Today's Weird Stories...

[Jefufuh]

... I found a snake under my chair today. =D

O-O
was it a big, poisonous snake, or a small harmless one?

[mangaluva]

I found what I think is a Hitman doll in my luggage. I don't play Hitman and I sure as hell didn't buy him. Where did he come from?

[Jefufuh]

I found what I think is a Hitman doll in my luggage. I don't play Hitman and I sure as hell didn't buy him. Where did he come from?

There are three possibilities
1. A crazy guy stuffed a bomb inside the doll and put it in your luggage.
2. A sorceress awakened the doll and put a spirit inside it, ready to take over your soul.
3. It's secretly an alien in disguise.

[redangelran]

Someone said "Hi! I missed you" to me while walking to my aunt's place. I do not remember seeing his face before.

though that's 6 days ago.

[Borealis]

I found what I think is a Hitman doll in my luggage. I don't play Hitman and I sure as hell didn't buy him. Where did he come from?

Obviously, Toy Story is true and that figure mistook your luggage for another.

Or your luggage is THE luggage and would you really wonder then?

[mangaluva]

Or your luggage is THE luggage and would you really wonder then?

This would be all of the awesome.

[Suutashi]

I keep getting messages on my phone from someone in Houston, Texas that may or may not speak only Spanish. I need to get whoever this person is to stop calling me but I don't even know if she will even understand me.

[Borealis]

I keep getting messages on my phone from someone in Houston, Texas that may or may not speak only Spanish. I need to get whoever this person is to stop calling me but I don't even know if she will even understand me.

Answer in Chinese

[Kaito Lady]

I keep getting messages on my phone from someone in Houston, Texas that may or may not speak only Spanish. I need to get whoever this person is to stop calling me but I don't even know if she will even understand me.

Answer in Chinese

I once had a friend that did that, obviously she couldn't speak chinese but it was the funniest thing on this earth to see XD

[mangaluva]

Went to the Banshee Labyrinth for Hallowe'en with some pals. We randomly acquired a Batman who danced with all of us in turn and occasionally glomped everyone, and then went off to do a sexy dance with two guys dressed as Bane and Two-face. Weird but fun Hallowe'en.

[Borealis]

µangaluva: I want to have your life.


I found our cat on top of our extractor hood...

[alicetama]

... I found a snake under my chair today. =D

O-O
was it a big, poisonous snake, or a small harmless one?

Small, and harmless. I didn't know it at first though, and I only saw the tail so I didn't know if it was huge and poisonous. Luckily it wasn't. (I have three dogs.)
And speaking about dogs, my mother told me that when she let my dog outside today, he ate a whole mouse.

[aly_angelflight]

So, I was sitting on the concrete slab separating the sidewalk from the parking area (a dumpster was "parked" in that space, so I wasn't asking to get hit ) with a coffee mug in hand, waiting for the bus. A random guy notices this, and decides to talk to me.

Random Guy: "You know that's bad for you, right?"
Me: (Utterly confused since he just came out of nowhere as far as I'm concerned) "Huh?"
Random Guy: "Drinking coffee in the morning."
Me: "...this is tea."
Random Guy: "...oh." (Goes back to doing nothing)

...and the fact that this conversation only went that way because I couldn't find the instant coffee this morning makes this even weirder.

[Suutashi]

When I was about to leave work yesterday, at the end of my shift, I told the front-end manager that I was going to clock out after I finished ringing up this woman's purchase. The manager laughed and walked away right after I told her this. I feel pretty bad for the woman I was checking out 'cause the manager's laughter seemed to make her feel pretty awkward.

[mangaluva]

Is it just a thing for my entire year to turn to musicals when we start to crack under major assessment pressure? My main performance group last semester devoted two whole rehearsals to a private crackfest called "Freud: The Musical" when we started freaking out too much over unfinished props (there was a duel where the king and the prince kept acquiring bigger swords, and in the end the beautiful heroine married her father to much rejoicing). This semester, having mastered the script and blocking for our performance of "Huis Clos", we have started setting the damn thing to music. Complete with a can-can line while I rant about how the room was all set just for the three of us, and a whole operatic number for Estelle's life story.

The thing is, both groups share no members except for me and Chloe. Which is why I'm wondering if my entire year is utterly insane.