Ctrl+V Thread

[phreak_91]

[breva]

[redangelran]

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

[Callid]

• No obviously-not-faked or unquestionable evidence
  • [li]BCC functions of the PM or similar systems
  • Impersonating
  • Hacking or entering other players' accounts etc. in any other way
  • Direct quoting of large amounts of text (as a rule of thumb, anything up to 20 lines is easily quotable, anything beyond 40 is forbidden, for anything in between, it depends on the line length)
    • [li]Entire IRC logs
    • Multiple PMs
    • Extraordinary long PMs (especially ones including other, quoted PMs)
    • Exception: A list of move orders is always quotable, as they are easily faked and do not change when paraphrased anyway
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  [/li]

Current Diplomacy evidence-rules.

[Silver1412]

"He looks in the mirror three times a day. Each time takes an HOUR. If that's not vanity, than I'm a pretty pink princess in a fairytale castle."
"Actually, I think that would be considered narcissism... So does that make you a girl Dave?"
"Shut up sis."

[breva]

[Silver1412]

My stories…
ORIGINALS
1. Tales of Moon People
2. Story of a Mad Kitty Girl
3. 41 Days of Paradise
4. Aqua – The Rise of Elements
5. Dimension Girl Trilogy
6. Chronicles of Hell-Paradise
7. My Plushie Boyfriend
8. Team Jewel – A Spy’s Diary

FANWORKS
Anime/Manga
Naruto
1. Falling Sky
2. Father in my head
3. Namikaze Triplets
4. Tales of the Tsuin Clan:
- Guardians of the Tsuin Clan
- Vows of the Tsuin Clan
- Shadows of the Tsuin Clan
- Children of the Tsuin Clan

One Piece
1. Lost in One Piece:
- Lost in Life
- Lost in Lies
- Lost in Love
2. Tales of Monkey D. Hana
3. Hot, Fiery and Smoking:
- Red Hot Chili-Pepper
- Crimson Fire
- Blood Flames

Detective Conan
1. Assassin's guide of staying sane
2. Three steps from insanity
3. Identity of Martini

Sailor Moon
1. Memories of Sun and Earth
- Chronicles of the Crimson Empire – FOURTH WRITTEN
- Through the Eyes of a Crimson Princess – FIFTH WRITTEN
- Birth of an Admiral – SIXTH WRITTEN
- Awakening of a Regent – SEVENTH WRITTEN
- Defenders of Earth – FIRST WRITTEN
- Apollo’s Heir – SECOND WRITTEN
- Sun and the Eclipse – THIRD WRITTEN
- Wings of Golden Crystal – EIGHTH WRITTEN

Shugo Chara
1. 5 Dreams = 5 Elements
2. Strawberry Kitten

Books
Harry Potter
1. Hello Mr. Fictional Character!:
- Year One: Nope. No Voldie-kins for me.
- Year Two: A giant killer snake… Yay?
- Year Three: Dementors are SIRIUSLY creepy
- Year Four: How to screw up your life in ten seconds
- Year Five: Marauders Reborn!
- Year Six: It must suck being Mr. Grumpy-pants
- Year Seven: So NOT canon anymore
- Year Seven Take Two: Two Moonies and a Padfoot
- Epilogue: Let’s meet again you two…
2. Dragon Chronicles
3. Child of Gods

Movies
Star Wars
1. You know… A weird portal thingy!
- Weird-ass Menace
- Attack of the Bug-people
- Revenge of the Palpy-ass
- New Skykid
- The Mynocks Strike Back
- Return of the Stuck-up Pricks

Games
Prince of Persia
1. Princess of Persia:
- Return of the Sand
- Sea Warriors
- Two Roads
2. The Gamer’s Trilogy:
- Game of Time
- Player Within
- Two Outsiders

[Borealis]

Yeah, where's the batshit crazy lunatic that Conan just has to use his deductive powers to track down, and when they finally find him he's sitting there laughing and making a mosaic out of his victims' scalps or something. I would actually love to see something mad like that.

[Stopwatch]

Wally!

(We were having a Wally vs Waldo debate in IRC :x)

[Silver1412]

"Oh? I recall you flirting with me when we first met."
"What can I say? It was love at first sight. Fortunately I took a second look!"
"Why you little..."
"Guys, dogs, wolfs, or whatever... Calm down. You can argue and kill each other later. We've got work to do."
"Like you're the one to talk!!!"

[miakakiri]

why would you cut bacon

Er, copied to respond to on IRC. Although my response caused him to call me a communist, not that I was ever able to figure out why.... *looking confused*

[Silver1412]

If I was smart I would turn around and leave now before the torture got worse. And I'm fairly sure I'm a smart girl. But even geniuses had been known to have moments where their brains decided to take an unexpected vacation. And in just a few seconds, my brain had packed its bags and hopped on the first flight to the Bahamas without even saying bon voyage, leaving me rooted to the spot and gaping like an idiot as he dove into the lake.

[breva]

スパゲティã

[Silver1412]

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

[miakakiri]

Thatss a very nisse voisse you have there... sshame if ssomething were to happen to it.... sssSSss....

Er, that got copied? Eh, I was trying to be funny. I think I was playing Minecraft when my voice went out last night.  Thing is, I was playing on Peaceful (because I am trying to get the hang of the controls at the moment) so there weren't actually any creepers....