The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[ShinRan4ver]

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[Supernatural Delight]

Kogoro: Ran, are you using your magical unicorn powers to make that scary teapot appear?
Ran: No.

[yamiangie]

Conan: Gezz doesn't Genta know you hold those things with two hands

[sstimson]

After one too many visits to see "Dumbo, the flying Elephant", Ran started to see PINK ELEPHANTS everywhere.

[mihai]

here I go

Spoiler:

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Haibara *offscreen*: So Kudou-kun, is is this what they call love at first sight?
Conan *offscreen*  : Wh-What? Even if you want to blackmail me with that picture, Ran will not believe you!

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Vermouth: So what do you think, Cool-kid, my hat is cooler than you so I'm the winner!
Conan     : You're naive, mine is way cooler. I'm the winner!

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Haibara: To think you really said that, you have no fashion sense Kudou.
Conan:   Shut up, it's not my fault. *thinking*And I heard there's a 48 years old man drawing me anyway, it's like having Agasa design my clothes.
Ayumi:  Conan-kun, what is that funny thing on your head?
Conan: .......

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Genta: Look Conan, this snowman looks just like you..
Ayumi: ..but without the glasses.
Conan: You..., he has only a bucket on his head...
Haibara*offscreen*: Huh? I don't think they mentioned a head or a bucket, you know
Conan: ......
Vermouth*offscreen*: So you do agree with me that my hat is way cooler .
Conan: ............you're just lucky the mangaka is almost as old as you are, oba-san !
Vermouth: What, you want to say that I am old?            / Conan: *looks around to see everyone left already*

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Haibara: *thinking* Oh god...without Kudo here, I'm beginning to understand what he meant by having constant headaches. ...At least with him here there was a distraction from all of this chaos.
Ayumi: Hey! Ai! Look, we started a fire in the classroom!
Haibara: *thinking* Kudo, I'm sorry but I think I'm going to have to APTX you again.

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Kir: Wha-? Hey, wait. Weren't we just in a crowd of people?
Conan: Just role with it. Budget cuts.

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Conan didn't want to start on the series posed to Kogoro...he made a smart decision. The producers wanted to make it kid friendly, though, so when Conan didn't come on the team, they made the quirky cute member a flying teapot.
This actually made Kogoro less violent, as punches would break the thing.

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Conan: Ha, I really am a Cool Guy...in a cool environment!
Haibara: *facepalm*

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Conan: Hey, Haibara, do you think I could wear my bowtie with this outfit?
Haibara: Why are you asking me this?
Conan: You're the fashionable one, right?
Haibara: ...Do you want to join Yamamura in this snowman? Because I could easily arrange for that.

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Frosty the Snowman: DB Edition!
...Be afraid, very afraid. ...Look, even Frosty is afraid.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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[sonoci]

@mihai: Your avatar xDDD

Spoiler:

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Shinichi: Beeboobeep, I am a robot. Can't have a bath or my circuits will fry.
Yukiko: Hold up there. I'm not letting you run off again.
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Yukiko: If you really want to be a robot, here: I'll put a tracking chip in your brain.
Shinichi: AH! Is this legal!?

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Ran: Yayy! Shinichi, the sun is so pretty!
Shinichi: A-And it will be...the last thing I'll see...i-if you don't let go... x_X

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Final twist revealed! CONAN is ANOKATA!

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Conan: *sigh* You know, I used to miss not being able to have kiddie meals, but now that I'm forced to, they've lost their appeal.

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Conan: *thinking* Hmmm, I need to make a deduction but all of them are too smart to tranquilize... Not to mention, even if one of them weren't, the other two would find me out. ...Crap, this is going to be difficult.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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[Jecka]

Spoiler: Conan becomes annoying

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Conan: "And the elephant is the only mammal that can't jump."*
Jodie: It's amazing, you really do know-
Conan: A lot? ^_^ Thanks.
Jodie: I was going to say, 'You know a lot of useless facts', But keep believing what you want.

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Conan: "Eucalyptus leaves are poisonous to koalas. Their livers deactivate the toxic components."*
Eisuke: Eh?

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Conan: Did you know you can train seals to balance things? I saw it at the circus
Ai: Seriously, what is up with you and these stupid animal facts?
Conan: I've been watching Animal Planet a lot recently. I got into animals, and they're not stupid; they're interesting.
Ai: No. They're annoying, so knock it off. 
....
Conan: "Mountain goats aren't really goats. They are antelopes." (snapple real fact #773)
Ai: Really? ...Oh darn it!
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Conan: Got her.



* Disclamer: I don't really know if you can actually learn this stuff on Animal Planet. I just remember reading these facts somewhere.

And Just one more: "It takes an interaction of 72 muscles to produce human speech." (Snapple RF #821)

[sstimson]

The below Quote is mosty Jecka.
[quote="Jecka"][/quote]
But I looked at the Picture and saw Conan balancing a ball on his head - JUST like a seal,
and thus wanted to change Haibara reply to Conan's statement noting this fact.

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Conan: Did you know you can train seals to balance things? I saw it at the circus
Ai: Seriously, what is up with you and these stupid animal facts?
Conan: I've been watching Animal Planet a lot recently. I got into animals, and they're not stupid; they're interesting.
Ai: Really, and here I thought you were getting touch with your inter seal.

[Shinhoi]

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Conan feels that the glasses disguise is too mild and so...

Conan: Nee,nee, look at my new disguise! Ive got a new hairstyle now and NOBODY can regonise me! YAY~

Haibara:Seriously, I have been wondering for sometime now...what kind of gel do you actually use?! I mean, in the hot springs, after your bath, after you took out your wig when you were trying to be me, your hairstyle NEVER CHANGES. at least mine changed in colour.

[Borealis]

@sonoci: thank you, you got some great as well
lightsaber as murder weapon^_^
AA prosecutor?
Poor Haibara
RobCon? :O

Well, here some captions

Spoiler:

Megure: Conan, how do you know all this?
Conan: Assassin's Guild.

Megure: But don't you have to prove that you can kill someone?
Conan: I did. With this thumb.
(cookies to everyone who got both references^_^)


Kir: Wait, weren't we just somewhere else?
Conan: OMG Portkey!


Conan: I'm to sexy for my hat
Vermouth: Boy, get that thing off, even Borealis' policebowler and that silly cowboyhat have more style!


Culprit: Teapot, I choose you!
Ran: OMG! wt..
Kogoro: Wasn't there a Digimon like that?


Driver: And all that just because I said something against the Spice Girls T_T


Car driver: What is that guy on the bike doing?!
Truck driver: Is that a riffle?! I haven't seen anything


Eisuke: Wait, what do you mean she is my genetically modified clone from the future?
Kir: Could you stop stabbing me already?

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Conan: Did you know that when I put my finger up like this, cute little "Listen to my lesson" music plays?
Jodie: ...I don't hear anything...
Conan: Well then, you're not in the audience.

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Kir: I'm beginning to think I should have put the gun in the bag before I got on the motorcycle.

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Gin is now out of style with the BO: they all have motorcycles.

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Conan: Aha, so she really was awake.
Eisuke: Wait, wha-? Hold on! You were here the whole time?
Conan: Yep.
Eisuke: ...Even just now?
Conan: Most especially.
Eisuke: And with what you just said, you only just reaffirmed that my sister was alive?
Conan: Yeah, that's the case. I had a suspicion though.
Eisuke: So, your suspicion could have been wrong...and you would have just let me kill her?
Conan: ...
Eisuke: ...
Conan: Well, it was half that I wanted to see if she was awake, and half curious what a murder with scissors would look like.

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Haibara: Why do you feel the need to do that?
Conan: It helps me think!
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Haibara: What could you possibly be thinking about right now? We're just walking down the sidewalk.
Conan: *thinking* Damn, leave it to Haibara to poke a hole in my excuse. Clever, very clever.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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