The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[pikacutie25]

Conan:  Hey, Megure-keibu, look at this!
Megure:  What is that? I don't see anything...
Conan:  Exactly. This is the amount of competence left in the Japanese police force.

[ShinRan4ver]

Seem like we are short on new screenshots eh? I will post some 662/663 soon but for now have a look at these.

Spoiler: Movie 14/9

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /M1403.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/M909.png[/img]

[sstimson]

Haibara: Did you fart???
Conan-kun: It does not look like fart! You think it's overblown so the sound sounds like one?!? It's skateboard! Not me!

That a new way to use GAS

[El Huesudo II]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /M1403.png[/img]
Sato: Wow, Shinichi! You got your own clone!
Shinichi: Yup. My own clone.
Bunshinichi: Now neither of us will be-
Shinichi: Stop.


[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/M909.png[/img]
Conan: The name's Conan. Edogawa Conan.
Haibara: The name's Original. Un Original.


[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/conanrapeface.jpg[/img]
Conan: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just a little kid asking questions that will passively incriminate you and get you sent to jail. Heeheehee~


[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/evulz.jpg[/img]
Silhouette Man: They said I wouldn't make it big. They said I was wasting my time. But now I'm the 2nd most featured character in Detective Conan, and I get one of the 10 largest paychecks of the entire staff. Who's laughing now? I AM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~


[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/george ... oberts.jpg[/img]
George Clooney: I'm not supposed to be this young, you know?
Julia Roberts: Ohoho, neither am I.
Both: Thank you, Sharon Vineyard. Thank you so much.


[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/sniffsniff.jpg[/img]
Haibara: When I said you were like a hound dog, I didn't mean it this way.


[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/kidswi ... venge3.jpg[/img]
Attempt to widen DC's target audience #1: Give the main characters guns.
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/MONKEY.jpg[/img]
Attempt to widen DC's target audience #2: Insert fantastic creatures to the setting.
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/ohmygodohmygod.jpg[/img]
Attempt to widen DC's target audience #3: Give the main characters superpowers.
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/pimpinagain.jpg[/img]
Attempt to widen DC's target audience #4: Turn it into a full-fledged harem anime.
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/handjob4.jpg[/img]
Attempt to widen DC's target audience #5: Insert more fujoshi bait.
[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/rooftop.jpg[/img]
Attempt to widen DC's target audience #6: Period drama special.


[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/bikebackarcher.jpg[/img]
Classier than carrying a shotgun while riding horseback.


[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/why%20 ... miling.jpg[/img]
I don't know what's creepier. The fact that they're all sad faces, or the fact that Haibara is smiling.

[sstimson]

[img width=600]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4307175/why%20 ... miling.jpg[/img]
I don't know what's creepier. The fact that they're all sad faces, or the fact that Haibara is smiling.

Just remember - When Haibara smiles MANY DIE. Be afraid, be very afraid!

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 663

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6630.png[/img]
Dish washing Loli 2X >>>>> Dish washer

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6631.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6632.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6633.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6634.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6635.png[/img]

[Sato]

Conan: Excuse me, people!!! Over here, and deduction begin!
Haibara: That's new intro. Young Agasa the detective.

[dumytru]

A-AAAnd this is my new pokemon.


Genta: Everyone in class..... d-d-disapeared.
Conan: Are you high ?


Haibara *thinking*: I am 7 years old and I have boobs; looks like APTX4869 isn't perfect yet. I wonder if Edogawa-kun is haveing some kind of problems as well.
Conan *thinking* : I can't keep my hand in the pocket all the time.

[Sato]

Ran: Sorry Dad. I'm terminator who come from future 3010. No I don't come to destroy you, I'm come to protect Conan. But- what's the name of the group I'm protecting him from?


Genta: Nice splat. If your face was printed with foot prints I'll give big applause.

[sstimson]

After wishing on a star, for one night, Genta gets super powers.

[pikacutie25]

Alright, I'll try all the 663 screenshots at once...

Spoiler: 663

Mitsuhiko:  Behold! Sporting a beetle like this one is the new ultimate fashion statement! Wear one of these on your shirt, and -- BAM! You're cooler than a high school detective!
Conan (off-screen):  WHAT?



Mitsuhiko:  Eh? Why did everyone run off?
Genta:  It's because you weren't convincing enough.
Conan:  No, I just think most people would prefer NOT to walk around with an insect like that on their shirt. Although, he actually does have the makings of a real salesman, obvious yet convincing lies and all...



Conan (as Agasa):  ...and no, I'm not making this up, honest! And my fingers are not crossed behind my back...also, pay no attention to the little boy behind me.
Guys:  ...okay...
Conan (to Haibara):  I can't believe they actually bought that!
Haibara:  I can't believe that guy's actually using Mitsuhiko's terrible idea of fashion.



Haibara:  Agh...! Why can't I pick this up??
Conan:  Haibara, how many times do I have to tell you? Just because it's a 3D phone, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TOUCH THE OBJECTS ON THE SCREEN!!!



Ayumi:  Lalala~ Ah, I love helping out and doing the dishes! It makes me feel like I'm a wife! Yay!
Haibara:  And so, women are brainwashed younger and younger in this patriarchal society that they are supposed to do all the chores...
Ayumi:  What did you say, Ai-chan?
Haibara:  Oh, nothing anyone within this fourth wall should pay attention to.



(Conan showing off his sexy thinking-while-walking style)
Haibara:  *thinking* Huh, maybe if I copy what he does I'll get a higher position on future fan polls...

[BK201]

Welp. The day has come

I'm retiring guys. No more captions from me

My OCDness has made me overwhelmed for a while and now plain exhausted. For some reason there's no spark left when I make captions. Though people have made remarks on the contrary, I'm finding my stuff stale and uninspired recently. It's just not fun anymore 

So, while I'll be dropping by and reading captions, I doubt I'll be doing any more. Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but it's an executive decision.

Keep having fun, that's what this place is all about guys \o/

DDDD=

[Loudlol]

First, I'd like to point out that me and Kyuu racked our brains trying to find a way to make this sound snarky enough for Haibara.  Sadly, we couldn't think of anything so I just went with the basic thought.

And this one could be better too, but I thought it'd be funny until I can think of something better

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: 662

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6620.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6621.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6622.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6623.png[/img]

[sstimson]

First, I'd like to point out that me and Kyuu racked our brains trying to find a way to make this sound snarky enough for Haibara.  Sadly, we couldn't think of anything so I just went with the basic thought.

Not likely to be better, but my try on that picture.