The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Citan]

Actually, I have a revision to make Aokochan. Hope you don't mind.

Ran: when I marry Shinichi, we'll see each other very often!
Yukiko: Yes! We'll be best friends! ^^
Ran: shopping!!
Yukiko: Sleep-over! Parties!
Ran: Looking at handsome boys!
Yukiko: And when I'm old, I will come to live with you two, because I won't be able to fend for myself(and Yuusaku might be already dead...) ^_^
Shinichi: Have my mom live with us? I'd sooner go through grade school again.

[Callid]

Actually, I have a revision to make Aokochan. Hope you don't mind.

Ran: when I marry Shinichi, we'll see each other very often!
Yukiko: Yes! We'll be best friends! ^^
Ran: shopping!!
Yukiko: Sleep-over! Parties!
Ran: Looking at handsome boys!
Yukiko: And when I'm old, I will come to live with you two, because I won't be able to fend for myself(and Yuusaku might be already dead...) ^_^
Shinichi: Have my mom live with us? I'd sooner go through grade school again.

That... is awesome

[sonoci]

*claps for Citan*

Spoiler:

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Sonoko: Whoo~ Yeah! You guys are so cute together!
Heiji: Wha-Who does she think she is, talkin' to us like that?
Kazuha: I'm pretty sure she's talking to someone else.
Shinichi: Sonoko, I swear to God I'll run you ov-
Ran: I CAN'T SKI
Shinichi: WAH
Sonoko: Hah, looks like you were run over!
Heiji: Kazuha, let's get out of here...and never interact with those people.
Kazuha: Agreed.

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When Heiji's mother, longtime DC reader, heard that Yuusaku was really ScarAkai, she thought it was a wonderful twist.
Meanwhile, Chek beat Gosho with a club.

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Ran: Let's dress up Shinichi in a panda suit!
Yukiko: Oh, that's adorable! *gasp* What about a kitty suit too?
Ran: Aw <3 Oooh, ooh, I know! Let's dress him like Kaito Kid!
Shinichi: Where's a dead body when you need one.

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Heiji and Shinichi had a bit of a glimpse of the future: Heiji solving cases as usual, and Shinichi solving them over the phone.

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Ran: Hey, look at those two. They look friendly.
Shinichi: What? Where?
Ran: Behind you.
Shinichi: ...oh god, oh god.
Ran: What?
Shinichi: I...can't move! Agh! What is this?
Gosho: Heheheh.

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Heiji: Hey Kudo, I was wondering. There's a case that I solved but I don't really have the time to go reveal the culprit. Wanna phone the police officers and deduce over the phone? ...You're so good at it.
Conan: At least the police trust me enough to believe me over the phone.
Heiji: ...*sob*
Conan: Hah. West 0 East 1.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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[Citan]

Conan : "One day you're the savior of the police force, and the next you're a first grader helping some idiot find his lost cat. When I figure out who Anokata is, there's going to be hell to pay."
Ayumi : "What's he talking about?"
Mitsuhiko : "You got me..."
Genta : "I'm hungry!"
Haibara : *Whistles Innocently*

[Memesu]

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When Heiji's mother, longtime DC reader, heard that Yuusaku was really ScarAkai, she thought it was a wonderful twist.
Meanwhile, Chek beat Gosho with a club.

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

Jodie: Vermouth, what did I say about running off?
"Araide": Wh-What are you talking about?


Conan: Oh lord.
Ayumi: Is something wrong?
Genta: Is there a spider or something?
Conan: No.
Mitsuhiko: What is it?
Conan: Uh--dirt. This guy's...dirt.
Haibara: ...In a sense, he's not lying, is he?
Man: Damn it, he found my stash of magazines. @-@


Megure: *from the other end of the phone* TAKAGI. IS SHE PREGNANT?

Takagi: NOT A GOOD TIME.
Megure: When is a good time?
Takagi: WHEN I CALL YOU.

Satou: *to Kogoro only* To be honest with you, I am. I just don't think it'd be a good idea to let Megure in on it. It's almost like he wants to adopt it...but in a grandfather sort of way.
Kogoro: I know what you mean. You should have been there the time he "replaced" Ran's babysitter when she was just a baby. I had to join his division and bring her around just to shut him up.


Yumi: BOURBON
Satou: What?
Yumi: MIWAKO IS BOURBON
Satou: ... ._.?

EDIT:

Spoiler: A couple I missed before

Sonoko and Ran were practicing their singing one day
Unfortunately for Kazuha, it was a duet :<


Ran: Agh! Okay, I admit it, it was me! I'm the culprit!
Conan: Wh-What? No you're not-
Ran: Yes, I am! Those photos of Shinichi they found...I took them!
Conan: ...Ph-Photos...?

[Citan]

Armed with three bodyguards and a midget, Ran decided to make a plea directly to Gosho.

Ran : "I WANT MY BOYFRIEND BACK!!"

Gosho's response was to replace Shinichi's return arc with more side-stories. Ran vowed revenge.

[angelranchan]

Spoiler:

Ran's unicorn transformation
*can't get the creditless ending 2*

sonoci's siggy! <3

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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LOL

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Megure Avatar LMAO

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[Borealis]

Phone: KISS HER ALREADY!!

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Ran: Conan! What have I told you about going into deduction mode!? You know about my problem!
Conan: Wh-What? But I didn't say anything-
Ran: You were thinking it, though! That's even worse! People won't be distracted by your voice and then will notice me staring!
Ayumi: Come to think of it, didn't Ran say earlier that Conan has a "fine ass"?
Sonoko: Yeah...but dear lord, I thought she was just joking around.

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Megure was trying to imitate the beginning nightmare of Justice for All but he forgot his gavel.

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Heiji: Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyanyaaaah~
Conan: ...Honestly, how is it the guy that's stuck in a kid's body is more like an adult than the actual adult?

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All: *thinking* I wonder if I left the oven on...

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Kazuha: Haha! We're getting married, Heiji!
Heiji: WHAT?
Kazuha: That's right! I bargained with your father! I own you! Mwuahahaha!
Heiji: What is this blasphemy!?

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Heiji and Conan - lookin' smart.
Jodie - lookin' suspicious
Ah, the good ol' days.

[angelranchan]

Heiji : so the button to change your facemood is here at your forehead!

[sstimson]

Citan, I am adding to your edit. Kinda of a before and after.

Shinichi learned the hard way, be careful what you say or think.

Actually, I have a revision to make Aokochan. Hope you don't mind.

Ran: when I marry Shinichi, we'll see each other very often!
Yukiko: Yes! We'll be best friends! ^^
Ran: shopping!!
Yukiko: Sleep-over! Parties!
Ran: Looking at handsome boys!
Yukiko: And when I'm old, I will come to live with you two, because I won't be able to fend for myself(and Yuusaku might be already dead...) ^_^
Shinichi: Have my mom live with us? I'd sooner go through grade school again.

The Above was a year ago and now Shinichi wish he had never thought that



The Above was six months ago and he was the talk of the school. E. F. Hutton even borrowed that scene for their commercial.
Here is the HF Hutton commercial



Ran: Shinichi, I thinking about retirement and have no idea how to start
Shinichi: Well my Broker is EF Hutton and they say . . .

(cue above picture)

Yep, before was great then the Date and APTX and now we are here . . .




I wish I had never thought that. Here I am back in grade school again, and I still have not married Ran. Maybe having mom
live with us will not be that bad.

[Aokochan]

Actually, I have a revision to make Aokochan. Hope you don't mind.

Ran: when I marry Shinichi, we'll see each other very often!
Yukiko: Yes! We'll be best friends! ^^
Ran: shopping!!
Yukiko: Sleep-over! Parties!
Ran: Looking at handsome boys!
Yukiko: And when I'm old, I will come to live with you two, because I won't be able to fend for myself(and Yuusaku might be already dead...) ^_^
Shinichi: Have my mom live with us? I'd sooner go through grade school again.

Awesome citan! You made it much better!!