The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

Hattori : "Forget it Kudo! There's no way I'm letting that weird BO girl experiment on me!"
Conan : "But we're close to a cure! We just need someone our own age to help us test it out!"
Hattori : "Find someone else then, because there is nothing you can say that will... why are you getting out your phone?"
Conan : "Because if you don't agree to help us I'm going to call Kazuha and tell her you're cheating on her."
Hattori : "You... you wouldn't dare!"
Conan : *Dials* "Hello? Kazuha-neechan? It's Conan! You'll never guess what I saw Heiji-niisan doing earlier!"
Hattori : "AAAAUGH! KUDO! NO! STOP! I'LL DO IT!"
Conan : *Hangs Up* "Glad you finally saw sense. Meet us at Agasa's place in the morning."
Hattori : "I'll get you for this, Kudo..."

This...sounds almost identical to how Hattori blackmailed Conan into telling him the secret in the first place xD

[Silver1412]

Hattori : "Forget it Kudo! There's no way I'm letting that weird BO girl experiment on me!"
Conan : "But we're close to a cure! We just need someone our own age to help us test it out!"
Hattori : "Find someone else then, because there is nothing you can say that will... why are you getting out your phone?"
Conan : "Because if you don't agree to help us I'm going to call Kazuha and tell her you're cheating on her."
Hattori : "You... you wouldn't dare!"
Conan : *Dials* "Hello? Kazuha-neechan? It's Conan! You'll never guess what I saw Heiji-niisan doing earlier!"
Hattori : "AAAAUGH! KUDO! NO! STOP! I'LL DO IT!"
Conan : *Hangs Up* "Glad you finally saw sense. Meet us at Agasa's place in the morning."
Hattori : "I'll get you for this, Kudo..."

This...sounds almost identical to how Hattori blackmailed Conan into telling him the secret in the first place xD

Which is why it's so funny ~nya! Revenge is sweet, isn't it ~nya?

[redangelran]

Hattori : "Forget it Kudo! There's no way I'm letting that weird BO girl experiment on me!"
Conan : "But we're close to a cure! We just need someone our own age to help us test it out!"
Hattori : "Find someone else then, because there is nothing you can say that will... why are you getting out your phone?"
Conan : "Because if you don't agree to help us I'm going to call Kazuha and tell her you're cheating on her."
Hattori : "You... you wouldn't dare!"
Conan : *Dials* "Hello? Kazuha-neechan? It's Conan! You'll never guess what I saw Heiji-niisan doing earlier!"
Hattori : "AAAAUGH! KUDO! NO! STOP! I'LL DO IT!"
Conan : *Hangs Up* "Glad you finally saw sense. Meet us at Agasa's place in the morning."
Hattori : "I'll get you for this, Kudo..."

time for payback XD

[Sato]

If Conan-Shinichi see this he will approve your post.

[Supernatural Delight]

Conan: So that wasn't a nightmare, I really am sleeping with Haibara.

[Aokochan]

Spoiler: new screencap

EDIT:

Spoiler: more

[oxen221]

Conan: KHANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

[Sato]

To all of his friends: KAZUHA-NEE-CHAN, HEIJI YELL AT ME EARLIER BECAUSE HE WAS PRACTICING WITH ME TO SAY CONFESSION FOR YOU!! SHOW HIM YOUR FLAMES OF LOVE!

[sonoci]

Conan: EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME! NO MATTER WHAT, IT'LL GET AWAY. NO MATTER WHAT, THERE'LL BE SOME SORT OF EXPLOSION. WHY? WHY CAN'T I JUST GET WHAT I WANT AND ACTUALLY KEEP IT? AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Ran: ...Whoa, Conan, I just said there aren't any paper towels. We can just go buy some. And what do you mean explosi-
Kogoro: Hey look, a bomb! : D
Conan: t(ಠ_ಠt )


This just in: Yokomizo has the same fetish as Ran: deductions.

And Conan, being the one to really deduce everything, has the solemn vow of "DO NOT WANT"

[ShinRan4ver]

From Episode 530-531, Hammerman Case
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/5305.png[/img]
Conan: Sonoko-neechan, time for your medicine!
Sonoko: Ah, not the needle again.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/5301.png[/img]
Conan: I look really cute  this time.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/5304.png[/img]
Conan: Here goes her dance again.
Ran: Yeah, Deduction Queen Sonoko!
Sato: Gah, she is stealing my deduction show.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/5303.png[/img]
Takagi: No Way, we got busted again!?!
Sato: Ah, it is nothing Conan-kun, look the other way.

[Sato]

Sonoko: Caught on tape! Why don't you grab him and kiss?

[Shinhoi]

sato is actually conan in disguse and tagaki just found out. (guess how he did)

[ShinRan4ver]

From Episode 524-Blue Spark of Hate
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... 5242-1.png[/img]
Mitsuhiko: What does this button do?
Haibara: Don't touch it that's the...
Conan:Detonator for the C4 gum I spit on that jerk's car, oh great.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... 5241-1.png[/img]
Conan: What the...
Haibara: Your Mom taught me the Doom Glare.

From Episode 487- Sato's Ring case
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/4871.png[/img]
Ran: Ah, How Romantic!
Conan: Blah, Another Chick-Flick moment.

From Episode 449- Wedding of Lies
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/4492.png[/img]
Fake Takagi: White
Ran: How dare you, pervert Takagi!!!!!!
Conan/Shinichi(standing between those two): There is no way I'll tell her the truth, but I will enjoy the view under her skirt for now.

[sonoci]

Spoiler: From Episode 530-531, Hammerman Case

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/5305.png[/img]
Sonoko: Wait... The intelligence, the awkwardness, seemingly always the hero, those glasses... I'VE GOT IT.
Conan: Wh-What? What do you-
Sonoko: You can't hide it from me! I know who you are!
Conan: N-No, I'm not-
Sonoko: You can't hide it! You're Harry Potter!
Conan: ... ._.

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/5301.png[/img]
Conan: Did I mention I'm a troll today?

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/5304.png[/img]
Sonoko: Conan...He has...those tapes...of me...No
Ran: Sonoko?
Conan: *thinking* Hehehehe, that's right. And Shinichi also has those tapes, so you'd better not cross either of us. AHAHAHAHA

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/5303.png[/img]
Takagi: U-Uh, S-Sato...Sh-Shouldn't we...Should we t-take off our clothes for a bath?
Sato: Oh, we will <3

Spoiler:

From Episode 524-Blue Spark of Hate
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... 5242-1.png[/img]
Haibara: Look, an explosion!
Conan: What!? Is this the next movie!?

From Episode 487- Sato's Ring case
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/4871.png[/img]
Ran: SQUEEEEEEEE <3 I can't believe it! My own miniature, adorable Shinichi!
Conan: R-Ran! Shhhh! Not...Not so loud!
Ran: I'll call him Shin-chan and hug him and pet him and squeeze him-
Conan: Squeeze sounds painful-
Ran: -and pat him and pet him-
Conan: You said pet alre-
Ran: -and rub him and caress him and-
Conan: WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS RAN.

From Episode 449- Wedding of Lies
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/4492.png[/img]
Ran: Don't you dare figure out Conan's Shinichi before I do!

[Silver1412]

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj25 ... i/4492.png[/img]
Ran: Don't you dare figure out Conan's Shinichi before I do!

Good one ~nya!