The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Citan]

Amuro : *Whisper* "I think I see your ex-wife coming this way."
Kogoro : *Spit-take*
Yoko Okino : *Off screen across the table from Kogoro* "AAAAUUUUGGGGH! MY NEW DRESS!"
Eri : *Off screen behind Amuro* "What do we have here?"
Amuro : "From the looks of it the makings of either a brutal murder case or an extremely hot hentai."

[monsi]

[Jecka]

Wow, it's been forever since I posted here.

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People couldn't believe how great Kogoro was at veltriliquisum. They were stumpted while trying to learn his secret, so luckily for Conan, they gave up the investigation.

[Borealis]

Satou: Come on! Say something funny for the caption!
Conan: This thread has gone downhill since sonoci left...



Conan: Mine!



Conan: I'm not a lizard! I don't do that tongue thing. *does "that tongue thing"*
(cookies for everyone who gets that one)

[Callid]

Satou: Come on! Say something funny for the caption!
Conan: This thread has gone downhill since sonoci left...

Very true D:

Conan: I'm not a lizard! I don't do that tongue thing. *does "that tongue thing"*
(cookies for everyone who gets that one)

Mulan

[sstimson]

Satou: As your normal Doctor is sick, I will be giving you your examination. We start be stretching your cheeks. And Conan, you are next!

[Citan]

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Sato : "Hey! He really is asleep!"
All : "OH MY GOD!"
*Background clip pauses*
Yoko: "Is "Sleeping Kogoro" really a fraud? Child genius Edogawa Conan is here with us to reveal the shocking truth behind the deception. What was his purpose in putting on such an act? Was Mouri Kogoro a willing part of his plan? Find out today on the Golden Hour!"
Conan : *Thinking* "I still can't believe someone actually thought to check him."

[Jefufuh]

...Why is my phone red?

[sonoci]

Satou: Come on! Say something funny for the caption!
Conan: This thread has gone downhill since sonoci left...

Very true D:

Aw, I'm still around :x

Spoiler: A few for old times' sake

Conan: ...You know, for a supposed genius, I sure have a lot of weak points in my plans. I mean, Satou nearly had me that time when she was pulling at Uncle's cheeks. It's a good thing that essentially everyone but me turns incompetent when the plot shows up.


Man: What did you say to me you little brat!?
Ran: S-Sir, I'm sure he didn't mean it-
Conan: Oh, psh. You know I meant it Ran. I mean look at this lug.
Man: I would stop talking, kid, or you'll really regret it.
Ran: *whispers* Shinichi, I thought I told you I didn't want to take on your fights anymore!
Conan: *whispers* Who says you'd get this one? I think I could take him. One superpowered kick to the shins and he'd beg for my mercy.


Man on the phone: This is incredibly important information on your credit card-!
Haibara: Hold up, hold up. What. ...Seriously what. I just picked up the phone and, without any information on who I am, you just started blabbing. For your information, I'm seven and don't have a credit card. You, sir, are incompetent.
Man on the phone: ............
Haibara: ..........................how did you get my cell number anyway?

[Jefufuh]

Haibara: Go away Conan, I'm playing World of Warcraft!

[sstimson]

Haibara: Go away Conan, I'm playing World of Warcraft!

Conan: So am I. I am trying to solve the murder of Thassarian!

[Jefufuh]

Haibara: Go away Conan, I'm playing World of Warcraft!

Conan: So am I. I am trying to solve the murder of Thassarian!

Haibara: REALLY? whats ur account name?
Conan: ShinRanPhan
Haibara:........of course.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 670

[sonoci]

Spoiler: AyuCons will have to forgive me for this one :P

Ayumi: Uwah! C-Conan, what happened!? Where are we!?
Conan: Oh my god, they weren't lying when they said I'd go to Hell if I made a move on her.

[Raifuujin]

Love this thread! I've been wanting to do these for quite awhile, but only recently got the drive to actually register an account. First post, so I hope they're okay...


Amuro: I have witnesses who say that Conan seems to shoot you with something from his watch right before you do your deductions. Is this true?


Haibara: Tantei-kun? Do you mean Conan? Okay, who'd he give my cellphone number to this time?
Kid: No one special, just your friendly neighborhood thief! Though, I really wanted to speak with him. Would you mind giving me his number?
Haibara: ...I don't mind actually. If he thinks it's fine for me to get suspicious phone calls, he should be prepared for a few himself.