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Takagi: Gone for 3 seconds and she causes a scene. I can't take her out anywhere.
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Spoiler: Episode 8
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Ran(?): Hello Conan.

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Conan (Thinking): Ran's Hand is smoking. Thats not Ran!

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Ran(?): Conan I can read your thoughts and you will be replaced next!

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Conan: Never.
Conan(?): Hello Ran. Nice weather.

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Kogorou: You not Conan are you?
Conan(?): Hello Korogou. Ran wants to talk to you
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Alright, think I'll brave trying a story now...
Spoiler: Episode 8
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Conan:  Ojii-san, I think Ran-neechan is going crazy...she told me that she now suspects your desk is made of paper mache...

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Kogoro:  Oh no...she can't find out I sold my real desk to have more money to spend on horse-racing bets...
Conan:  What...it's actually true... -.-;

*door opens*
Ran:  Otou-san, Conan-kun, I'm home~
Kogoro:  *thinking* Oh no...crap... >_<
Conan:  *thinking* Uh-oh...ahaha...
Ran:  I hope you don't mind if I do a little test, Otou-san...
Kogoro:  *gulp*

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Ran:  Let's see what your desk is made of! *bam*
Ran:  ...so...I think it's obvious this is not a real desk...it's made out of paper mache like I suspected!

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Ran:  Well then, Otou-san, I wonder what else in here is paper mache now? It looks like I need to do more tests...
...how about I start with your body??

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Kogoro:  AAAAHH PLEASE NO!!!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY!!
Conan:  *thinking* Yikes!! I didn't think she'd go this far! ...somehow, I'm still attracted to her.
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Sato: Sure, you are not Heiji? I mean, you have the same tan..
Takagi: Uhm, ah... *thinking* What the hell am I supposed to answer?!
*shot by grammar police*

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Satou (Thinking): Hope Takagi has not hear about this urban legend
Satou: Takagi, Please sit and have some rice with me.
Takagi: okay

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Takagi: Thanks. I can not eat another bite.
Satou: I see you still have a little rice left.
Takagi: Yes, I do

Satou Collects the left over rice from her, and Takagi plates. This she places in a special bag.

Satou: Takagi, want to learn a story my mother told me?
Takagi: Sure
Satou: It is said that if a man and a woman eat rice together and there is a little left
Satou: that if the woman puts the rice in a bag after asking if the man has any rice left,
Satou: that if the man answer yes to any of her questions, then after she has collected the rice
Satou: If She wises to marry the Man, she need to tell this story and then say . . .
Takagi: Yes she needs to say what?
Satou: She needs to say what I am saying now
Satou: YES I WILL Marry you.
Takagi: Wait a minute, I did not propose.
Satou: Well according to urban legend and my mother you did. And we will get married
Satou:  11 months from this day or June 7, I will become your wife.
Takagi: Oh brother . . .
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I looked up this episode for someone else asking question, I took screenshots so might as well post them here.
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Culprit: Come any closer and I'll kill this little girl!
Ayumi: Oji-san, you do realize that knife is made out of tin foil and paper, right?
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Culprit: What?! *drops Ayumi*
Sonoko: Security, get this guy who thinks this is a shooting of the World's Dumbest Criminals out of my amusement park.
Security Guys: Uh... as you wish, Suzuki-sama. :-X
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Unknown guy: Welcome to ACME BodySuits. We offer bodies to replace old one for a reasonable Price.
                         These are our best selling models. Which one can I sell you?

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Ayumi: Conan, what do you mean when you say "We are going to just wing it this time?"
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Conan: I go fishing once. Once! And what do I catch?! A DEAD BODY!!
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Unknown guy: Welcome to ACME BodySuits. We offer bodies to replace old one for a reasonable Price.
                         These are our best selling models. Which one can I sell you?
"Unknown guy"???!!!???!!!, surely you recognize Inspector(then Police Detective) Sango Yokomizo?!
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ShinRan4ver wrote:
sstimson wrote: Image

Unknown guy: Welcome to ACME BodySuits. We offer bodies to replace old one for a reasonable Price.
                          These are our best selling models. Which one can I sell you?
"Unknown guy"???!!!???!!!, surely you recognize Inspector(then Police Detective) Sango Yokomizo?!
Aw but you miss the Joke. We can not say the above is moonlighting now can we?

Sh sh By the way. Please keep that quiet sh sh

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This is one of my favorite episodes, the first Ran Suspicion episode and some epic screenshots.
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Spoiler:
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Conan (thinking): Okay, let's see. This one's porn, this one's also porn, this one's porn as well. Porn, porn, porn, porn. Damn it Uncle Kogoro, do you ever buy a magazine that isn't porn? Jeez.
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Ran (thinking): Wha- What? Why is Conan looking through Dad's porn stash? Why? How do I deal with this?


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Conan: Oh god, this stupid game! Of all the people who have routes available, I always get paired with the gay dude!
Ran (thinking): Oh my god, Conan, let me play that game...


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Conan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THE SIGN OF THE FOUR" IS LAME?
Ran: I- I was just saying I didn't like it! I never-
Conan: HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT? JUST HOW? EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW!
Ran (thinking): Yet another thing he has in common with Shinichi... This is no longer within the realm of coincidence.


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Ran: Sonoko! Do we have an extra pair of swimming trunks?
Conan: Ra- Ran! You don't have to shout like that! The whole beach will know!
Ran: Oh, it's not a big deal, this happens to everyone.
Conan: Having someone announce that you lost your swimming trunks at sea doesn't happen to everyone, Ran.
Haibara (thinking): What has been seen... Can't be unseen... I was wrong to think that the apoptoxin shrunk everything...
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Agasa: Whack-a-doodle.
Haibara: Whack-a-doodle? You don't often swear?

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Yumi: okay you both are busted. Why I say you busted? It's April's fool.
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El Huesudo II wrote:

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Ran: Sonoko! Do we have an extra pair of swimming trunks?
Conan: Ra- Ran! You don't have to shout like that! The whole beach will know!
Ran: Oh, it's not a big deal, this happens to everyone.
Conan: Having someone announce that you lost your swimming trunks at sea doesn't happen to everyone, Ran.
Haibara (thinking): What has been seen... Can't be unseen... I was wrong to think that the apoptoxin shrunk everything...
HAIBARA! :P
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