
Yumi *drunk* : ...and then he *bleep* and I *bleep* until he *bleep* but I still wanted to *bleep* the lamp so I *bleep* and he *bleep*
Guy: Yumi, you don't have to tell them everything.
Takagi & Chiba: Whoa!
Kogoro thinks: Pfft, beginners.

Sato: Hey, I heard form Kogoro that Yumi told you some new moves, wanna try them out *wink*
Takagi: Do you want me to die?

Kogoro: Something wrong with him?
Chiba: Ah, no he's fine.
Takagi thinking: All fifty-nine! Every single one of them!

Heiji:
I threw it to the GROUND!...
Conan thinks: Thanks, douchebag, that was my shoe.

Heiji: Hey, I said no suicide pacts!

Kogoro: So, Honey how was your day? Hm, that tastes really good!
Sonoko: I can't believe he thought noone would notice he only left a recording.
alternative punchline: Sonoko: I can't believe he thinks he can get back with your mum that way.

Heiji: Hey, that ball is bigger than your head!
Conan: Uhm...

Ayuni: Do we understand each other? A single word to Conan-kun about this orgenisation and you can say goodbie to your little Girlfriend.
Takagi: Yes, Mam. *thinking* Where did my life go wrong?

Kogoro: Oh No! I accidentally dropped out the NEW television!

Kogoro: Stop beiong so Housewife-sy! This isn't the nineties anymore!
Ran: But I LIKE it!

Ai: Has anyone seen the remote for RobCon? He's been like that for four hours.
I believe I can fly...