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Conan : "So what did we learn today?"
Shiratori : "Never try to upstage the main character."
Conan : "Very good!"
Shiratori : "So... I can go now?"
Conan : "Sure. Just one last thing though. If you ever try to take over my show again... I'll make sure Kobayashi is next week's victim. Got it?"
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "Don't let the plot hit you on the ass on the way out."
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Citan wrote: Image
Conan : "Ok KID. Time to give up."
Shiratori : "You are mistakes. I am not KID."
Conan : "Oh, yes you are and I can prove it."
Shiratori : "Okay, if I was KID, how would you prove it?"
Conan : "By having Kobayashi kiss you after she has eaten sushi."
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "The Police are waiting outside."
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sstimson wrote:
Citan wrote: Image
Conan : "Ok KID. Time to give up."
Shiratori : "You are mistakes. I am not KID."
Conan : "Oh, yes you are and I can prove it."
Shiratori : "Okay, if I was KID, how would you prove it?"
Conan : "By having Kobayashi kiss you after she has eaten sushi."
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "The Police are waiting outside."
LOL XDDD This sure is funny XD
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CatBru wrote:
Borealis wrote: Conan: deedahdeedahdeedah
*cookies for everyone who gets the reference*
My gut reaction is to end this with 'Perryyyyyy'
Which one? ;)



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Citan wrote: Image

Conan : "So what did we learn today?"
Shiratori : "Never try to upstage the main character."
Conan : "Very good!"
Shiratori : "So... I can go now?"
Conan : "Sure. Just one last thing though. If you ever try to take over my show again... I'll make sure Kobayashi is next week's victim. Got it?"
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "Don't let the plot hit you on the ass on the way out."
redangelran wrote:
sstimson wrote:
Citan wrote: Image
Conan : "Ok KID. Time to give up."
Shiratori : "You are mistakes. I am not KID."
Conan : "Oh, yes you are and I can prove it."
Shiratori : "Okay, if I was KID, how would you prove it?"
Conan : "By having Kobayashi kiss you after she has eaten sushi."
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "The Police are waiting outside."
LOL XDDD This sure is funny XD
Oh sure. You quote HIS caption. All he did was rip off half the dialog from mine. Is my sense of humor that lame that people have to rewrite my stuff?
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Citan wrote:
Citan wrote: Image

Conan : "So what did we learn today?"
Shiratori : "Never try to upstage the main character."
Conan : "Very good!"
Shiratori : "So... I can go now?"
Conan : "Sure. Just one last thing though. If you ever try to take over my show again... I'll make sure Kobayashi is next week's victim. Got it?"
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "Don't let the plot hit you on the ass on the way out."
redangelran wrote:
sstimson wrote:
Citan wrote: Image
Conan : "Ok KID. Time to give up."
Shiratori : "You are mistakes. I am not KID."
Conan : "Oh, yes you are and I can prove it."
Shiratori : "Okay, if I was KID, how would you prove it?"
Conan : "By having Kobayashi kiss you after she has eaten sushi."
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "The Police are waiting outside."
LOL XDDD This sure is funny XD
Oh sure. You quote HIS caption. All he did was rip off half the dialog from mine. Is my sense of humor that lame that people have to rewrite my stuff?
*Pats Citan on the back* I know what you mean but he did come up with his own joke even if he did copy some parts.


I preferred yours. :)
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Mitsuhiko : "But... Conan... Are you sure?"
Conan : "Trust me on this. Girls like it when we ignore them. Every manga ever says so."
Haibara : "Kudo's giving out relationship advice? Well, I guess it'll be 600 episodes before Mitsuhiko confesses to me now."
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Borealis wrote:
CatBru wrote:
Borealis wrote: Conan: deedahdeedahdeedah
*cookies for everyone who gets the reference*
My gut reaction is to end this with 'Perryyyyyy'
Which one? ;)
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Citan wrote:
Spoiler:
Citan wrote: Image

Conan : "So what did we learn today?"
Shiratori : "Never try to upstage the main character."
Conan : "Very good!"
Shiratori : "So... I can go now?"
Conan : "Sure. Just one last thing though. If you ever try to take over my show again... I'll make sure Kobayashi is next week's victim. Got it?"
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "Don't let the plot hit you on the ass on the way out."
redangelran wrote:
sstimson wrote:
Citan wrote:
Spoiler:
Image
Conan : "Ok KID. Time to give up."
Shiratori : "You are mistaken. I am not KID."
Conan : "Oh, yes you are and I can prove it."
Shiratori : "Okay, if I was KID, how would you prove it?"
Conan : "By having Kobayashi kiss you after she has eaten sushi."
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "The Police are waiting outside."
LOL XDDD This sure is funny XD
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Oh sure. You quote HIS caption. All he did was rip off half the dialog from mine. Is my sense of humor that lame that people have to rewrite my stuff?
[/quote][/quote][/quote]

Where did you learn to count? Only three lines are yours because I figured they were fine as is. I did use your speech setup. All the rest is completely different. I might have "rip offed" maybe a third but that is too high. Of the nine lines only three got copied because they fit and needed no change. And also note I quoted you as well. So you can see the differences I underlined my above.

And to further make my point this:

Image

Conan : Mitsuhiko, You must help me help Haibara She having problems in math.
Mitsuhiko: What kind of problems is she having?
Conan: She seems to believe that half of nine is three.
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sstimson wrote:
Citan wrote:
Spoiler:
Citan wrote: Image

Conan : "So what did we learn today?"
Shiratori : "Never try to upstage the main character."
Conan : "Very good!"
Shiratori : "So... I can go now?"
Conan : "Sure. Just one last thing though. If you ever try to take over my show again... I'll make sure Kobayashi is next week's victim. Got it?"
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "Don't let the plot hit you on the ass on the way out."
redangelran wrote:
sstimson wrote:
Citan wrote:
Spoiler:
Image
Conan : "Ok KID. Time to give up."
Shiratori : "You are mistaken. I am not KID."
Conan : "Oh, yes you are and I can prove it."
Shiratori : "Okay, if I was KID, how would you prove it?"
Conan : "By having Kobayashi kiss you after she has eaten sushi."
Shiratori : "Sumiko?! You wouldn't?!"
Conan : "..."
Shiratori : "Of course you would. I think i'll just, uh... leave.
Conan : "The Police are waiting outside."
LOL XDDD This sure is funny XD
[/spoiler]

Oh sure. You quote HIS caption. All he did was rip off half the dialog from mine. Is my sense of humor that lame that people have to rewrite my stuff?
[/quote][/quote]

Where did you learn to count? Only three lines are yours because I figured they were fine as is. I did use your speech setup. All the rest is completely different. I might have "rip offed" maybe a third but that is too high. Of the nine lines only three got copied because they fit and needed no change. And also note I quoted you as well. So you can see the differences I underlined my above.

And to further make my point this:

Image

Conan : Mitsuhiko, You must help me help Haibara She having problems in math.
Mitsuhiko: What kind of problems is she having?
Conan: She seems to believe that half of nine is three.
[/quote]

Because making fun of him is the best way to handle this. :P
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I have to admit I like Citan's captions a lot.

Also CatBru I thought Perry's theme song went do-bee doo-bee doo bah. Alright I cheated & looked at the box of my Phineas & Ferb macaroni & cheese but now I have the song stuck in my head.

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Spoiler:
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Shinichi: D-Did I sneak into Ran's room and watch her sleep? Wh-What kind of sick mind would do that? No! ...She knew I was in the room.

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When Kaito took Shinichi's place for a day, he decided to mess with Ran's head.
You decide what it was he said  :-X

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Conan: Hah, did you really think you could trick me, Anokata?
Shirator: Wh...What?
Conan: *thinking* All right, he reacted quite normally. Check Shiratori off the list, next: Haibara.
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Conan: Hello Anokata.
Haibara: Wha--What are you on?
Conan: The car seat. Are you Anokata?
Haibara: ......No.
Conan: ...Damn it.

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The ultimate question: is that Satou or Kobayashi with contacts?
Spoiler:
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Mitsuhiko: Conan, wh-what's up?
Conan: ................... >:I
Haibara: I guess he's taking that comment I made about his height to heart.

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Takagi used Double Team!
Shiratori used Leer!

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Ran: Sonoko, you-
Sonoko: Ahahah! That's right! I painted your cup in the same way! Now Shinichi is sure to know your love for him is true!

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