The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[pofa]

Ran: AND A HAPPY *%&$ING NEW YEAR!

Conan: Will the butt-punching joke ever just die?...

Spoiler: No

I think I've found my 2012 December avatar :x

[sonoci]

@Borealis: Ha! Love the continuing RobCon joke 

@pofa: 

@Mareliini: Let's make you even happier then \o/

Spoiler:

Conan: Did you guys find your little remote control car yet? Because I really have to go-

*CRUNCH*
Ayumi: What was that sound?
Conan: ..............found it...


Conan just caught a radio with his toe.
Be amazed


Conan has just become aware of the fourth wall and is just about to poke at the edge of the screen.


Ran: ...and then I'll use the spinning ax kick to knock Shinichi unconscious..
Conan: *sigh* *thinking* Great, she's mad again-

Ran: Then, I'll put out the rope, tie him up, take him to a secret location, and all of my fantasies will come true
Conan: .............................mother.


An Anokata family reunion


Conan: I...I...can't...breathe! Feels like...I'm...I'm melting

Genta: He must be pretending to be the witch from the Wizard of Oz!
Mitsuhiko: Oh, I get it!
Ayumi: Hee hee! That's funny, Conan!
Haibara: Ahaha... I don't think he's breathing.


Conan: And that... *wheeze* is how you put up a tent... *huff*
Ayumi: Wow!
Mitsuhiko: Impressive!
Genta: Tell me about it! We actually tricked him into doing all the work!
Conan: ..............I hate you so much right now.


A pill of APTX happened to get wedged into the bumper of the car.
Conan wasn't about to let his chance escape him, and began to run after it: Roadrunner style.


Ran: AUGH! DAD! You farted! That's sick!
Conan: *about to faint from the smell*


Yukiko: ...Yuusaku, I'm not sure I like this replica of home.
Yuusaku: Aw, come on. I put so much work into it!
Yukiko: Yeah, but...the Agasa robot is just creepy.
Agasa: I AM ANOKATA. ANOKATA. BZZZZRT


Ran: *with a spoon* Come on Conan, open wide!
Conan: ............
Ran: Come on! Here comes the choochoo train!
Conan: ............ *thinking* Gin, I swear to god, I'll kill you for this.


Ran: ...Conan, you say you learn everything from Shinichi and television. ...Does Shinichi have a TV program?
Conan: Uh, yeah! It has five seasons where he and his--er, cousin Sally go over anything and everything you could ever need to know that may or may not end up relating to murders or anything the average seven year old wouldn't be able to tell you otherwise!
Ran: ...What time is it on?
Conan: ...........It was cancelled.


Conan: I'm beginning to think that driving a car in this body was a bad idea.
Agasa: No s***.

[CodeFreak43]

(No caption: Conan's hair looks cuter from that perspective)
Caption:
Goa'uld in Conan: Hey, do we want to swap places?
Goa'uld in Kogoro: Yea, would be nice.
(Yess, I am a Gater. Who else is?)

So true with his hair.

Anyway...


Conan: I'm telling you, Gin looks like a BARBIE DOLL!
Ai: And I'm a monkey's uncle, Conan.

[Callid]

Ran: Then, I'll put out the rope, tie him up, take him to a secret location, and all of my fantasies will come true
Conan: .............................mother.

Kogoro seems to agree with Conan...


Mitsuhiko: Conan? Are you all right?
Ai (thinking): Seems that last pill finally managed to eliminate the flaws of the APTX 4869...

[sstimson]

Ran: Conan, be my dance partner or else!

[Citan]

Ran : Get him Neji! Don't let that little orange-jumpsuited freak beat you!
Conan : She gets to fangirl over Neji whenever she wants, but she jumps down my throat the moment I mention Holmes? How is this fair...



Ran : Argh! How could he lose?!
Conan : Naruto's the main character, Ran. What did you expect?
Ran : Don't get smart with me! I've learned all of Neji's moves, you know!
Conan : Those are fake. You can't seriously...
Ran : *Takes stance* Jyuuken : Eight-Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms!
Conan : Expect me to... Crap! Hospital here I come!
Kogoro : I'll just go ahead and call the ambulance right now.

[yamiangie]

Genta: of all the Edogawa Conans in the world you the Edogawa Conanist.

[sstimson]

Please take no offense as none was meant

After the Earthquake of March 2011, Conan has his own face FAULT

[Aokochan]

Spoiler: misae and misao screencaps

Yamamura imitating Kaito

[Mareliini]

GENTA AND CO.

Spoiler:

[yamiangie]

Kogoro: If I wanted a lecture on racing in Gunma, I'd get a copy of Initial D.

[sonoci]

Spoiler: Aokochan's Pics

*horns are honking*
Misae: ...Gr...darn geese are flying around again...


Policeman: Hey, it's Mouri Kogor-
Yamamura: SQUEEE

Random host: Aha! It's Conan, Mouri's faithful sidekick! Quick, grab him! We've already got his little girl friend!
Conan: Wha?

Conan: Are you really...taping your kidnapping of us?
Host: Yeah, it's great footage!
Conan: You do realize...how many holes there are in that plan?
Host: What holes?
Nurse: What's that loud thumping noise? ...Almost sounds like a stampede heading here.
Conan: ....Yeeeah, I kinda never get kidnapped, but when I do and it's noticed, s*** gets real...
Host: .....................oh
Conan: I am so sorry for you.
Haibara: I'm not.


Takagi: ...and that was the grossest body I've ever seen.
Kids: ...................................
Conan: ...and now our appetites are gone. Thank you Takagi. Thank you very much. Now my bored coloring with this stupid red crayon has gone to waste. I hope you're happy.


Genta: There's marshmellows in my orange juice!
Ayumi: EWWWWWW! Soggy marshmellows!


Megure: And where is the bomb now?
Guy: Right here!
Megure: How are you going to set it off?
Guy: With my cell phone!
Megure: And where is your cell phone?
Guy: Right he-Oh cra-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Megure: I really hate idiot criminals.

[Sato]

Conan: Why all people here cover in oil??
Culprit in charge: This is OPP. Oil people Party support the mysteriousness if we're on show again.  They all are me and assistant.
Conan: Oh. By chance is occhan among them?
Culprit in charge: *look at ipad* From my list, there's none. He return back to tv and spray oil to make his house black.

[sstimson]

Conan was asked by the FBI to help find Anonymous only to discover that there was
more then one!

[oxen221]

Conan: Behold! the Worm!

Haibara: It seems you are a better detective than a break dancer.