The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Supernatural Delight]

Ran: Oh another murder, good thing that I have Megure on speed dial.



Conan: I am the only boy who can make pink look cool.



Conan: Pink even looks good on me when I'm hurt or sad.

[Mareliini]

Tralallalalaa, have fun.

Spoiler:

[Sato]

Kogoro behind the scene: tell me where Yoko is!

[tanteikun1412]

Conan: Huh! What is this?! Where is my smart phone?! I'm allergic to this! Argh, my hand is twitching.
Kogoro, Ran, and Agasa: Eehhhhh!!!!!

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

Megure and Kogoro have turned into the Japanese stereotype of Old Men with Squinty eyes, too big of heads and ready to sumo wrestle *or something*


Conan: Uh-Uh-Guys, I don't know the answer!
Everyone: It's one, you idiot!
Conan: Uh-ONE!
Guy on phone: YOU WIN!!!


Kogoro: Mmm, this giant strawberry is going to taste delightful!


Ran: CONAN! Wha-WHO is that!?
Conan: Wh-DID HAIBARA REPLACE THE SEXY SHOT WITH-
Agasa: *thinking* Oh no! She sent it to the wrong phone!

*killed forever*


Heiji: I'M POUTING.
Conan: I wouldn't have guessed...


Conan and the gang just saw that there's some show called "Detective Conan" on. They decide they're going to watch just to see what it is.

[sstimson]

During the invasion of the Big heads, Shinichi tried to escape from being changed in to one

[Citan]

*Shot of the DC Gang after suddenly and inexplicably becoming aware of the audience*

[Sato]

Megure and Kogoro: It's big head against small head. There's two of us, we win.

[briggettkylie]

& that's what you will do after you twist and lick it.. you dunk it!


(On speaker) Hattori: So Kudo, when are you going to tell to that girl at the detective agency that you're really Shinichi Kudo who's just been shrunk by a medicine that was made by that evil yawned girl who was forced by the two men in black?

[Memesu]

...For some reason, Haibara´s dress makes me feel uncomfortable. Or maybe it´s the fact that her head is as wide as her shoulders.

[Gintoki23]

*Whole DC Group discovers what The forth wall is*
And so DC was now forever changed as the forth wall was completely demolished, killing millions in the process by Conan's Shinigami atmosphere.

[Sato]

Sera: My brain's fried. You might as well give up as Ran's as well. Whatever you ask from us or talk about wines has cause our mental block.
Gin: -_-

[Aokochan]

Conan: Ran, do you like this balloon-boy I bought you?
Ran: Oh yes Conan! It's so cute! That's the best birthday gift you could give me!

[sonoci]

Ran: This is a great idea Conan! We should keep you on a leash to keep you from running off all the time!
Conan: Damn, this kid is ruining my life in so many ways...
Ran: And we can make this child a reoccurring character!
Conan: GAH

[Memesu]

Conan: Ran, do you like this balloon-boy I bought you?
Ran: Oh yes Conan! It's so cute! That's the best birthday gift you could give me!

LOL

Spoiler:

ELYON <3333333333333333333