The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[MistyReeyus]

Spoiler:

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Sera: Ran-chan, what are you doing?
Sonoko: She thinks that if she glares at Shinichi-kun's number long enough she'll get a call from it.
Ran: Shh! I've got to concentrate. I think it's working!
Sera: *thinking* And I thought Americans were crazy...

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Ran: *glares*
Conan: R-Ran-neechan, what are you doing?
Ran: If I glare at you long enough, maybe Shinichi will call me.
Conan: H-how does that make any sense?
Ran: Shh!
Conan: *thinking* I'd better call her as Shinichi before she starts stalking me.

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Ran: Hey, Conan, guess what? Shinichi called me last night!
Conan: *thinking* I had to. You were glaring at me all day yesterday.

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Guy: Hey, could you stop glaring at me like that?
Ran: I haven't glared at anything in weeks and Shinichi hasn't called me yet. I better start up again.
Conan: *thinking* Sorry, man, but you're on your own. At least she's not glaring at me anymore.

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Grandma: Young man, who are these two?
Guy: *thinking* I don't know; they followed me home, but if I tell Grandma that, she'll worry. *aloud* Uh, this is my...girlfriend! Yeah! *wraps arm around Ran's shoulder*
Ran: *thinking* Must...keep...glaring...
Conan: *thinking* Get your hand off of my girl, buster.

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Kogoro: Hey, what happened?! I'm nothing but a big floating head!! And the world is suddenly only yellow and blue!!
Ran: The animation team had some budget cuts...

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Conan: Wow, the animation budget must really be tight if they've resorted to using a child's crayon scribbles for the background.

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CSI Guy: Hey, what's with this? Kamen Yaiba's got better animation than we do!

[pikacutie25]

Going back to a slightly earlier one...

Spoiler:

Conan:  Um, Haibara? Help me, please...!
Haibara:  What did you do this time?
Conan:  Ran got suspicious again...she asked me what the "K" on my jacket stands for...AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND!!
Haibara:  Tell her it stands for "klutz." Because only an idiot would consciously wear a jacket with the first letter of their real name! ESPECIALLY when that letter is so uncommon!! What the hell were you thinking??
Conan:  ...um...it makes me look stylish?
Haibara:  ...you have some serious problems. And I don't think they're simply fashion-related.

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Agasa: A-Ai...what are you doing?
Haibara: I heard that things like this boosts the ratings like crazy. We're gonna be well animated tonight!
Agasa: I-I...think that you don't quite understand...

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Agasa: Who...the hell is driving the car in front of us?
Haibara: There's no one driving?!

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Kansuke: It's amusing how I'm supposed to be depicted as a villain here. I guess I'm just too awesome to be good

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Conan: Screw that law that says you can't be on the phone while driving, I'm on a skateboard!

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Agasa: Oh no! She's afraid! That must mean the BO is outside!
Haibara: *thinking* Damn it, damn it...I really need to use washroom but I can't with HIM here!

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Haibara: Mission accomplished, I've killed Agasa.
Conan: *on phone* ...Good. He was taking up way too much screentime.

possibly more tomorrow @_@

[Citan]

*After Yet Another Long-Winded Deduction Speech*
Conan : "So you see... That's how I figured out who the culprit was!"
Yumi : "WHY DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?!"

[sstimson]

Mind if I borrow this as a setup for mine?

*After Yet Another Long-Winded Deduction Speech*
Conan : "So you see... That's how I figured out who the culprit was!"
Yumi : "WHY DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?!"

Takagi: Yumi, you were right. X-Rays Show a high energy receiver hidden in his head near Conan's left ear.

[sonoci]

For later~ NOTE: THESE AREN'T CAPTIONED, I'M JUST HAVING THIS POST READY FOR LATER

Spoiler: 660

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Spoiler: 661

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[sstimson]

Thanks to setting these up. Perfect for related Captions

For later~ NOTE: THESE AREN'T CAPTIONED, I'M JUST HAVING THIS POST READY FOR LATER

Spoiler: 660

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Genta: Why are we not part of the club.
Ayumi : You do not have enough Hair, among other things. . .

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Yumi: Really, you think I need to join your club?

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Yumi: No Conan, you can not join.

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Yumi:Chiba, you need to leave. Mik, You are joining the club right?

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Yumi: Takagi, I talked to Satou. You are welcome to join if you want too.

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Satou: All people who are coming to the club meeting, in to the car.

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Shadow: I think it better if I get out. It looks like quite a few member will be getting in.

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Yumi: Well Satou, you did ask for your car to be the poster car for the club right?

Spoiler: 661

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Ad Guy: Wow! Even the RIDER is helping get club members.

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Kogorou: Come on Ran. You said I could not join the club, or I would get a Big head. Well since I
                got a big head, can I join now?

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Conan: If he join the club can I?

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Ran: Dad, You do know Mom is a club member right?

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Korogou: Yes, I get to join the CLUB.

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Ran: Miss, please take my parent to the Club's initiation.

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Ran: Conan, if you really want in to the club, you can join, but please think about first.

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Ran: It just the club might not be to your liking.

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Sonoko: Ran, ready for the club meeting?
Ran: Sonoko, you do realize that Conan, Takagi, and my Dad will be there?
Sonoko: Yes since they did insist, they are to be members. Is that okay with you?
Ran: I guess it is for the Best.

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Sonoko: Have the males had their shots?
Eri: Yes, they have, and they have signed lifetime memberships.
Sonoko; I that case I call the FEMALE PROTECT YOUR BEAUTY CLUB to order.
Sonoko: Let me explain to our new male members that you are soon to be FULL FEMALE members.
Sonoko: You see male to be female members that this club is for keeping our female beauty.
Sonoko:  And of course to do that, you must be female.
Conan (thinking): What have I gotten my self in to now?

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Ran: Conan, you are going to look great in that Blue jumper of Haibara's

[ShinRan4ver]

Can't wait for Sonoci's captions

In the mean time, here is 10 screenshots from episode 3(yeah we are going old school again).

Spoiler: Episode 3

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LMAO

[Citan]

I don't normally do bulk captions, but these ones got my creative juices flowing.

Spoiler: Episode 3

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Conan : "Those stupid animators *ungh* are going to *huff* pay for this!"

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Conan : "You know... I never believed you could actually die of boredom, but if this keeps up I think I'm going to..."

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Genta : "what do you mean Superman's better than Yaiba? do you want me to smack you one?!"
Mitsuhiko : "No! please! All I meant was..."
Ayumi : "You guys! Stop it! You're supposed to be friends! Besides, everoyne knows Yaiba's the best!"
Conan : *slinking away* "Those have got to be the most annoying kids ever... Oh well! I'm sure I'll NEVER see them again!"

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Ayumi : "Nothing makes you new friends like stalking!"

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Mouri : "Oh my god! there's a dead person in the home of my new acquaintance!"
Conan : "Why do I get the feeling this going to happen alot?"
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Conan : "I get the feeling this is going to be common as well."

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Ran : "Are you kids ok?"
Ayumi : "Uh huh..."
Conan : *thinking* "Wow.. Mitsuhiko's stunt double looks nothing like him!"

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Megure : "A murder involving Okino Yoko? That can only mean..."
Kogoro : "Hello Inspector!"
Megure : "Aw Crap!"

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Ayumi : "Wow... Conan-kun looks so professional. I bet he's looking for some vital clue to a big case!"
Conan : "Let's see... Ran's contact has to be around here somewhere..."

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Megure : "Finally! Mouri Kogoro is all mine!"
Kogoro : *Drowsily* "Inspector? ...What's with the rape face?"
Kogoro : "..."
Kogoro: "Oh... Please be gentle..."

[sonoci]

Spoiler: 660

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In the future, after the ending of DC, the DB are older and are all APTX'd.
They now understand why Conan was always wearing the same bored expression.

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Gosho: Okay, so you can have a love interest - but I need to know...got any childhood friends?
Yumi: .....................................f*** no, I know where this is going and I think I'll have better luck just going out and dating.

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Yumi: First Takagi and Miwako, then Shiratori, and now Chiba? That's it, Cupid, you're coming with me!
Conan: Wh-What? o_o;

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Yumi: We're on a crime scene, you two, behave!
Chiba: Y-Yumi? ...What's up with you...?
Yumi: I'm just very serious about my work, okay?

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Takagi: Yumi was the first ever Takagi x Sato shipper, so she's starting up an official fanclub!
Yumi: *thinking* That's what you think. Bwahahahahah!

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While Sato was wondering what all the fuss was about, Yumi cackled in the shadows as she knew that shipping had become serious enough business to have its own division in the police force.

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Yumi: Hah! What are you doing? I can still see your face!
Shadow person: N-No you can't...

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Sato: WHAT IN ALL OF THE CITY IS THIS?
Yumi: Sorry, Miwako. I had a feeling you wouldn't like that sticker but it was for a case-
Sato: What are you talking about? I love this show! I'm upset about the fact that a sticker looks better than our actual animation! What the hell!?

Spoiler: 661

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Kogoro: I'MMA NOT DRUNK, WHATCHU TALKIN' 'BOUT WOMANNN?
Ran: I...never asked if you were drunk.
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phone: *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Sonoko: I get the impression he might have been drunk.
Ran: Hm. Maybe.
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Ran: What do you think Conan?
Conan: I never thought I'd say this, but - I agree with Sonoko.

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Ran: Hey, Conan. This case looks easy and non-life threatening to anyone. Let's try to solve it, you and me!
Conan: *thinking* ...Oh...lord. This may be worse than the DB...
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Ran: Hm, so you say you're not my father?
Fake!Kogoro: Actually...you said that.
Conan: *thinking* This is going to be the longest day of my life.
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Fake!Kogoro: H-Heheh... Sorry, I was just talking things over with...my daughter here.
Ran: Yes...we spoke at length.
Conan: *thinking* Great. A third person in this troop. Could this get any worse?
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Ran: Hey, hey Conan.
Conan: Yeah?
Ran: I'm beginning to think the culprit is Yaiba!
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Ran: I heard he nearly killed two forensics officers!
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Ran: Doesn't that sound suspicious?
Conan: ........................ *thinking* It just...got...worse.
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Conan: You know, I'd almost rather have Kogoro here. At least I'm used to him being an idiot. ...I wonder what he's doing?
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Kogoro: So then I said, "The culprit is...YAIBA!"
Guy: Haha! You're a riot!

[mihai]

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Miwako: What have you done to my car? Now it looks like Chiba's fetish!
Yumi:      But it's cute!!!

[Jecka]

Spoiler: 660

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In the future, after the ending of DC, the DB are older and are all APTX'd.
They now understand why Conan was always wearing the same bored expression.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6601.png[/img]
Gosho: Okay, so you can have a love interest - but I need to know...got any childhood friends?
Yumi: .....................................f*** no, I know where this is going and I think I'll have better luck just going out and dating.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6602.png[/img]
Yumi: First Takagi and Miwako, then Shiratori, and now Chiba? That's it, Cupid, you're coming with me!
Conan: Wh-What? o_o;

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6603.png[/img]
Yumi: We're on a crime scene, you two, behave!
Chiba: Y-Yumi? ...What's up with you...?
Yumi: I'm just very serious about my work, okay?

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6604.png[/img]
Takagi: Yumi was the first ever Takagi x Sato shipper, so she's starting up an official fanclub!
Yumi: *thinking* That's what you think. Bwahahahahah!

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6605.png[/img]
While Sato was wondering what all the fuss was about, Yumi cackled in the shadows as she knew that shipping had become serious enough business to have its own division in the police force.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6606.png[/img]
Yumi: Hah! What are you doing? I can still see your face!
Shadow person: N-No you can't...

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6607.png[/img]
Sato: WHAT IN ALL OF THE CITY IS THIS?
Yumi: Sorry, Miwako. I had a feeling you wouldn't like that sticker but it was for a case-
Sato: What are you talking about? I love this show! I'm upset about the fact that a sticker looks better than our actual animation! What the hell!?

Spoiler: 661

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Kogoro: I'MMA NOT DRUNK, WHATCHU TALKIN' 'BOUT WOMANNN?
Ran: I...never asked if you were drunk.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6611.png[/img]
phone: *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Sonoko: I get the impression he might have been drunk.
Ran: Hm. Maybe.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6612.png[/img]
Ran: What do you think Conan?
Conan: I never thought I'd say this, but - I agree with Sonoko.

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6613.png[/img]
Ran: Hey, Conan. This case looks easy and non-life threatening to anyone. Let's try to solve it, you and me!
Conan: *thinking* ...Oh...lord. This may be worse than the DB...
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6614.png[/img]
Ran: Hm, so you say you're not my father?
Fake!Kogoro: Actually...you said that.
Conan: *thinking* This is going to be the longest day of my life.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6615.png[/img]
Fake!Kogoro: H-Heheh... Sorry, I was just talking things over with...my daughter here.
Ran: Yes...we spoke at length.
Conan: *thinking* Great. A third person in this troop. Could this get any worse?
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6617.png[/img]
Ran: Hey, hey Conan.
Conan: Yeah?
Ran: I'm beginning to think the culprit is Yaiba!
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... /66100.png[/img]
Ran: I heard he nearly killed two forensics officers!
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6618.png[/img]
Ran: Doesn't that sound suspicious?
Conan: ........................ *thinking* It just...got...worse.
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6619.png[/img]
Conan: You know, I'd almost rather have Kogoro here. At least I'm used to him being an idiot. ...I wonder what he's doing?
[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/6616.png[/img]
Kogoro: So then I said, "The culprit is...YAIBA!"
Guy: Haha! You're a riot!

XD sonoci these are awesome!

[sstimson]

Yumi: Tagaki, Satou want me to let you know that the key you gave to her, she gave to me.
Tagaki: Is that where my car keys are?
Yumi: No, these keys are for you and her a matter of the heart.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler: Episode 8

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[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh5 ... 3/0081.png[/img]

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[Jecka]

Spoiler: movie 10