : yahay! hahaha! A Unicorn! A Unicorn!
Ran : huh?!
XDXDXD FTW
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All: Yuck. That suck... and hate fire's smell, it's so smelly.
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8-) Heres Corpse's special for today:
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Ran:*Exerting Telepathic unicorn powers*
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Now chop my thick eyebrow!
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OMNOMNOMNOM
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*BONK*
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Ran: It grew back again...
Conan: Ran-nechan I think you're going to break my arm. Nevermind, I think I dislocated my shoulder.
Ran: Thats for putting it back on.

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Conan : nah Haibara, Can you check Ran's Facebook for a while? I just wanted to know if she add new photos since they are in beach.
Haibara : Kono perverted young man, using my precious laptop and internet connection again -__-"
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Conan: Lets pretend we are our regular sizes again. Here I'll  take off my glasses.
Ai: I rather not.
Conan: Alright if you want to know why I'm doing this it's because I want you know what your cup size was.
Ai: If you get your hands near there one more time, chances are you will be missing a limb.

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Conan: So Ran, what is your cutie mark?
Ran: My what?
Conan: You know, the thingy ponies get on their butts when they discover what their talent is.
Ran: Yeah I know what a cutie mark is but why do you think I have one?
Conan: Don't play stupid, everyone knows you are a unicorn now tell me. If it's not something relating to karate than I have to message Agasa's feet for the next two weeks.
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Conan: The community wondered how a 7 year old can have signs of a breast already. So I'm here to check things out... for the sake of the community of course!
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Conan: The community wondered how a 7 year old can have signs of a breast already. So I'm here to check things out... for the sake of the community of course!
Ai:...
gahahaha XD this +100
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