The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Supernatural Delight wrote:
Also CatBru I thought Perry's theme song went do-bee doo-bee doo bah. Alright I cheated & looked at the box of my Phineas & Ferb macaroni & cheese but now I have the song stuck in my head.
So did I, but that was the only thing I could get from that xD And now I do as well.

(And I love those macaroni and cheeses! I ate my last box the other day and turned to my roommate and said 'AGENT P HAS SAVED ME FROM STARVATION!')
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Ran: I need to work on that magic trick.
Ran: I am suppose to pull a rabbit out of a hat
Ran Instead I pull out a Conan and the hat vanishes!
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Citan wrote:
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Conan : "So what did we learn today?"
Shiratori : "Never try to upstage the main character."
Conan : "Very good!"
Shiratori : "So... I can go now?"
Conan : "Sure. Just one last thing though. If you ever try to take over my show again... I'll make sure Kobayashi is next week's victim. Got it?"
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "Don't let the plot hit you on the ass on the way out."
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Conan : "Ok KID. Time to give up."
Shiratori : "You are mistaken. I am not KID."
Conan : "Oh, yes you are and I can prove it."
Shiratori : "Okay, if I was KID, how would you prove it?"
Conan : "By having Kobayashi kiss you after she has eaten sushi."
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "The Police are waiting outside."
LOL XDDD This sure is funny XD
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Oh sure. You quote HIS caption. All he did was rip off half the dialog from mine. Is my sense of humor that lame that people have to rewrite my stuff?
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Where did you learn to count? Only three lines are yours because I figured they were fine as is. I did use your speech setup. All the rest is completely different. I might have "rip offed" maybe a third but that is too high. Of the nine lines only three got copied because they fit and needed no change. And also note I quoted you as well. So you can see the differences I underlined my above.

And to further make my point this:

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Conan : Mitsuhiko, You must help me help Haibara She having problems in math.
Mitsuhiko: What kind of problems is she having?
Conan: She seems to believe that half of nine is three.
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You know what? Fine. I was a little miffed you got quoted for a caption 'inspired' by mine. I also freely admit that "ripped off" was probably too harsh of terminology. It is a different joke, and you only used a third of my lines and not half. Pardon me for over-reacting. I just hardly ever get responses to my work and when you posted your own caption of the same picture immediately after I posted mine, and it had lines from my caption, and THEN it got quoted instead of mine, yeah. I was annoyed. Wasn't your fault though. You did nothing wrong. I'm sorry.

Oh, and your caption about my math-fail did make me chuckle.
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Sorry about taking so long in replying. Needed to find the right picture

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Sonoko: Ran. I was out of line and I should never have done that.
Ran: Yes. well Sonoko I forgive you. I too might have overacted. I forgot you like to tease.
Sonoko: friends?
Ran: FRIENDS!
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Ha! Nice CatBru! I'm saving a box of the macaroni & cheese because apparently there was a Danny Phantom soup or something & I felt so bad for not buying & saving that just to say I have it. I have this odd obsession with Perry & I like to collect anything with him on it. So far I have 4 Perry plushies & 1 Perry whoopie cushion. I have a box of macaroni & chesse. I also have three Perry shirts. Oh! I have a Christmas tree decoration from the Phineas & Ferb movie with Perry & Perry the Platyborg. Yeah I have so much stuff I lost count.

To stay on topic I'm going to do a caption but it's probably going to be lame.

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Sonoko: Oh Ran, those hearts make you look extra unicorny!
Ran: Is that even a word?
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Spoiler: season 1 caps
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I know what I want to do! I will become an electric pokemon trainer!!

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Dammit Kid. Because of him, I'm trapped in this hat.
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Ran: I need to work on that magic trick.
Ran: I am suppose to pull a rabbit out of a hat
Ran Instead I pull out a Conan and the hat vanishes!
[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0090.png[/img]
Sango: Yay!! A dead body! Now I can see how you work.
Kogoro: Dude, are you ok?
Conan: This day just keeps getting worse
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Jecka wrote:
Spoiler: season 1 caps
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I know what I want to do! I will become an electric pokemon trainer!!
hahahaha!
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Sango: So I says to the guy, I says, "You ain't got nutin' on me."
*Laugh, laugh*
Conan: So you were naked?
:P ???

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Ran: Are you ready for this Shinichi? I'm going to walk through this door and kill you.
Shinichi: R-Ran, w-wait a minute! I can explain! ...And you can't come in, I'm in the bathroom for a reason.

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Megure: Thanks Kudo, for all you've done. And sorry for thinking you were just a stupid kid.
Conan:*Thinking* Yeah, yeah. Now where's my money?
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@ShinRan4ver: Gonna bring it up since I think it's unintentional - you seem to be posting a few pictures twice. I would watch to make sure that doesn't happen since it can be a bit confusing :X
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When Ran makes a deduction, the "flash of inspiration" is quite strong.

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0091.png[/img]
Conan: ...I don't believe this. Trapped by a balloon.
Balloon: You should believe it. You'll always be my slave. I'll always be watching. AHAHAHAHAH
Conan: -A-

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Yokomizo: Ah, Mouri! It's great to have you here! This murder will surely be solved with you here!
Kogoro: Uh, actually...he had a heart attack after foaming from the mouth.
Conan: Don't you look over here, old man. I had no idea he'd react to my cuteness in such a way.

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Conan: *thinking* Hah! I don't know why I don't knock out the old man like this more! It's so satisfying!
Ran: Conan! Did you just kick my dad in the head?
Conan: *thinking* ...Oh yeah. I get in **** for it.

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0094.png[/img]
Kogoro: You know what? If the brat bugs me, I could just place him right on back outside!
Conan: You might not have to go to the trouble. I'm having my doubts on going on this trip if it means spending a few hours with you. I might climb out myself.

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0101.png[/img]
Ran: You do realize this is a screen door, right?
Conan: It is?
Ran: Yeah...Shinichi.
Conan: .........................................Who puts a screen door on a bathroom? That's just wrong.

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Megure: Sorry to trouble you guys.
Conan: ...No, really. It's...no problem.
Ayumi: Yeah. ...Just another day at the office.
Genta: Pah, what a rip off.
Mitsuhiko: Yeah, I thought we had an actual case on our hands but he really just wanted us to help his wife clean. Well, Genta wasn't much help with his size.
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Korogou: Even though this is the Orient Express, and I have been called a murder magnet,
Korogou: I want to ensure the Police there will be no murders on this trip.
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Conan liked what he saw in the mirror
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CatBru wrote: A.Gent. PPPPPPPP!
No, but I like to see you have taste :D

Perhaps it will be clearer if I add to the caption?:
"When Conan was told to 'charge the culprit', they didn't think that he would take it literally"

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PikaPika...
(couldn't hold back)

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0090.png[/img]
Conan: Stop following me.
DEATH: SORRY.

[img width=600]http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u50 ... u/0101.png[/img]
Conan: Ran! How...?!
Ran: Did you forget that Unicorns can do anything?

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Woman in background to man: I know you were going to the Zoo every night and *bleep* with the Hippo-lady, I can accept that but did you have to *bleep bleep* in the monkey's *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*, that poor flamingo...
Minami? (overhearing) : Whoa! ... What was that with the turtle?
Conan: How can you guys still eat after hearing that?

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Mizuhiko: What did that guy say was was the weed he was burning?~
Genata: Canananabi or something~
Ayumi: Ahhhhhhhh~
*shot by grammar police*

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