The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[IHKF]

Conan: I am in an invisible box and you
            can not get me!

What this made me think of?
Conan: YOU CAN'T DO S**T BRO! YOU CAN'T DO S**T BRO! You mad? Aw, he mad.

[sstimson]

Conan: I am in an invisible box and you
           can not get me!

What this made me think of?
Conan: YOU CAN'T DO S**T BRO! YOU CAN'T DO S**T BRO! You mad? Aw, he mad.

In case you missed the reference, it is about the patomine routine of being in a box. Since it is patomine it becomes an invisible box. And Totally Spies had an episode where a few of the girls were trapped is such a box. I thought since if you can not get out of it, maybe someone else can not get in.

[IHKF]

Conan: I am in an invisible box and you
            can not get me!

What this made me think of?
Conan: YOU CAN'T DO S**T BRO! YOU CAN'T DO S**T BRO! You mad? Aw, he mad.

In case you missed the reference, it is about the patomine routine of being in a box. Since it is patomine it becomes an invisible box. And Totally Spies had an episode where a few of the girls were trapped is such a box. I thought since if you can not get out of it, maybe someone else can not get in.

Oh I'm a Totally Spies fan and have been since the series started. It just reminded me of PewDiePie. LOL XD

[oxen221]

Agasa: I can't STAND not being able to eat teriyaki chicken anymore. I'm gonna rat Haibara out to the BO.

Conan: calm...calm down professor. It's her way of coping for being treated like a child everyday. She just needs to boss someone around to vent....ha ha right?..................................................please don't call gin.

[Sato]

The man: close your mouth! You look like you have your eyes pop out from somewhere and scream for it!

[Shinhoi]

Mouri squealing fan girl like : KYAA I saw it I saw it!!! I SAW ITTTTT!

Man thinking : WHA- oh shit! I didn't wrap a towel underneath!
Conan thinking : HAHA now i have lured mouri into the ossen with that yoko picture i stuck at the bottom of the ossen. LET THE DEDUCTIONS BEGIN!  *points watch at kogoro

[Sato]

I have a set of captions you both can use...

Spoiler:

ADDED: Restoring back few images, now accessible.

[BK201]

nom nom nom nom....

[oxen221]

Ran: Shinichi has put me on hold for 2 hours now, but I'll keep on waiting. I'll wait for as long as I live because he'll be back for me. I know he will.

[Aokochan]

Haibara: I refuse to pose for the photo.

[oxen221]

Conan:*sigh* One day you are a glamorous high school hero then the next you become a pitiful 7 year-old. You know that feeling right?

Man sitting next to Conan: Kid, what are YOU on??

[Borealis]

Ran thinks: Oh come on, Shinichi. Make a deduction already.


Shinichi: What do you mean, his weaknes is hs Spicegirls-cd-collection?

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

Conan: Ran, what are you doing?
Ran: *sigh* Nothing, just listening to Shinichi's answering machine. ...I miss his voice.
Conan: ...............*thinking* You know, I really haven't called in a while...


Conan: Ah, the good ol' days. Back when everything was dark and jazz music was everywhere.


Shinichi's reaction after being told that although he was the star of the show, he'd show up in less than a quarter of Detective Conan cases.


Agasa: This new gadget...is a bust.


Ran: Fufufufufu, my wonderful Shinichi, one day you will be mine *-*


Conan: You know, it figures that the only way I can be captured is if I unintentionally screw myself over.


Prince!Shinichi: My lovely Ran, I've come for you!
Ran: Oh, Shinichi! <3
Conan: *in reality* .........lord.


Megure: What just happened to Conan?
Kogoro: This time HE'S the sleeping one!


Kogoro: ...Is that a ROCK in my meal?


Behold Haibara: she'll never conform.


Conan: Who's that!?
A wild CAMERAMAN has been spotted!

Also:

Shinichi: What do you mean, his weaknes is hs Spicegirls-cd-collection?

Still wondering why that joke was liked so much xD

[Kleene Onigiri]

DBs: Don't worry, cameraman. Haibara will be smiling soon again. Conan is getting her coffee.

[sonoci]

Courtesy of the thread that will always revive


Little did Conan realize, when he wasn't around to do so, Sonoko was on "watch out for people interested in Ran" mode.


Sera: You know, I don't know why you guys are so surprised. I mean, I'm just someone with the potential ability to break your necks.
Sonoko: Uh, yeah. We know. That's kinda why we're jumpy.
Ran: WHY DON'T MY IRISES HAVE COLOR?


Sera: Actually, the reason I'm flat is because of these!
Sonoko: I-Is that Shinichi and Kaitou Ki-
Ran: YES. I've been looking for those!
Sera: Prices start at 5000 yen~


Sera: Hold up Ran, I don't like the look of this guy. I mean, who wears black trenchcoats anymore?
Gin: T-T