The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Sato]

The man: What do you think you doing?
Kogoro: oh errr, right, I couldn't help to dance. It's mad man dancing!

[Tsukuyo]

Spoiler:

EHHH!!! Conan and Haibara are getting married!!!???




Ayumi sending curses to Haibara

[ShinRan4ver]

More from 642-643 Karuta Cards
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[Aokochan]

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Some years ago Shinichi visited a fortune teller with Ran because she insisted a lot. When that woman showed him this magic mirror and told him that in some years these would be his best friends, he got angry and tried to get his money back.

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Kogoro: Whoo...I feel funny
Ran: Dad! Watch out for the balcony!
Conan: *thinking* Note to self: don't tranquilize him on balconies.

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Conan: What do you mean I always hide behind him? Look! I couldn't be behind him now even if I wanted to!

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Behold - the true Conan the Barbarian!

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Everyone: What the-?
Genta: The sky is falling!

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Conan: ...I'm beginning to think I shouldn't have used the tranquilizer in front of all of you.
Everyone then began to think about what this all meant

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Get your complimentary Detective Boys Clock today!
...though it doesn't really tell time that well without hands.
...In fact, every hour Haibara's voice says "Get a watch, you lazy bastards."

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Haibara was just trolled by Conan. She couldn't believe her eyes.
Or her ears.
Phone: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~

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Haibara: Hmph. Getting sick right before a case happens...leaving me to deal with everything. ...Well played, Kudo. Well played.

[ShinRan4ver]

More from Karuta Card/WolfCrier case

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[Jecka]

Spoiler:

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This hellish soccerball just ruined my dreams of becoming an astronaut.

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Haibara: Did you wash you hands?
DB: Yes'm
Haibara: Very good.

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Genta had a vision. In which he learned, he is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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Haibara as she realizes her plans to rule the world.

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Haibara surpasses Conan and becomes the one to wear the pants in the relationship.

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Conan:That's what you get when you try to get me into your childish games. See how I'm reading the newspaper? I'm a big boy.

[ShinRan4ver]

From Episode 532
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Could the Shape be less obivous?

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[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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The recap of the latest murder: death by soccerball.

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Haibara: Are you judging the word of Haibara?
DB: No, ma'am.

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The DBs are trying to imitate Haibara's meme worthy face from earlier in the case. So far, no luck

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In order to change things up a bit, Conan decided to cross-dress as Haibara for a case. So far he's feeling good about it.
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He also made sure to compliment himself as much as possible, out of spite.

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Conan: Wow, did you guys see this story? Deadly virus spreading across-*turns*
...................
...oh, I guess you know.

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Kogoro: HOW DO?

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Takagi and Chiba were auditioning for Shadowmen roles, but they forgot they had to shave their heads to get the part.

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After finally telling Ran about his predicament, Shinichi didn't know how to respond when Ran's first question was "Did that shrink too?"

[ShinRan4ver]

More from the Scarman/Whistleman case(532-535).

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This one is priceless.

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[Citan]

Detective Boys : "Come play with us, Kudo! For ever, and ever, and ever!"

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Ran: Thanks for the trolling lesson, Mr. Aoyama!
Conan: Wait, do you mean we're not having a bath together?
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Ran: Of course not. Heh, you have a lot to learn about trolling.
Conan: *thinking* Little does she know, other than pervert trolling, I'm already well-versed in trolldom.


...
Forgive me for this next one.
FORGIVE MEEEEEEE




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Woman: I'm actually a man down there.
Conan: Yikes. TMI, lad-ah.........TMI.

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Takagi: Gah! Why are you kids always around, anyway?
Mitsuhiko: We need adult supervision. You're adults.
Ayumi: What he really means is that we're all serious Takagi x Satou fans and we don't want to miss a minute of your interactions. Now hurry up and make out.

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Conan: See, Satou, you need to get close to Takagi like this.
Satou: What? What do you mean?
Takagi: I like the way this is going--Here, I'll show you Satou <3

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Shiratori: For doing such a good job helping out, we'll reward you with an ice cream Conan.
Conan: Oh. My. God.

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Takagi: *thinking* All right... Tie: check. Hair: check. Making sure some nosy little kids aren't following me-
Ayumi: What are you doing Takagi?
Mitsuhiko: Not looking at the road, that's what.
Genta: Such a bad driver.
Takagi: *thinking* ...uncheck.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

The Rest from Scarman/Whistleman

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[Sato]

Let's play peek a boo. Guess who? The Titans of shadow!

[sstimson]

For the Takagi & Sato shippers

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YEA! Takagi finally popped the question and she said Yes!