The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Kogoro thinks of his new business in ties. Featured here is Takagi as the model and Heiji as the main man to sell the product. "Look at this average looking guy! You can be average too! With a tie!"

Shockingly it failed to work and now him and Ran and Conan live on the streets. Next on 60 minutes-OK I COULDN'T THINK OF A FUNNY ENOUGH ONE. Leave me alone! :(
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For some reason I can't stop laughing :D
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Gosho decided to change protagonists from Conan to Heiji. This is the new "Heiji's Hint" outro.

Kogoro : "NEXT HEIJI'S HINT!"
Heiji : *points* "Moron."
Takagi : "Wait, what?!"

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Conan 48:69 wrote:Image
Heiji: Oh my, Kazuha is getting engaged...I'm doomed...
Lol was just coming here to ask if anyone had posted that yet
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k11chi wrote:
Conan 48:69 wrote:Image
Heiji: Oh my, Kazuha is getting engaged...I'm doomed...
Lol was just coming here to ask if anyone had posted that yet
Heiji: Oh great, she's getting engaged to me...*hiding the fact that he's really happy*
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Ran liked having Conan around so much she decided to adopt a second child. Conan must now figure out how to live with his new "otouto".

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He has decided the best option is just to throw himself off a building before it gets any worse.

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Ran : "That's not the "Awesome Face" you BAKA! Your eyes are supposed to be up and to the left! You're ruining my AwesomeShinichi Meme!"

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A light bulb went off in Conan's head, and his face lite up when after Ran's kick,
he understood the murderer trick!
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Kogoro thinks of his new business in ties. Featured here is Takagi as the model and Heiji as the main man to sell the product. "Look at this average looking guy! You can be average too! With a tie!"

Shockingly it failed to work and now him and Ran and Conan live on the streets. Next on 60 minutes-OK I COULDN'T THINK OF A FUNNY ENOUGH ONE. Leave me alone! :(
After this, to keep the hungry mouths to feed, fed, Conan acted as an agent and had Heiji and Takagi do guest spots on " The Electric Company "

Heji - H is for head. This is a head.

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Ran started to think Conan watched too many movies when he
started to act out " Pretty in Pink "
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Had sudden inspiration for this one. Decided to try something slightly different. Kind of short-story style from Conan's perspective.

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It all started when Conan's clothes got ruined on a case. With everything else already in the wash he was forced to wear some of Ran's less girly clothes from when she was his age while she washed something for him. Meanwhile, not wanting anyone to see him, Conan opted to wait in Ran's bedroom for his clothes to dry. Unfortunately Sonoko, having heard about the case, picked that exact moment to burst in the door desperate to make sure that her friend was alright.

Sonoko : "RAN!"

Conan cringed as Sonoko thundered into the bedroom begging any gods that might exist not to let her notice him. She did. The Suzuki heiress took one look at Conan and burst out laughing. Then, grinning evilly, she pulled out her camera-phone. (She wouldn't dare... would she?) he thought.

Sonoko : "Say cheese, brat!"

*CLICK*

Of course she would. Conan sighed in resignation as Sonoko snapped away with her phone cackling maniacally with every shot she took. He prayed she wouldn't show the pictures to anyone, but he knew it was a fool's hope. Shortly everyone in Tokyo would probably have a picture of him in a pink dress. One thing he did know for sure. Hattori was never going to let him live this down.
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Conan: What is so funny? The best disguise is the one the Culprit never thinks of.
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First I am 1) Double posting 2)replying to a "dead" thread. But I think this thread deserves a second chance and so here we go

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Conan is glad to be rite (white in pun form)
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sstimson wrote:First I am 1) Double posting 2)replying to a "dead" thread. But I think this thread deserves a second chance and so here we go

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time for randomly pics TO SAVE THIS THREAD !! :o >:D :P ??? :-* :-X :)

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Raped faces.
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