The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Ariel]

Spoiler:

Conan: It's not like I'm the only one...
Hattori: How'd you get Ai and Ran to dress like that?


Conan: It's not like I did, it's a new trend in Beika.
Hattori: You're all crazy...Remind me to not visit for awhile.

[svon1]

Spoiler:

Conan the human girls magnet

[Ariel]

Ayumi: I swear I'm gonna mess this bitch up if she doesn't stop.

edit: What's going on, f**k got replaced with hype but bitch was untouched.

[Citan]

Girl : "Conan-kun's my boyfriend. Right Conan-kun?"
Conan: "Uh, yeah.... heh heh... I'm going to die aren't I?"
Ayumi : "No SHE'S going to die. You'll only WISH you were dead."

[Ariel]

Conan: What the hell Ayumi...did you just kill her!?
Ayumi: She was in the way of our love! Now we can finally be alone together!
Conan: ...I think I hear Ran calling me! I gotta go, bye!
Ayumi: Conan, come back! Why won't you love me!?
*Conan calls the cops when he's a safe distance from Ayumi*


At the local juvenile prison..
Ayumi: Dammit Conan. Just you wait, I'll be back! If I can't have you...then no one will!

[Raifuujin]

Oops...didn't think Pandora's box would open that easily...

(Yeah, I got nothing, but I liked the picture.)

[svon1]

well if we re already on it
throwing in some pics

Spoiler:

[Roguish Charm]

Haibara: Man! his belly is so huge, I can't see his vacant expression from down here!

[Ariel]

Spoiler:

Who made these footprints?

Ai: Geez Kudo, can't you recognize your own footprints?

[Citan]

Haibara : "I finally get you to go on a date with me and THIS is where you take us?"
Conan : "What? It's a soccer game... OH GOD YOU DON'T LIKE SOCCER DO YOU?!"
Haibara : " *SIGH* Just go buy us some popcorn..."



Ayumi : "So you're really Kudo Shinichi?"
Conan : "Yep."
Ayumi : "But that would mean..."
Ayumi : "SONOFABITCH I'VE BEEN PROMOTING LOLI-CON!!"

[Ariel]

Mitsuhiko: What the hell Conan, stop messing with Ayumi! We all know that you're bullshitting!
Ayumi: Eh! You were joking!? Who jokes about that!

[svon1]

Ayumi : "So you're really Kudo Shinichi?"
Conan : "Yep."
Ayumi : "But that would mean..."
Ayumi : "SONOFABITCH I'VE BEEN PROMOTING LOLI-CON!!"

Ayumi: ...anyways YOLO


meanwhile

Mitsuhiko: hey wait a second if ayumi is with conan then i can take Haibara

later that day

Both: Just as planned

[Ariel]

Spoiler:

Agasa: You did WHAT, Conan!?

Spoiler:

Our lord and savior, Mouri Kogoro-sama?

Spoiler:

What the criminal does in their free time.

[sstimson]

Black shadow person: With this aqua mew, Conan will be fooled and the world will be mine.

(A pun and a reference) do you get them?

[Citan]

Kogoro : "You are now entering... The Twilight Zone!"