The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[ShinRan4ver]

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[sonoci]

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Ran: Ahh~ I know that look. When you hide your eyes like that you're embarrassed!
Eri: No, honey, it's quite different than that.


Eri: My glasses are far better than Conan's.
Conan: Far? You just have one more connecting portion at the bridge of your nose.


Eri: *sigh* Even in the foreground, my daughter's out of focus.


Ran: Wait, what? You don't need me to help you with the computer?
Eri: No. What makes you think I would need help sweetie?
Ran: Uh...
*later*

Kogoro: Would you hurry up now and pass the phone back to Ran? I don't know how to open the internet.
Eri: Oh my god, I knew I married a moron, but-

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Ran was aiming to karate kick the soccerball.
Little did she know she was supposed to headbutt it.


Kogoro: Kid, what is wrong with you?
Ran: Yeah, you're acting a bit strange Conan.
Conan: *thinking* GinisaclientGinisaclientGinisaclientGinisaclientGinisaclientGinisaclientGinisaclientGinisaclientGinisaclient-


Ran: Why are you so opposed to me liking Shinichi anyway?
Kogoro: I just want my little girl's wedding day to be perfect...and by that I mean I don't want there to be a murder.


Kogoro: And then the culprit killed the victim with fishing wire, right?
Conan: Uh-huh. *thinking* Man, I thought it might be easier to solve cases with him aware that I'm doing all the work, but somehow it's even more annoying.


Conan: Uh, Ran?
Ran: What is it?
Conan: Why are you a cyclops?
Ran: Wha-
Conan: Your profile from that angle...your eye could only be like that if you're a cyclops. ...And I'm afraid to inform you, Shinichi doesn't like cyclopses. ...He told me so.

Spoiler:

Ran just dreamed of Shinichi.
You'll never know what it was about :X


Conan: WHY AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON HERE? HAIBARA, YOU HORRIBLE PERSON, LEAVING ME. ONLY WITH THESE...PEOPLE. COME BAAAAAAAACK


Eri: Ran, what are you doing?
Ran: What I always do when the police are stuck - call Shinichi for help.


Ran: See mom? He solved the whole case through text message!
Eri: That's nice Ran, but don't you think it's also a little insulting to the police force?
Conan: *thinking* I'd think it's more insulting that people believe your husband is smarter when he's asleep than when he's awake.

[ShinRan4ver]

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[Supernatural Delight]

The Detective Boys just found out that thanks to Genta eel is now an endangered species. At first Genta wasn't sure what it meant but when he heard he could never eat eel again, this was the result.

[sonoci]

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Conan had a nightmare where the animation quality was awful.
The forensics hats were strange, the victim appears to be sleeping, Ran is missing her right hip and Conan's face was derpy.
The only good point was being hugged by Ran. Score.

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Haibara: ... *thinking* Why is it when I see that magnifying glass I wonder if Kudo would look like his actual self if it was over him?

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Genta: I know! If we sell Japan, we can get a ton of money! We don't need treasure!
Ayumi: Did he really...just say that?
Mitsuhiko: Yeah... To think, he would abandon treasure-hunting!
Conan: -_-;

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Ayumi: Come on, Genta! Without Conan around, we have to do something!
Genta: But I can't!
Mitsuhiko: Don't be such a baby! Of course you can!
Genta: No, I mean I really can't! I need Conan to tell me what to do!

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The DB finally discovered how to make it rich: making their Meowth constantly use Pay Day.

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Behold - a lost painting by Leonardo da Vinci "A Criminal Silhouette in the Sunset"

[Partsu]

<3

[ShinRan4ver]

From EP542

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[sstimson]

I do not know if this would be a parody of you or not

Original

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The DB finally discovered how to make it rich: making their Meowth constantly use Pay Day.

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The Detective want to get rich quick. Then they heard of money being called Bread.
So they went Ayumi's House and started pouring out the bread.
Soon they had they were in over their heads in a pond of bread, but they did not feel rich.
And then came the bill

[Borealis]

After Kogoro found out about Ran's fetish:
Kogoro: So you got your hair like that around Conan because you get hor...
Ran: Watch your mouth, mister!

FINALLY! XD SOMEBODY SAYS IT!

Someone had to XD

Ran was aiming to karate kick the soccerball.
Little did she know she was supposed to headbutt it.


Ran: See mom? He solved the whole case through text message!
Eri: That's nice Ran, but don't you think it's also a little insulting to the police force?
Conan: *thinking* I'd think it's more insulting that people believe your husband is smarter when he's asleep than when he's awake.

Addition to first:
Ran: But if I headbutted it, it would deflate

second is pure winn


Conan: What are those guys doing here?!
Ran: Well, since there are always murders around you, Megure decided to have a forensic team tailing you.


Okiya: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends Make it last forever friendship never ends,If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
Gain: VODKA!
Vodka: Did you think Vermouth would be the only one to find out?

[sonoci]

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Okiya: Why are you so afraid of me? I just want a hug!
Haibara: LOLICON

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Genta: Why does that guy look so happy to see Conan?
Yokomizo: I-I'm not!
Ayumi: I think he iiiis~
Haibara: Heh, another addition to the harem.
Conan: *deadpan* Joyous day.

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Okiya: Heh, Black Organization. They may be ruthless killers, but it takes them years to actually do anything. In that time, I can make a plan, execute it, and even get a cup of tea.

[ShinRan4ver]

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[Supernatural Delight]

Ai: Conan. There is something I have to tell you.
Conan: What?
Ai: Your fly was down the entire trip.

[IHKF]

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Haibara: Mole..... Mole.....

Okiya: What?

Haibara: MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY! DX

[sonoci]

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Conan: ...You know, I honestly wonder why we count on Agasa for anything. I mean, he didn't even phone or anything to say he couldn't make it and what's more, he sends the guy he knows you're deathly afraid of.
Haibara: Not to mention I think that man is giving Ayumi advice on how to kidnap you.
Okiya: -and then you reel him in, got it?
Conan: That's just for the fishing-
Ayumi: All right! Now Ai won't get him for sure!
Conan: ...fishing really is the undoing of all mankind.


Conan: ...Okay, Haibara, if you want something you can just ask. You don't have to give me a shoulder rub while you're hesitating. Seriously.
Haibara: Your idiocy knows no bounds.


Okiya: What's the matter? I assure you, I'm harmless-
Haibara: Liar!
Okiya: ...All right then, I'm someone you should be completely and utterly afraid of because I will stalk you and kill you in your sleep.
Haibara: ...Reverse psychology!

One I made long ago 

[ShinRan4ver]

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