The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

Spoiler: Some BO Captions indeed

Chianti: Alright! Headshot!
Korn: *deadpan* His head 'splode.


Chianti is not pleased at her lack of appearance in the show and demands more screentime


Vodka: Despite the fact that no snow is falling in front of me, my car is covered.
Gin: *on the other end of the line* ...That's because it broke a month ago. -_-


Gin: Ahhhh, finally. I've been looking for this CD for far too long...
Vodka: Wh-What...What is it?
Gin: Spice Girls *-*
Vodka: .____.


Cameraman guy: Whoa! It's like a Blues Brothers Cosplay group! They even have such realistic fake guns! ...Are you getting this to the live feed John?
John *somewhere else* Hell yeah!
Cameraman guy: This is sweet! Hey, you guys! Wanna tell the world how much you love the Blues Brothers?
Gin: ......................Korn, why don't you show...John's friend how...realistic your gun really is?


Vermouth: I'm afraid I have bad news
Gin: There'll be worse news for you if you don't stop touching me
Vermouth: Your car is being towed.
Gin: I'm serious: one more word and I'll-
Announcer over intercom: Excuse me, to the owner of a Black Porsche 356A...your car is being towed.
Gin: ...son of a *****

EDIT: Now with Neh!Heiji  :-X


Conan: ............
How is that (Heizo)
related to that? (Heiji)
Heizo: It's as big a mystery to you as it is to me, kid.

[sstimson]

Chris: I glad I had this Gin arm rest made. No danger of being shot.

[PokerFace312]

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Gin: Ahhhh, finally. I've been looking for this CD for far too long...
Vodka: Wh-What...What is it?
Gin: Spice Girls *-*
Vodka: .____.

The *-* killed me! XD

[Sato]

Gin: Look. I found a mirror in form of CD player. This is my alibi of my handsome look.
Vodka: *-*

[oxen221]

Gin: You have no idea how many people I had to kill to get the new ipad.

Vodka (thinking): I probably shouldn't tell him he can buy it on Amazon...

[Sato]

Hello friends, I'm compiling 2011 captions, I'm building a website so I'll be browsing here picking best and good ones for website display. I will finish it in next two days. Hold on to your socks, because 2011's selected set is on the way.

[Aokochan]

Hello friends, I'm compiling 2011 captions, I'm building a website so I'll be browsing here picking best and good ones for website display. I will finish it in next two days. Hold on to your socks, because 2011's selected set is on the way.

\o/\o/\o/

[Sato]

Here's the website you all look forward!
Enjoy!!
http://dcaptions.webs.com/dcaptions.htm

[Aokochan]

Here's the website you all look forward!
Enjoy!!
http://dcaptions.webs.com/dcaptions.htm

You did an awesome job!

[sonoci]

Here's the website you all look forward!
Enjoy!!
http://dcaptions.webs.com/dcaptions.htm

You did an awesome job!

^+1234567890 \o/

I like the look of the website a lot

[Sato]

Thanks! You both are awesome making this thread cool! Ah, we can't ignore website, it has to be shown.

[sstimson]

Gin: I now have the MacGuffin Device that Ernst Stavro Blofeld wanted.

Vodka (thinking): I hope it does not turn in to a Chekhov's Gun.

[Citan]

Vodka : Well? What do you think?
Gin : Hmm... Vodka, I hate to tell you this, but your Spice World DVD is definately possessed.
Vodka : It is?! Aww man. So what do we do?
Gin : Well, i'll have to perform an exorcism on it.
Vodka : Do.. do you even know how?
Gin : Of course, I'm an ordained priest.
Vodka : Uhhh....
Gin : ...of Satan.
Vodka : Less confusing.

[Blah]

Haibara: What?! I got a lower score than Genta on a test!

[Citan]

Haibara: What in the... how did Vermouth get my email address? AND WHY DID SHE SEND ME A PICTURE OF GIN'S ASS?!
Haibara : >.> *saves*