The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Supernatural Delight]

I miss your captions so much Sonoci. It slowed down a little without you here. I have one from episode 665.



Takagi recently developed a weird case where he steals cute objects & names them.

Sorry I spent the last week doing nothing but watching Ranma 1/2. It's hard switching between shows.

[monsi]

Takagi discovered that this policeman has just married Sato. Now, he's going to get his revenge by taking away the policeman's hat for good.

[pikacutie25]

Spoiler: MAJOR FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE

Takagi:  Aha! I've found you, Kaitou Kid!
Policeman?:  What?
Takagi:  Sato told me that you touched her buh-buh-buh-BAHH! I can't say it!
Policeman?:  Wh-why would that automatically make me out as Kid?
Takagi:  Because I heard from Sato who heard from Yumi who heard from Sonoko who heard from Ran that you did the same thing to Ran in The Lost Ship in the Sky!
Policeman?:  ..... *thinking* Wow, I don't think even Mouri-san could make a hack deduction like that. And maybe I should expand my targets beyond tomboyish women with brown hair.



Ran (offscreen):  AH! Conan-kun, look-
Conan:  Wait, let me guess. It's one of the many dead bodies we find, right? Or if not that, maybe it's something deadly bound to cause another dead body but never permanently harm one of the main characters like us, right?
Ran:  Uh.....
Conan:  I thought so. God, why can't Gosho just be original and write something new and exciting? Like maybe another BO plot that ends with none of the protagonists being killed or even being handicapped for the remainder of the show?
Ran:  Conan-kun...
Conan:  Wait, that's no good. Or how about one of the main characters actually being the murder victim in a case? That's actually good...
Ran:  Hold on...
Conan:  ...but it won't happen. OH, I've got it. A major protagonist IS the murderer, by choice or not. Yes! That's the perfec-
Ran:  CONAN-KUN!! There's a fire right behind you that you caused, and someone's burning inside!!!
Conan:  ...............FML

[Supernatural Delight]

Conan: Professor, wake up!

Waits a little bit.

Conan: Well if he isn't going to wake up then... *looks around then...*
Agasa: Ew, what are you doing?
Conan: Nothing, definitely not trying to make out with you or anything.

[El Huesudo II]

...And the AgaCon continues. Good lord, what have I summoned upon this topic?

[sstimson]

Asaga Rejoyced as his body transfer Machine worked.
He was now young again, and Conan was old.
Now he could steal the spotlight!

[Borealis]

Ai: What does it mean if a boy leaves a fake moustache in your room?

[Anaine]

I love this thread! Some captions are just hilarious!!
Here are some screenshots from some random episodes. Go nuts!

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[Supernatural Delight]

Nice Borealis, get that from Phineas & Ferb?



Agasa: *thinking* I think he's gone completely insane, that 3D puzzle I got Shinichi has him so confused he's not even trying to put together puzzle pieces anymore.

[monsi]

Takagi: Megure please, I beg you to marry me. I want to show that Sato that she's wrong to choose Yumi over me.
Megure: Sorry...but Agasa and me are already engaged. Our wedding is already scheduled for tomorrow
Takagi: Oh, is that so... *thinking* Man, I've already asked everyone to--oh wait, I haven't asked Conan-kun yet. *evil grin*



Conan went to Dr. Araide to have him examine his tongue. However, Dr. Araide said that Conan's tongue' problem is so serious that he needs to undergo a surgery. Due to non-availability of a human tongue, Dr. Araide used a squid's tentacle instead. After the surgery, Dr. Araide disappeared without a trace, only for Conan to find out that the real Dr. Araide was overseas, and the Dr. Araide that operated on him was actually Vermouth in disguise.

[El Huesudo II]

Spoiler:

[img width=550]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... hot1-1.jpg[/img]
Conan: Every single thing in this house was made in China. EVERY. SINGLE. THING. What the hell?!
Agasa *thinking*: Oh, poor sheltered rich boy... You never knew poverty. You never knew dollar stores.

[img width=550]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... t5-1-1.jpg[/img]
Takagi: You know what? I'm tired of Sato not seeing my advances as advances. You're my only hope. Take me, Inspector!
Megure: But Takagi, you know I'm already in a relationship with the Professor-
Takagi: Oh, him? He's cheating on you. With Conan.
Megure: WHAT?!

(What I begun just can't be stopped.)

[img width=550]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... hot4-1.jpg[/img]
Agasa: HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
Sango: ...I am not a teacher, and you're not Roger Waters, Professor.
Agasa: Oh, sorry. I just wanted to use that line at least once in my life.
Conan *thinking*: All in all, you're just another brick in the wall, Professor.


[img width=550]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... hot6-1.jpg[/img]
Conan: Haibara, we need to talk.
Haibara: What's the ma- WHAT THE HELL?!
Conan: That last antidote's formula... I think you better scrap it.
Haibara: Are you thick? This is the most intrigued I've ever felt in my life. Come with me Conan, we have more experiments to do.
Conan: Stay away from me, you mad scientist you.

(alternative for that last one)
Everyone thought he had arrived at the party without a costume.
[img width=550]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... hot6-1.jpg[/img]
Boy, they were SO VERY WRONG.

[Anaine]

^ nice

[monsi]

[img width=550]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... t5-1-1.jpg[/img]
Takagi: You know what? I'm tired of Sato not seeing my advances as advances. You're my only hope. Take me, Inspector!
Megure: But Takagi, you know I'm already in a relationship with the Professor-
Takagi: Oh, him? He's cheating on you. With Conan.
Megure: WHAT?!

(What I begun just can't be stopped.)

And the creepy pedophilic pairing of AgaCon continues... 

[El Huesudo II]

If Sherlock and Watson are always paired up, then it's only natural that this show's Sherlock and this show's Watson are, too.

Wait it's not. What's wrong with me.

[Borealis]

Nice Borealis, get that from Phineas & Ferb?

Partly.
I am reading "Maskerade" right now. I know what it means^^