Raifuujin wrote:
Will:
A figure in a Kid outfit is seen trying to place a sticker reading (Kid) over the role (Akemi) above. A noise is heard and the person quickly turns around and ends up loosing her footing. The sticker falls to the ground beside her. She soon recovers, straightens the top hat, and waves to everyone.
"Yo! To anyone thinking, 'What's this? KaiRai/Raifuu/girlwithmanynicks actually wrote a will as a BO?', yes, yes I did. I got a bit bored and...hey, why not write a will?"
Raifuujin glances back at the sticker, which is now stuck to the floor and a bit wrinkled. She sighs.
"Yeah, I was the slightly more evil thief this time. Seems that someone
else got Lady Luck's favorite..." she glances around the crowd and glares at whoever said person is for a few moments before slowly turning away.
"Well, I can't do anything about that now. And I did get to satisfy my restless fingers anyway, so I suppose I can forgive you."
"Hmm..." Raifuujin walks over to a hidden area where her prizes are kept.
"They made a big deal about what was stolen, but I don't see why they're making a big fuss," she pokes one of them, "Maybe because I'm used to seeing them around here?" She shrugs and turns back to the crowd.
"But really, I am totally an SOer, as well as a thief. I stake out the forums everyday. Sure, I don't usually follow up with anything, but it still counts."
The Kid cosplayer pauses for a moment, tilting her head to the side as she tries to remember something.
"Oh, right... I was going to use that wasn't I..."
She starts searching through her pockets, causing doves to fly out, ribbons soaring with them, plushies and cards to fall everywhere, and a few chocolates to plop on the floor as well.
"Aha, here it is!"
She triumphantly holds up a slightly crumpled piece of paper with the title
Write a Will: BO Edition. Then she notices the mess that was made while pocket diving.
"...I'll clean that up later, I promise. At least the gun wasn't dropped.... that might've been bad."
She smooths out the instructions a bit and starts to look through it.
"Hmm... Well, I guess claiming that lurking and SOing are the same counts for that... Next is... well, that one's silly..."
Raifuujin smiles evilly and dramatically flings her cape and spreads her hands, monocle glinting coldly.
"Of course they're going to massacre the ones who kill me. The goal
is is to kill everyone in our way, after all."
She looks back at the paper.
"Umm..." A finger is cast onto a random shadowman. "You! You should have arrested me! What good are the handcuffs for if you don't catch people with them? ...On second thought, don't answer that. I might not want to know..."
"Next is... reverse psychology?" Raifuujin puts a finger to her chin and contemplates.
"Nah, too much work. And..." she glances at the instructions again, "...much as I like Kid, cheesy lines aren't really my thing... Random videos, however..."
She
pulls out a random sign from behind her with a link.
"Advertising? I have no idea what you're talking about..." Spotlights shine above her head and illuminate a sign that says 'A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved. - Professor Hershel Layton.'
"...Really, no idea."
She looks at the list one last time before making the paper disappear.
"Well, looks like that's it."
She looks up.
"Wow... that was quite a bit longer than I expected I would say... Sorry for making you read all of that. I'm sure you knew that there wouldn't have anything really worthwhile in this will. I hope it was at least entertaining."
Raifuujin turns away and the lights start going out until there is only one spotlight left.
"Oh yeah..." She stops, looks back at everyone, and smiles.
"I'm Eisuke," she says as she snaps her fingers and the final light goes dark.
Kay and her friends...
