The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Ran: Don't you DARE put that in there!!

Kogorou: Must...Complete...Sundae

Conan: The whole cafe is watching us. You two DO realize we live just upstairs right?
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Ran: "Father! How DARE you try to steal a Unicorn's strawberry!"
Kogorou: "Not again... RAN! You're... NOT... a Unicorn!"
Conan: "I didn't think Ran was naive enough to actually believe all those Unicorn jokes... Then again, this IS the girl who throws a fit if you even whisper the word "Ghost" in her presence."
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This is what happens when you have the song Lucy in the Sky stuck in your head while thinking about Haibara.

I really wanted to point this out, Agasa's shoulder is transparent. I wasn't able to think of a caption using that though. Oh & Loud, yes you may have a cookie.
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Ran : "Stupid Phone! I demand you let me talk to Shinichi right now or face the CONSEQUENCES!"
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Once Shinichi died and went to his own personal heaven, even Death couldn't decide what his spirit ought to look like.

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Conan: *just finished explaining basically Apollo's life story*
Apollo: ...Man, when mom said foreigners are weird she wasn't kidding.

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Woman: Wow, for a supposed professional, I missed that by a long shot.

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Conan: Crap, I lost the right lens of my glasses.

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Conan: You really mean it? If I want, I can come back to London anytime? YESSSSS. ...Uh, could I invite people? Or, uh, have people come in my place? I mean, I know this guy called Shinichi...

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Conan: Gah! I really have to turn down the volume on the Shinichi phone. People always yell at Shinichi.

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Conan: *as Shinichi* Ran, I have to go.
Ran: *sigh* Yeah yeah, another case... Tell me, what's it about?
Conan: ...I need to find out where the **** the rest of my shadow went.

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Conan: *as Shinichi* What? What do you mean you see that Conan kid standing in front of a weird billboard of me?

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The Ran version of this:
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Agasa, the ultimate ShinRan shipper, lies in wait for the next heartwarming moment.
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Ran: Hey dad, you know what else that building looks like? Other than a pickle?

Kogoro: What has that Kudo kid done to my sweet daughter?

Ran: What are you talking about? I was going to say it looks like a giant thumb. What were you thinking of?

Kogoro: Uh... nothing.
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Conan : "We're sorry. The party you are trying to reach has been temporarily regressed into a child. Please try your call again later. BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
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Kogoro: ...Ran, you hypocrite. Making me take Table Etiquette classes when you yourself can't even pour tea.

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Ran: Shinichi, I know you really love Sherlock Holmes, but did you really have to make Agasa create a gadget to make the colors inside your house go monochrome so it's like an old Sherlock movie?
Shinichi: You never let me have any fun.

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Ran: Hey look, there it is!
Kogoro: How did we miss that!?

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Conan: *as Shinichi* That's right, I'm smokin'...and I can barely keep my clothes on.
Agasa: Sh-Shinichi what are you doing?
Conan: *to Agasa* ...Obviously saying the truth.

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Phone: Seven Daaayss...
Ran: WHO IS THIS?

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Kogoro: Uh, yeah, is this a mental institute? I...well, my daughter's having a bit of lapse in sanity.
Ran: *GASP* I HAVE HANDS! (said exactly the same way as in the linked video)

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Conan: I'm beginning to wonder if I should get a different suit...what do you guys think?
Agasa: I guess that one you wore with the tie and more tealish blue was nice.
Ran: I like your suit just the way it is.
Kogoro: I think you should dress in normal clothes...

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Agasa: OH MY GOD, WALLMASTERS
Kogoro: AND THERE'S FLOORMASTERS TOO
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sonoci wrote:
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Phone: Seven Daaayss...
Ran: WHO IS THIS?

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Kogoro: Uh, yeah, is this a mental institute? I...well, my daughter's having a bit of lapse in sanity.
Ran: *GASP* I HAVE HANDS! (said exactly the same way as in the linked video)
XD sonoci I love your captions
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@Jecka: Thank you \o/ I try (though most of the time it's just whatever randomly comes to my mind...like the following)
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Conan: And that, my dear international public, is what the Black Organization is. I would advise you to be wary of assassins, but now that the whole world knows they can't really do much.
Agasa: .....Shinichi, I don't know if this is ingenious or the stupidest thing you've ever done.

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Conan decided to fill in for O'Brian one night. Surprisingly the crowd loved him.
However, the security guards did not.

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Conan: Don't worry, I - a six-to-seven year old child - will help save everyone in this stadium from the bombing madman.
Minerva: ...................Forgive me if I'm skeptic.

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Yukiko: I decided to make Conan's mother a bit more beautiful~
Conan: *sigh* -_-

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Woman: Kyaa~ It's the cute little boy again! Are you here as O'Brian's replacement again?
O'Brian *in make-up/costume (bottom left): What?
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Crowd: Yeah, you were great! Come on!
Conan: Ahahah, well, that's very flattering. ^^'
O'Brian: But...But I had a great skit lined up and everything!

EDIT: Came up with another as I noticed something
Spoiler:
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Guy in Green close to Conan: What is up with his hair!?
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